How To Ask...

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Right I need help from more experienced ppl/ppl who know wot they doin

How do u ask a gurl in 2 bed???????????????

, i mean its not lyk you will go up to em and go " will u sleep wif me" I mean its a bit of a dodjy question

Post ur help here, +rep for all good help

[Throne Sofa]

Just ask her to come to your house then go into your bedroom and ask for a quick ****.

[FlyingJesus]

Chloroform

[Myzas]

well, first. You say, hello, i like you, how maach? If she replies in the boundaries of &#163;0.75 - &#163;1 then buy her. If not, tell her to eat a rubber rabbit. JaQ ShImaScH

[cocaine]

lol at this thread.

[Myzas]

In addition to my other post. Force her into having s3xy time with you, imagine her shouting as a scream of pleasure. Jaq Shimash.

[DCeption]

slip her some Rohipnol (sp?)

[CustomHabbo]

us a condom for safe sex

[Papershop]

just go, SEXYY TIME BABY

[Zuar]

lol@this thread.

[Myzas]

There is one last way. Yes, just one. Kick her in the balls and lick her feet until is no more. Is way, not only way, but gooood way. JAQ SHIMASH!

[Metric.]

i don't really remember my first time.
all i know is that i was reallly wasted and we banged in the airstream.

[<?PHP>]

ryt thanx 4 all ppls help, im meetin up wif her on sat, ill let u know wt happens... +rep to all helpful advice

[Shawnstra]

ryt thanx 4 all ppls help, im meetin up wif her on sat, ill let u know wt happens... +rep to all helpful advice

You have 0 rep power :rolleyes: Anyway, you should be dating for a while and it would come naturally after a while?

[Myzas]

Yes. Date her to the point where she cannot withstand anymore kissing, and would like to advance to the vajina and stick connection. Iz nice, Iz very nice. Jaq Shimash.

[french]

"How do you feel about 1 night stands"
"Blow me, beautiful!"
"Fancy a quickie?"
"Let me dig up your garden"
"Let me inject you with my love juice"

Hahah :).

[Myzas]

k Heres my real advice lol. Start kissing her in da bedroom or w.e, and go wit da flow. Slowly take her clothes off, pull down her thongs, then, BANG BANG

[Cwmbran]

Chloroform

Lol, +Rep.
Ontopic: You don't ask. It just happens.
Ask your self these questions.

Are you even going out with this girl?
Do you talk to each other?
Does she even know you?
Does she exist?

[french]

Viagra.

[Dubble]

If you talk like this "was up me homie yas in com me house init to"

they will No go with you ask them to go to your house go to the bedroom make your move.


Heres a good line
"Let me stick my poems in you girls like poems."

[efq]

Yes. Date her to the point where she cannot withstand anymore kissing, and would like to advance to the vajina and stick connection. Iz nice, Iz very nice. Jaq Shimash.

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[T0M]

No offence but you're pretty sad posting all the rules

just take her to you bedroom and go with the flow, as some1 already said

[Jakey]

k Heres my real advice lol. Start kissing her in da bedroom or w.e, and go wit da flow. Slowly take her clothes off, pull down her thongs, then, BANG BANG
LOL.
+ why did u respond like 6 different times

[computer screen]

LOL.
+ why did u respond like 6 different times

probably to get his posts up

[Toughened]

well, first. You say, hello, i like you, how maach? If she replies in the boundaries of £0.75 - £1 then buy her. If not, tell her to eat a rubber rabbit. JaQ ShImaScH


Just ask her to come to your house then go into your bedroom and ask for a quick ****.


just go, SEXYY TIME BABY


Yes. Date her to the point where she cannot withstand anymore kissing, and would like to advance to the vajina and stick connection. Iz nice, Iz very nice. Jaq Shimash.


k Heres my real advice lol. Start kissing her in da bedroom or w.e, and go wit da flow. Slowly take her clothes off, pull down her thongs, then, BANG BANG

LMAO. I lol'ed at all them. +Rep to you lmao.

[efq]

er dudes.

Look at last rule. Says No borats its a joke fgs.

Some of you arnt humans.

[VPSwow]

well.... erm.... ask her if she is ready for sex and if she says yes then there you go!

[sl4rtzzzz]

In addition to my other post. Force her into having s3xy time with you, imagine her shouting as a scream of pleasure. Jaq Shimash.
sexy isnt filtered lmao

[Jemm]

LOL aww.

just talk to her and say im thinking of doing this, r u ready for it? and if she says yeh then go for it, if she says no then wait a while. as long as u love her... then its kwl.


O:]

[clarissa !!]

date rape.

[YoManGo!]

get her in your room (or somewhere private) start kissing her, but feel her up in more sensitive areas to get her in the mood, just work towards it.

although chloroform may be easier

[leebatten]

Build up trust, then get down to business.

[Pyroka]

I can't believe you've asked us this :rolleyes: If you've known her for long while then do so, but wear friggin protection.. If your kids are going to be asking questions like this, definetly wear a condom. :) Anyway, the way I'd go about it is, try and ask her beforehand about it (whether she feels comfortable with it or not) and hope she says yes. If not it's just not meant to be yet!

However, if she says yes then invite her over to your house (make sure your parents aren't in?) and talk for a while, bring the goods (protection) and ask her up to your room, a simple "Do ya wanna now..?" would probably do. It's not hard really if you're mature about it. :P Have some sexytime!