If you was to hit on someone what...

[Dubble]

Would your good line be?

"Let me stick my poems in you"



Lol post yours.

[Ekalb]

I guess a good one would be
"How much for an hour?"
It only works on a few people though.

[-Dispute]

" I lost my number, can I borrow yours "

I don't use it, just makes me laugh :)

[Mr.Sam]

"Very nice, How much?!?"
"You want sexy time?"

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/moviesetc/borat.jpg

[Dubble]

I guess a good one would be
"How much for an hour?"
It only works on a few people though.


LMAO Good one.


" I lost my number, can I borrow yours "

I don't use it, just makes me laugh :)


Lol im going to use that one.


"Very nice, How much?!?"
"You want sexy time?"

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/moviesetc/borat.jpg

Make a sexy time with my mother in law!

[Mentor]

"Does this rag smell of chloroform?"
-works every time :p


On a serious note, who actually uses pickup lines?

[Nubcaek]

"Does this rag smell of chloroform?"
-works every time :p


On a serious note, who actually uses pickup lines?
Not me.. ^^

[Jamie!]

Your eyes are like spanners - every time you look at me my nuts tighten.

Excuse me, do you have the time? I'm going to **** you so hard, you little minx! Sorry I have Tourette's, hold me.

If I'm a pain in your ****, we can just add more lube.

Pick a number between one and ten. Wrong! You Lose. Take all your clothes off.

Fancy making a ****o? We don't have to video it.

I know Jedi mind tricks. Go home with me tonight you will.

Do you work for Royal Mail? No? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

I'm a doctor and i'm here to offer a free mammogram

Is that a tic-tac in your undies or are you just pleased to see me?

So, which one of Girls aloud are you?

Boy: Have I shown you my magic watch? It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear ...

Girl: Nice try, I am wearing underwear.

Boy: **** ... It must be an hour fast!

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I drive as smart car

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? No? (Pull out yor pockets inside out) Would you like to?

Boy: Excuse me, want to dance?

Girl: No.

Boy: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot

I'm a mathematician baby! Do you fancy going to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

Guy: Can i smell your fanny?

Girl: (throws drink over him)

Guy: Oh well it must be your feet then...

Excuse me, you've got something on your top. My eyes!

Guy: Goes up to an ugly girl with a gorgeous mate and ask her ' do you want to dance?'.

Girl: Chuffed and over-enthusiastically she shouts ' yes! '

Guy: Quickly interjects ' Good, **** off and dance...I want to be alone with your friend. '

Have you ever been kissed on the navel? How about from the inside?

Reckon I could snatch a kiss tonight? Or even better, vice-versa?

Fancy going two's on a baby?

Guy: " I used to play this game in the army, it was called 'WAR', do you want to play?"

Girl: " How do you play it? "

Guy: Grabs and jiggles girl's breasts and shouts ' WWHAAAARRRRR!'

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Do you want to see something swell?

Pardon me, are you in heat?!

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Let's take a shower together -- you smell.

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ***? No. Damn!

Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

All those curves, and me with no brakes!

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

My, oh my, what have you been eating?

[Dubble]

Your eyes are like spanners - every time you look at me my nuts tighten.

Excuse me, do you have the time? I'm going to **** you so hard, you little minx! Sorry I have Tourette's, hold me.

If I'm a pain in your ****, we can just add more lube.

Pick a number between one and ten. Wrong! You Lose. Take all your clothes off.

Fancy making a ****o? We don't have to video it.

I know Jedi mind tricks. Go home with me tonight you will.

Do you work for Royal Mail? No? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

I'm a doctor and i'm here to offer a free mammogram

Is that a tic-tac in your undies or are you just pleased to see me?

So, which one of Girls aloud are you?

Boy: Have I shown you my magic watch? It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear ...

Girl: Nice try, I am wearing underwear.

Boy: **** ... It must be an hour fast!

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I drive as smart car

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? No? (Pull out yor pockets inside out) Would you like to?

Boy: Excuse me, want to dance?

Girl: No.

Boy: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot

I'm a mathematician baby! Do you fancy going to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

Guy: Can i smell your fanny?

Girl: (throws drink over him)

Guy: Oh well it must be your feet then...

Excuse me, you've got something on your top. My eyes!

Guy: Goes up to an ugly girl with a gorgeous mate and ask her ' do you want to dance?'.

Girl: Chuffed and over-enthusiastically she shouts ' yes! '

Guy: Quickly interjects ' Good, **** off and dance...I want to be alone with your friend. '

Have you ever been kissed on the navel? How about from the inside?

Reckon I could snatch a kiss tonight? Or even better, vice-versa?

Fancy going two's on a baby?

Guy: " I used to play this game in the army, it was called 'WAR', do you want to play?"

Girl: " How do you play it? "

Guy: Grabs and jiggles girl's breasts and shouts ' WWHAAAARRRRR!'

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Do you want to see something swell?

Pardon me, are you in heat?!

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Let's take a shower together -- you smell.

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ***? No. Damn!

Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

All those curves, and me with no brakes!

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

My, oh my, what have you been eating?




OMG, lmao and btw its like a joke thread for people to laugh at the pick up lines.

[Jackk]

Heres 50p, phone your mum tell her your not ******* home.

[Slash]

I've got the dictionary written on my penis, why don't you come home with me and I'll put some words in your mouth.

My right leg is christmas, my left leg is new years, come visit me between the holidays.

[Dubble]

:o LMAO i like the top one! + Rep.

[Shawnstra]

LMAO

"*hits girl literally* Wanna hit me back? How about coming by my house and play?"

[Dubble]

:P funny thread no?

[FlyingJesus]

"I think you're a very attractive young lady, maybe I could buy you a drink, have some sex, see where it goes from there?"

[OMGitsaROSS]

omgz rip from Blades of Glory.

i will follow that trend

"are you an official here cause you've offically given me a boner"

[Carlos]

lol @ above posts

[OMGitsaROSS]

or,

Boy: Hmm, I would..
Girl: Would what? (or simliar)
Boy: Tap that. *points to her*

[Mitch4?]

You turn my floppy disk into a harddrive

[Aces]

I've got the dictionary written on my penis, why don't you come home with me and I'll put some words in your mouth.

My right leg is christmas, my left leg is new years, come visit me between the holidays.
Seen that at lol.com made me laugh.

[Papershop]

STOP! Drop and roll batch cos your on FIRE!

[Nemo]

If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put "u" and "i" together ;)

[Aces]

STOP! Drop and roll batch cos your on FIRE!


If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put "u" and "i" together ;)
Great, i will be using thoose. lol.

[Dubble]

Lol at post above ^^.

[Aces]

double lol at above post.

[Colin-Roberts]

Taken from mentors site aka thybag.co.uk
1 "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."
2 A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.
3 All this could be yours for one low, low price!
4 All those curves, and me with no brakes.
5 Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
6 Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?
7 Are you Natasha, my contact?
8 Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
9 Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
10 Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
11 Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
12 Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
13 Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
14 Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
15 Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
16 Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
17 Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day
18 Aren't we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight?
19 Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Cuz you look "Grrrreat!"
20 As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
21 Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM,
22 Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
23 Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
24 Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
25 Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
26 Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
27 Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
28 Be unique and different, say yes.
29 Because it has got to be a crime being so damn sexy.
30 Before you run, I am not a freak.
31 Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me
32 Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just
33 By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and
34 Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
35 Can I flirt with you?
36 Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
37 Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
38 Can i get tickets to the premiere becuse with you looking that good you must be in the movie.
39 Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist
40 Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
41 Coffee? Tea? Me?
42 Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
43 Compared to you, the sun feels cold.
44 Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man?
45 Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
46 Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
47 Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
48 Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
49 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
50 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
51 Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here
52 Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
53 Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.
54 Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
55 Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
56 Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
57 Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?
58 Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
59 Do you have room in your life for another friend?
60 Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
61 Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
62 Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you are stuck with me.
63 Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!
64 Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your
65 Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
66 Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color...Blizzard
67 Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
68 Do your legs hurt because you have been running through my mind all day.
69 Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
70 Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
71 Does beauty run in your family?
72 Does my breath smell okay?
73 Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
74 Don't you know me from somewhere?
75 Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent
76 Excuse me i fainted when i saw u so my solicitor asked me to get ur number for insurance reasons.
77 Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
78 Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
79 Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
80 Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
81 Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?
82 Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
83 Excuse me, do you have change for a $100 bill?
84 Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
85 Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could
86 Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?
87 Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face
88 Excuse me... do you speak Klingon?
89 For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am
90 Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your
91 Giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice.
92 Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
93 Girl: I may not be Mya but my love is like whoa
94 Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and
95 God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
96 Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
97 Good news, the test results are negative!
98 Got me? I'll do your body good.
99 Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"
100 Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag
101 Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side
102 Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my
103 Guy: I may not be Baby Bash but you're my suga
104 Guy: What's your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh... I thought it was Aphrodite.
105 HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?
106 Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of
107 Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
108 Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? cuz I'm goin cookoo for you
109 Have you ever been to Hawaii? (No why?) Well it was the most beautiful thing
110 He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been
111 Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
112 Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
113 Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
114 Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
115 Help, something's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
116 Here's 10p. Go and ring your mum and tell her you wont be home tonight!
117 Here's your chance to get to know me.
118 Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day...all I'm asking for is one
119 Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket
120 Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
121 Hey baby, where you been all my life?
122 Hey baby, you are like a pot of gold... Hard to get and hard to hold.
123 Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
124 Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you
125 Hey kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me.
126 Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?
127 Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've
128 Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!
129 Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
130 Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.
131 Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your
132 Hey, haven't I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!
133 Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
134 Hey, it's not coming off!
135 Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
136 Hey, where did your smile go? (Check back pocket) Here it is!
137 Hey, you owe me a drink. (Answers): why? Or I do? ---Because I dropped mine
138 Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Kablaam"?
139 Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead
140 Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
141 Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow,
142 Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
143 Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
144 Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
145 Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
146 Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.
147 Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
148 Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
149 Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
150 Hi. Are you cute?
151 Hi. Can I domesticate you?
152 Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
153 Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure
154 How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.
155 How much did it cost? (What?) The surgery that made you so hot!
156 I believe that it was Socrates who opined, "Know thyself." Well, I already
157 I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} OOh it says your gonna call
158 I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.
159 I didn't know that Miss America lived here!
160 I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
161 I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes
162 I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
163 I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving
164 I envy your lipstick.
165 I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
166 I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a
167 I have only three months to live.
168 I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work?
169 I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
170 I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
171 I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
172 I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
173 I knew that my life DID have a purpose, but not until I looked into your
174 I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
175 I looked up the word "beautiful" in the thesaurus today, and your name was
176 I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
177 I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
178 I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
179 I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
180 I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
181 I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
182 I never thought that heaven would be so close to me"
183 I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
184 I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!
185 I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty
186 I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven.
187 I think my medication is wearing off.
188 I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a
189 I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after
190 I want to bear all your children. (to a woman)
191 I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
192 I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day
193 I wish i was a Q so i could be next to U.
194 I would love to be your tears, to be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks
195 I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
196 I'd marry your cat to get in the family.
197 I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
198 I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
199 I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
200 I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
201 I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
202 I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
203 I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
204 I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
205 I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
206 I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it
207 I've been noticing you not noticing me.
208 I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
209 I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
210 I've seen till I gazed into your eyes
211 If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
212 If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek,
213 If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
214 If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you've made me smile,
215 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
216 If I followed you home, would you keep me?
217 If I had a nickel for every time I've seen a woman as beautiful as you, I'd
218 If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through
219 If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?
220 If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.
221 If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
222 If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
223 If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
224 If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
225 If nostalgia was white and passion was black, my love for you would be a
226 If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
227 If water were beauty you'd be the ocean.
228 If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
229 If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
230 If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
231 If you were a library book, I would check you out.
232 If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
233 If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
234 If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto
235 Inheriting twenty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak
236 Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
237 Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.
238 Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
239 Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
240 Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the
241 Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get
242 It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.
243 It must be dark outside. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.
244 It's always good for you to see me again.
245 It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?]
246 It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
247 Just where do those legs of yours end?
248 Know what I like best about you baby? You haven't maced me yet.
249 Let's make like a Fabric softener and Snuggle
250 Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look.
251 Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
252 Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
253 Listen to this: my buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start
254 Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
255 Man: "Would you like to dance?" Woman:(looks at you up and down) "No thank
256 Man: excuse me did you just feel my donkey? Girl: no you: why not?
257 Man:"Girl, you are so rude!" Girl:"How am I being rude?" Man:"Because you're
258 Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a
259 May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
260 Miss, you made my heart stop...
261 My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
262 My leech would like you as a new host.
263 My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
264 My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
265 My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
266 My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
267 My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
268 My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
269 My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic
270 Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
271 No, but how about a kiss anyway?
272 Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.
273 Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
274 Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?
275 Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.
276 Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
277 Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You
278 Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
279 Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
280 Pinch me. "Why?" You're so fine I must be dreaming.
281 Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole
282 Pull my finger.
283 Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.
284 Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
285 Smile if you want me!.
286 So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to
287 So, what do you like to do for fun? (Why?) 'Cause I'm gonna ask you out.
288 So, you're a girl huh?
289 Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
290 Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
291 Speak of the devil....or should I say "Angel"?
292 Stop, Drop, and Roll baby 'cause you're on fire!
293 Take a chance on me.
294 That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
295 That's a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that's a nice dress. [Again, thank
296 The only thing your eyes haven't told me about you is your name.
297 Them: What's that? You: Your address. It needs to be the same as mine.
298 There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you
299 There is much more here than what meets the eye.
300 There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
301 There was no color in the world until I met you.
302 There's an aura about you that's hidden and I want to bring that aura out.
303 This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you
304 This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to
305 This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
306 Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really
307 Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to
308 Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate) dollar
309 Wanna learn maths?
ok, you subtract you clothes diveid your legs add our bodys then we can multiply!!!
310 Want to see my stamp collection?
311 Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like
312 Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince)
313 Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
314 Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
315 Were you in Girl/Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
316 Weren't you on America's Most Wanted last night?
317 What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.
318 What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
319 What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
320 What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!
321 What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name.
322 What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height,
323 What time do you have to be back in heaven?
324 What would you do if I kissed you right now?
325 What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
326 What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
327 What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off.
328 What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"
329 What's your sign?
330 When God made you, he was showing off.
331 When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I
332 When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
333 When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
334 When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most
335 When's our wedding date?
336 Who's your daddy?
337 Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break
338 Will you marry me?
339 Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave....
340 Woman.
341 Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
342 Would you like someone to mix with your drink?
343 Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
344 Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
345 Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
346 You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?",
347 You - "When you fell from heaven."
348 You MUST have a nice personality.
349 You Say: Looks like we're late." She Says: "For what?" You Say: "For dinner.
350 You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
351 You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up
352 You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
353 You are not a woman, you are an essence
354 You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your
355 You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
356 You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you...
357 You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
358 You are the only reason why I came in here alone.
359 You are the proof that God has a sense of humor.
360 You are the reason men fall in love.
361 You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way
362 You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll
363 You know at this angle as the lights hit your eyes [start fixing hair] I can
364 You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
365 You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
366 You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women
367 You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
368 You look just like my mother.
369 You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!
370 You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book ... So
371 You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
372 You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
373 You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
374 You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
375 You must be a chef, because you certainly are mighty spicy.
376 You must be from Hiroshima, cause baby you're the Bomb.
377 You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
378 You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
379 You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
380 You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!
381 You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from
382 You should be someone's wife.
383 You sure are a masterpiece.
384 You're a twinkle in my eye and an angel from the sky.
385 You're daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox.
386 You're daddy must be an archer because he sure shot a bulls eye.
387 You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
388 You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!
389 You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
390 You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
391 You're ugly but you intrigue me.
392 You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
393 You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
394 You: Do you have a warrant out for your arrest? Them: No....why? girl:
395 You: Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. Person: WHAT?!?!? You: Well it has
396 You: You're perfect in almost every way, except you have one major flaw.
397 Your body is like a haiku in motion.
398 Your choice this time, I'm buying."
399 Your dad must have been ******ed, 'cuz you are special.
400 Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!
401 Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
402 Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes
403 Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
404 Your eyes have touched my soul
405 Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
406 a conversation with the most beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Wanna buy some
407 That guy over there. He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
408 and die at your lips.
409 and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
410 and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.)
411 and to die on your lips.
412 and we'll figure out a way to spend this money?"
413 ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My
414 better come with me.
415 bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on
416 could be? (Start Singing) I can fly higher than an eagle! (talking) Because
417 course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
418 damn, I look good!.
419 dreams! (works everytime)
420 have 5 cents.
421 heart.
422 just wanted to start a conversation with you.
423 know myself, how about I get to know you?
424 lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
425 make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."
426 notice that I noticed you too.
427 she's putting me up for adoption.
428 skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
429 they think that bunny got across. And when they finally give up, give them
430 use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my
431 you must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes
432 you." Man: "Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: "you look fat in

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Taken from mentors site aka thybag.co.uk
1 "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."
2 A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.
3 All this could be yours for one low, low price!
4 All those curves, and me with no brakes.
5 Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
6 Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?
7 Are you Natasha, my contact?
8 Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
9 Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
10 Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
11 Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
12 Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
13 Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
14 Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
15 Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
16 Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
17 Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day
18 Aren't we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight?
19 Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Cuz you look "Grrrreat!"
20 As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
21 Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM,
22 Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
23 Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
24 Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
25 Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
26 Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
27 Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
28 Be unique and different, say yes.
29 Because it has got to be a crime being so damn sexy.
30 Before you run, I am not a freak.
31 Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me
32 Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just
33 By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and
34 Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
35 Can I flirt with you?
36 Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
37 Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
38 Can i get tickets to the premiere becuse with you looking that good you must be in the movie.
39 Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist
40 Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
41 Coffee? Tea? Me?
42 Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
43 Compared to you, the sun feels cold.
44 Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man?
45 Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
46 Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
47 Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
48 Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
49 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
50 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
51 Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here
52 Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
53 Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.
54 Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
55 Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
56 Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
57 Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?
58 Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
59 Do you have room in your life for another friend?
60 Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
61 Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
62 Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you are stuck with me.
63 Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!
64 Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your
65 Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
66 Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color...Blizzard
67 Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
68 Do your legs hurt because you have been running through my mind all day.
69 Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
70 Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
71 Does beauty run in your family?
72 Does my breath smell okay?
73 Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
74 Don't you know me from somewhere?
75 Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent
76 Excuse me i fainted when i saw u so my solicitor asked me to get ur number for insurance reasons.
77 Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
78 Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
79 Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
80 Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
81 Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?
82 Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
83 Excuse me, do you have change for a $100 bill?
84 Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
85 Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could
86 Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?
87 Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face
88 Excuse me... do you speak Klingon?
89 For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am
90 Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your
91 Giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice.
92 Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
93 Girl: I may not be Mya but my love is like whoa
94 Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and
95 God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
96 Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
97 Good news, the test results are negative!
98 Got me? I'll do your body good.
99 Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"
100 Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag
101 Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side
102 Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my
103 Guy: I may not be Baby Bash but you're my suga
104 Guy: What's your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh... I thought it was Aphrodite.
105 HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?
106 Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of
107 Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
108 Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? cuz I'm goin cookoo for you
109 Have you ever been to Hawaii? (No why?) Well it was the most beautiful thing
110 He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been
111 Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
112 Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
113 Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
114 Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
115 Help, something's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
116 Here's 10p. Go and ring your mum and tell her you wont be home tonight!
117 Here's your chance to get to know me.
118 Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day...all I'm asking for is one
119 Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket
120 Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
121 Hey baby, where you been all my life?
122 Hey baby, you are like a pot of gold... Hard to get and hard to hold.
123 Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
124 Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you
125 Hey kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me.
126 Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?
127 Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've
128 Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!
129 Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
130 Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.
131 Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your
132 Hey, haven't I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!
133 Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
134 Hey, it's not coming off!
135 Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
136 Hey, where did your smile go? (Check back pocket) Here it is!
137 Hey, you owe me a drink. (Answers): why? Or I do? ---Because I dropped mine
138 Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Kablaam"?
139 Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead
140 Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
141 Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow,
142 Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
143 Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
144 Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
145 Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
146 Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.
147 Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
148 Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
149 Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
150 Hi. Are you cute?
151 Hi. Can I domesticate you?
152 Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
153 Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure
154 How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.
155 How much did it cost? (What?) The surgery that made you so hot!
156 I believe that it was Socrates who opined, "Know thyself." Well, I already
157 I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} OOh it says your gonna call
158 I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.
159 I didn't know that Miss America lived here!
160 I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
161 I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes
162 I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
163 I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving
164 I envy your lipstick.
165 I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
166 I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a
167 I have only three months to live.
168 I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work?
169 I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
170 I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
171 I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
172 I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
173 I knew that my life DID have a purpose, but not until I looked into your
174 I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
175 I looked up the word "beautiful" in the thesaurus today, and your name was
176 I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
177 I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
178 I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
179 I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
180 I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
181 I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
182 I never thought that heaven would be so close to me"
183 I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
184 I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!
185 I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty
186 I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven.
187 I think my medication is wearing off.
188 I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a
189 I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after
190 I want to bear all your children. (to a woman)
191 I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
192 I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day
193 I wish i was a Q so i could be next to U.
194 I would love to be your tears, to be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks
195 I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
196 I'd marry your cat to get in the family.
197 I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
198 I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
199 I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
200 I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
201 I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
202 I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
203 I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
204 I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
205 I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
206 I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it
207 I've been noticing you not noticing me.
208 I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
209 I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
210 I've seen till I gazed into your eyes
211 If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
212 If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek,
213 If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
214 If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you've made me smile,
215 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
216 If I followed you home, would you keep me?
217 If I had a nickel for every time I've seen a woman as beautiful as you, I'd
218 If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through
219 If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?
220 If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.
221 If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
222 If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
223 If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
224 If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
225 If nostalgia was white and passion was black, my love for you would be a
226 If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
227 If water were beauty you'd be the ocean.
228 If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
229 If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
230 If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
231 If you were a library book, I would check you out.
232 If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
233 If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
234 If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto
235 Inheriting twenty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak
236 Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
237 Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.
238 Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
239 Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
240 Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the
241 Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get
242 It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.
243 It must be dark outside. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.
244 It's always good for you to see me again.
245 It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?]
246 It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
247 Just where do those legs of yours end?
248 Know what I like best about you baby? You haven't maced me yet.
249 Let's make like a Fabric softener and Snuggle
250 Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look.
251 Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
252 Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
253 Listen to this: my buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start
254 Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
255 Man: "Would you like to dance?" Woman:(looks at you up and down) "No thank
256 Man: excuse me did you just feel my donkey? Girl: no you: why not?
257 Man:"Girl, you are so rude!" Girl:"How am I being rude?" Man:"Because you're
258 Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a
259 May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
260 Miss, you made my heart stop...
261 My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
262 My leech would like you as a new host.
263 My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
264 My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
265 My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
266 My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
267 My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
268 My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
269 My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic
270 Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
271 No, but how about a kiss anyway?
272 Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.
273 Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
274 Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?
275 Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.
276 Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
277 Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You
278 Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
279 Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
280 Pinch me. "Why?" You're so fine I must be dreaming.
281 Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole
282 Pull my finger.
283 Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.
284 Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
285 Smile if you want me!.
286 So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to
287 So, what do you like to do for fun? (Why?) 'Cause I'm gonna ask you out.
288 So, you're a girl huh?
289 Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
290 Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
291 Speak of the devil....or should I say "Angel"?
292 Stop, Drop, and Roll baby 'cause you're on fire!
293 Take a chance on me.
294 That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
295 That's a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that's a nice dress. [Again, thank
296 The only thing your eyes haven't told me about you is your name.
297 Them: What's that? You: Your address. It needs to be the same as mine.
298 There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you
299 There is much more here than what meets the eye.
300 There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
301 There was no color in the world until I met you.
302 There's an aura about you that's hidden and I want to bring that aura out.
303 This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you
304 This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to
305 This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
306 Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really
307 Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to
308 Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate) dollar
309 Wanna learn maths?
ok, you subtract you clothes diveid your legs add our bodys then we can multiply!!!
310 Want to see my stamp collection?
311 Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like
312 Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince)
313 Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
314 Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
315 Were you in Girl/Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
316 Weren't you on America's Most Wanted last night?
317 What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.
318 What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
319 What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
320 What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!
321 What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name.
322 What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height,
323 What time do you have to be back in heaven?
324 What would you do if I kissed you right now?
325 What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
326 What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
327 What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off.
328 What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"
329 What's your sign?
330 When God made you, he was showing off.
331 When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I
332 When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
333 When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
334 When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most
335 When's our wedding date?
336 Who's your daddy?
337 Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break
338 Will you marry me?
339 Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave....
340 Woman.
341 Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
342 Would you like someone to mix with your drink?
343 Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
344 Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
345 Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
346 You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?",
347 You - "When you fell from heaven."
348 You MUST have a nice personality.
349 You Say: Looks like we're late." She Says: "For what?" You Say: "For dinner.
350 You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
351 You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up
352 You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
353 You are not a woman, you are an essence
354 You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your
355 You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
356 You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you...
357 You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
358 You are the only reason why I came in here alone.
359 You are the proof that God has a sense of humor.
360 You are the reason men fall in love.
361 You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way
362 You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll
363 You know at this angle as the lights hit your eyes [start fixing hair] I can
364 You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
365 You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
366 You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women
367 You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
368 You look just like my mother.
369 You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!
370 You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book ... So
371 You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
372 You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
373 You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
374 You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
375 You must be a chef, because you certainly are mighty spicy.
376 You must be from Hiroshima, cause baby you're the Bomb.
377 You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
378 You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
379 You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
380 You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!
381 You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from
382 You should be someone's wife.
383 You sure are a masterpiece.
384 You're a twinkle in my eye and an angel from the sky.
385 You're daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox.
386 You're daddy must be an archer because he sure shot a bulls eye.
387 You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
388 You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!
389 You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
390 You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
391 You're ugly but you intrigue me.
392 You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
393 You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
394 You: Do you have a warrant out for your arrest? Them: No....why? girl:
395 You: Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. Person: WHAT?!?!? You: Well it has
396 You: You're perfect in almost every way, except you have one major flaw.
397 Your body is like a haiku in motion.
398 Your choice this time, I'm buying."
399 Your dad must have been ******ed, 'cuz you are special.
400 Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!
401 Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
402 Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes
403 Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
404 Your eyes have touched my soul
405 Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
406 a conversation with the most beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Wanna buy some
407 That guy over there. He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
408 and die at your lips.
409 and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
410 and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.)
411 and to die on your lips.
412 and we'll figure out a way to spend this money?"
413 ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My
414 better come with me.
415 bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on
416 could be? (Start Singing) I can fly higher than an eagle! (talking) Because
417 course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
418 damn, I look good!.
419 dreams! (works everytime)
420 have 5 cents.
421 heart.
422 just wanted to start a conversation with you.
423 know myself, how about I get to know you?
424 lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
425 make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."
426 notice that I noticed you too.
427 she's putting me up for adoption.
428 skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
429 they think that bunny got across. And when they finally give up, give them
430 use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my
431 you must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes
432 you." Man: "Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: "you look fat in


OMG So many only read some

[-Soph-]

"Does this rag smell of chloroform?"
-works every time :p


On a serious note, who actually uses pickup lines?

thats what I thought.

someone said one to me once and I just started laughing.

Simple compliments usually work better
e.g
"your looking good today"

[Dubble]

:p i laught atthat one 01101101entor posted.

[le harry]

You turn my floppy disk into a harddrive

LOL


:p i laught atthat one 01101101entor posted.

Same :)

"Are those moon pants cause your @ss is out of this world"

I just laugh.

[french]

Your ***** looks empty, let me fill it for you.

[Blinger1]

You turn my floppy disk into a harddrive
would only work for a nerd;)

[Barkseh2131]

you're going home in a teesside ambulance (8)

[Dubble]

If you was a bogie i would pick you first.

[danny.p12345]

lmao!! i dnt ever use em

[.Nickie]

If you was a bogie i would pick you first.
Lol at tht one
and i dunny use them so i unno

[french]

you're going home in a teesside ambulance (8)

i dnt get it but i lol'd.

[Dubble]

Can I borrow a quarter? What for?
... I want to call my mum and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

[-Soph-]

You turn my floppy disk into a harddrive

ROFL

ive never heard that one before.

[Markage]

I hit them with a little poetry.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You are true beauty,
So lets have sex.

[paws]

I hit them with a little poetry.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You are true beauty,
So lets have sex.

After reading it about 4 times, it ryhmed!

[Hippacrocabear]

Someone actually used "Daamn look at your curves. And me with no brakes" on me before... it worked.
It helped that he was hot and joking (i think)

I lost my teddy, can i sleep with you tonight?

[DJ-Vimto]

if you are aiming to "hit on someone" at a nightclub or bar..

say hi, hello or w.e

offer to buy them a drink

start a conversation

make sure you look at her face...not further south

have a bit of a dance or w.e [if its in an appropriate place]

bingo... you've pulled


most girls HATE cheesy chat-up lines, so its a waste of time trying to use one


you can easilly adapt it to other situations

[FlyingJesus]

I hit them

Oh cool.

[paws]

My penis is a meteor it's gonna crash down in your pit.

[:Liam]

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.

(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).

Coffee? Tea? Me?

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

:P lol at theese


1000 th post :P

[Cool--]

Cant think of any lol, Every1's Are funny.

[benjamin]

i have never actually used a pick up line lol

[Virgin Mary]

Hello, would you like to participate in sexual intercourse with the following persons: Me?

[superstar911]

do u believe in love at first site, or should i walk past again

can i borrow 50p?, what for? to ring your mum and thank her.

did your father steal 2 starts from the sky and put them into your eyes

im no fred flinstone baby but i can sure make your bedrock

you remind me of a parking ticket, you have fine written all over you


just a few of the hundreds i know lol

[velocity]

hi, you ok?

[paws]

hi, you ok?

Thats a good one :rolleyes:.

[velocity]

Thats a good one :rolleyes:.
yea, it works.
chat up lines just show no respect for a person - and is just for the sake of a one night stand.

[paws]

yea, it works.
chat up lines just show no respect for a person - and is just for the sake of a one night stand.

I'm so gonna use it.
Does it work for 3-sums?

[velocity]

I'm so gonna use it.
Does it work for 3-sums?
yea, sure. why not?

[paws]

*High five*

[Elw00d]

when I see a girl I like I walk straight up to her and I'm like
Uh, Hey girl how ya doin?
You are the woman that I'm really pursuin
and I would like to get to know you
can you give me your name
if you jot down your number you'll get mine in exchange
See I'm the man in this town
and I hope you wouldn't mind if I showed you around,
so when you go to certain places you'll be thinkin of me.
We got people to meet and many places to see
Mmmmm I'm really diggin your lips
but be careful where you walkin when you're swing them hips.
I'm kinda concerned you'll be causin a crash
with your traffic jam booty heads
pausin so fast
I wouldn't trade you for the world I swear it.
I like your hair in every style that you wear it,
and how the colors coordinate with your clothes
from your manicured nails to your pedicured toes

[FlyingJesus]

^

win

[Soy]

Mine would be;

"hiya"

[benjamin]

Hello, would you like to participate in sexual intercourse with the following persons: Me?
..but you're the virgin mary?

[FlyingJesus]

..but you're the virgin mary?

It's generally accepted that after popping out the King of the Jews she went on to become right freaky. Jesus apparently had a load of brothers and probably sisters if they didn't kill them off.