Stuff that annoys me.

[cocaine]

Please feel free to post any comments which you think are annoying :D

[cocaine]

People who are willing to get off their bums to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

[cocaine]

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

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When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" Nah, I paid £3.00 to come to the cinema and stare at the flippin' ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

[cocaine]

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

[cocaine]

When a police officer pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know, you flippin' pulled me over.

[cocaine]

When people say "Life is short." What the heck? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

[cocaine]

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here!

[cocaine]

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

[Jase]

you sevendruple posted :s nvm i have double posted 5 times in the same thread b4 :P

The slogan for Raid - "Kills bugs dead". What other ways are there to kill bugs? Kills bugs slightly dead? Kills bugs mostly dead? Kills bugs fatally injured, in extreme pain, barely conscious and dying slowly over the next three hours?

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[cocaine]

I know, but I had a lot to say ;)