I Think My Mum Knows

[celeron]

Well im not gay but my mum keeps telling me about guys who are gay. Does she think (or want me to be) gay or soming think?

[Carlos]

If you say you're not gay then how can she "know"?

Just tell her straight (pun intended, sorry!)

[Crimson]

._. She always chats about them? Or is that just a matter of speach?

[:Hazel]

Maybe she is just gossiping as most women do ;)

[Jaiisun]

My mum loves gay men (not literally).

Paul O'Grady;
Elton John;
Michael Barrymore

It's a mum thing!

She also told me, when I jokingly said "Mum! I'm gay!", she wished one of her 5 sons was gay.

Her reason was;
'So he could bring all his gay mates around to do the housework!'

Mums, eh?!

[Markage]

What are you gay?

[Virgin Mary]

Watch Playboy in front of her or something, but pretend you don't realise she's there

[Charlie]

Well, if you aren't gay, then why are you worrying? Just tell her that your not gay, and stuff and then it'll be okay. And, if she still talks about it, she's probably doing it in generally instead of impliying your gay

[Mitch4?]

If you say you're not gay then how can she "know"?

Just tell her straight (pun intended, sorry!)

Lolol I think he has a guilty consience if you ask me, and you probably will say well i didnt ask you, and ill propbably say back, its a forum you arsked xox. Anyway yeah, my mum thinks the same i just don't talk to her when shes in that mood, it makes her think it even more, i know shes homophobic too and i love to see her suffer from it cause i don't really like her much :]

[vicious]

she may not realise she's doing it,
just tell her that you're straight & if she thinks anything else she's wrong (of course put it more politely than that).
she's probably just saying stuff like that because that's the kind of mistake mums often do, she most likely won't mean to so don't fret about it

[Haylz]

Maybe she is just gossiping as most women do ;)

LOL Hmm.. yeah could be to do with gossiping :P

[Stealth$]

How would she know your gay if ur not?
r u thick or somethin :s
just tell her 2 hush her gums.

[le harry]

Tell her your NOT gay ;)

[Alkaz]

My mum loves gay men (not literally).

Paul O'Grady;
Elton John;
Michael Barrymore



OMG PAUL o'GRADEY, i never knew.
But yah mums do gossip she prob just thinking, :o never would have thought it would be him, and just gossiping bout it

[danlee15]

well even if sh dose you shoud tell her and be proud of wat u r