Vending Machine (game)

[Capacitate]

You get a packet of apples.

*Inserts coin*

[jesus]

CARROT.

*Inserts coin*...

[Mattch]

Oranges :P

*inserts coin*

[Moh]

A Ipod
Ohhh Noes, It broke. No Returns.

*Insert Coin*

[jesus]

You get some used underpants.

*Inserts coin*...

[adidas™]

you get a box of used matches.

*inserts coin*

[jesus]

You get an expired bus pass.

*Inserts coin*...

[GrebSkeb]

cheese ill eat ya cheese

-insert peny-

[e5back2k7]

You get a new kid

*inserts coin*

[jesus]

You get a brain.

*Inserts coin*...

[dannyisnotamazing]

you get a house, now you can live in it

*inserts coin*

[jesus]

You get a slap. *Inserts coin*...

[dannyisnotamazing]

u get the slap back

[jesus]

You get a kick in the nuts.

[dannyisnotamazing]

:{:{:{

e-bully

[msb.]

Kicks machine

*Inserts coin*...

[jesus]

Nothing happeens. *Inserts coin*...

[msb.]

Gets a free drink :o
*Inserts coin*...

[Fifteen]

-gets a mixed tape-

-inserts coin-

[jesus]

You get a japanese person.

*Inserts coin*...

[msb.]

Get a throne pyrmaid

*Inserts Coin*

[jesus]

You get sprayed with urine.

*Inserts coin*...

[msb.]

(ty smells better than you :D)
Gets a free go to insert a coin :o
*Inserts Coin*

[jesus]

You get some brains (congrats, it's about time)

*Inserts coin*...

[msb.]

LOL
You get an fake ipod
*Insert Coin*

[jesus]

You get a real one. You're delighted until you find out that it does not work.

*Inserts coin*...

[msb.]

Coin rejects machine
*inserts coin*

[jesus]

You get a life.

*Inserts coin*...

[msb.]

You get a throne pyrmaid :O but ul the person that owns it is permed, what a waste of time it took them earning it.

*Inserts Coin*

[Technologic]

You got shot in the face

*Inserts peanut*

[:....:mike:....:]

You got Jaffa Cakes.

*Inserts Coin*

[msb.]

you get a pair of pants :o dirty
*inserts coin*

[jesus]

You get an apple.

*Inserts coin*...

[whoooosh]

You get a dart board

*inserts coin*

[jesus]

You get a dart. *Inserts coin*...

[whoooosh]

you get a spice girls cd

*inserts coin*

[jesus]

You get some mash.

*Inserts coin*...

[whoooosh]

you get a horse

*inserts coin*

[jesus]

You get a mirror. *Inserts coin*...

[Mattch]

You get a pie in da face :O

*inserts coin*

[jesus]

u get a cheeze butty

[RandomManJay]

You get a tie

*Inserts Coin*

[jesus]

u get a light aircraft

*inserts coin*

[hiya]

u get a tiger soz

*inserts coin*

[jesus]

you get NOUT

*inserts coin*...

[omgitslily]

you get a unicorn

*inserts coin*

[Mattch]

You get arrested

*inserts coin*

[jesus]

u get aids

inserts coin...

[RandomManJay]

You get a brick, use it well

*Inserts Coin*

[jesus]

u get a trolly but ya coinz stuk so u cant get it bak lol gutted

*inserts coin*

[Qamp]

You get micheal jackson

*inserts coin*

[jesus]

u get a life

*inserts coin*

[Qamp]

You get your thrones bak and get exited.

*inserts coin*

[jesus]

u get a slap

*inserts coin*

[Qamp]

You get jibbi

*inserts cred*

[jesus]

u get nothin AHAHA

*inserts coin*

[Qamp]

You get a gun

*inserts coin*

[jesus]

u get dead

*inserts coin*

[dannyisnotamazing]

u get ur maw

[jesus]

u get ur daw

[dannyisnotamazing]

u get ur maw..

[jesus]

u get nout u lose

[dannyisnotamazing]

game over

[jesus]

*inserts coin*

[dannyisnotamazing]

*machine broke*

[jesus]

u get electrocuted

*inserts coin*

[Qamp]

you die

*oh no i run ooutta coins games over*

[GrebSkeb]

macine robbs your bank details o.O
-insert coin-

[:Liam]

You get the coin back

Insert coin.

[GrebSkeb]

it spits at u

-insert coin-

[Jazza]

You get AIDS

*Inserts coin*

[Tyleax]

machine turns into omegatron
*insert coin*

[RandomManJay]

You get an apple

*Inserts Coin*

[Mrchins]

you get twenty habbo thrones
inserts coins :)

[Jazza]

A cloud of chlorine is released

*Inserts coin*

[Malachy]

A pound of cheese comes out.

*inserts coin*

[Jazza]

A picture of yourself in 52 years comes out

*Insterts coin*

[reindeer.]

Dave falls out.


*inserts coin*

[RandomManJay]

You get a slap on the face

*Inserts Coin*

[Jazza]

You get transported back in time to the year 1700

*Inserts coin*

[RandomManJay]

You get a window

*Inserts Coin*

[Jazza]

You get a pair of needle-nose pliers.

*Inserts Coin*

[Slowpoke]

You have recieved an old, dusty Photo Album!

*inserts coin*

[RandomManJay]

You get a Card

*Inserts Coin*

[Robbie]

You get a pie.

*inserts coin*

[Jazza]

You get your coin back

*Inserts coin*

[Qamp]

you get a pokemon card

*inserts coin*

[dannyisnotamazing]

sorry machine broke you dont get ur coin bk

- inserts coin -

[L!nK.]

Congratulations! You have received one(1) Habbo Throne :o!

*inserts coin*

[ItsDave]

You've got Mail!
[COMEDY AT ITS FINEST IN MY POST ABOVE LOLOLOLOL]

*inserts coin*

[Cwmbran]

You got a tin can with ham substitute inside. (spam)

*Inserts coin*

[Xooley]

You got 2 coins

*inserts coin*

[LockedPixel]

You Get 3 Coins

*Inserts Coin*

[Qamp]

you get a condom

*inserts coin*

[iAdam]

You get a token to collect for a digital camera

*inserts coin*

[Hotpress]

You get the digital camera, it has a smashed lens.
*inserts coin*

[H0BJ0B]

you get a note that says that this game iss so extremely boring I can't believe it's carried on this long. :D :D

*doesnt insert coin*

[Jazza]

You get the digital camera, it has a smashed lens.
*inserts coin*

You get a Malaysian prostitute called Bob

*Inserts coin*

[Hurts]

Your coin has been rejected, we do not accept bank of toy town money unfortunately. :(


*inserts coin*

[le harry]

gets no christmas presants

[Qamp]

you get a box

*inserts coin*

[Slowpoke]

you get an early copy of the spice girls new single

*inserts coin*

[Qamp]

You get a packet of skittles

*inserts coin*

[RandomManJay]

You get a car

*Inserts Coin*

[Eye!]

you get feces

*inserts coin*

[RandomManJay]

You get a smashed glass in your face :P

*Inserts Coin*

[Lepore]

You get a Rose

*inserts coin*

[Slowpoke]

you get a glass of apple juice

*inserts coin*

[RandomManJay]

You get a DS

*Inserts Coin*

[Slowpoke]

a claw shoots out of the machine and scratches you !

*inserts coin*

[Lepore]

You get a dirty magazine :O

*inserts coin*

[RandomManJay]

You get an Egg Card :P

*Insert Coin*

[Xooley]

You get a Coca Cola
*insert coin*

[whoooosh]

you get a blow up doll

*inserts coin*

[Xooley]

you get a condom

*isnert coin*

[Qamp]

you get a piece of salad

*inserts coin*

[RandomManJay]

You get a clock

*Inserts Coin*

[Boonzeet]

You get a mint card - Something Clever!

I insert my coin, not knowing what will come out - the clever dumb balance is restored!
*inserts coin*

[RandomManJay]

You get a wallet (but it has nothing inside :()

*Inserts Coin*

[Qamp]

you get a comic book

*inserts coin*

[RandomManJay]

You get a carrot

*Insert Coin*

[Jaiisun]

You get 17 coins.

*inserts coin*

[Jazza]

You get SARS

*Inserts coin*

[Janet Snakehole]

The coin backfires on you, so you aren't able to get anything. :(

*Inserts coin*

[Jazza]

The Vending machine turns into optimus prime and gives you a kiss

*Inserts coin*

[-Sweex]

You get a cardboard box
*inserts coin*

[Ruley]

Pac-man pops out and starts chasing you!

*inserts coin*

[jesus]

coin melts coz the masheen iz on fire!!!!!!!!!!

*inserts coin*

[le harry]

it says no 20c pieces but u entered 20c pieces so it spitz it out and hitz u in hed!!!!!!

inserts coins

[jesus]

you inserted too many and the machine is ******ed so you get nothin

inserts coin

[Technologic]

Machine falls on your legs

*Inserts cow*

[jesus]

you get the guy in your sig

*inserts coin*

[Technologic]

Clidren of bodom muder you.

*inserts cat*

[jesus]

*inserts coin*

[le harry]

you get nothing

*inserts coin*

[jesus]

ur gay *inserts coin*

[le harry]

gets a badge for bein wierd jkz ur cool..................

*inserts coin*

[jesus]

u get a throne

*insert coin*

[Smits]

U got sl<emmed

*inserts coin*

[le harry]

you get nothing sozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*inserts coin*

[Mattch]

u get a cricket bat

*inserts coin*

[Elliott$]

you get a lodge bar

*insert coin*

[Mattch]

you get slaped :O

*inserts coin*

[Elliott$]

You get shot

*insert coin*

[Malachy]

You get a cheese sandwich ;]

*Inserts coin*

300th post x

[Mattch]

you get banned for not being a vip lol

*inserts coin*

[Elliott$]

oo yay a cheese sandwich lol

You get a pile of dog poo

*instert coin*

[John!]

You get a torch with no bulb, batteries or casing.

*Inserts boomerang*

[dashingwarrior]

You get wasted

*Insert coin*

[Chippiewill]

you got an empty can of soda

*inserts coin*

[Mattch]

you become a staff member OMG you get fired the next second though :O


*inserts admin badge i stole from --Mad--*

[patrick.]

You get admin but then get fired two seconds after

*inserts coin*

[Judge Judy]

you get mcdonald's vouchers

*inserts coins*

[Janet Snakehole]

You're hit by a car on the highway, oh noes!

*Inserts Coin*

[Judge Judy]

amanda from ugly betty says she hates you

*inserts teh coins*

[Mattch]

You get a job fixing the highway

*inserts coins*

[Qamp]

you get a box full of snails

*inserts coin*

[Orangeesh]

you get a drunk blonde

*inserts coin*

[The Undertaker]

You get a box of rotten toads :)

*inserts coin*

[Cryptoo]

You get SPAM shuvved in your CD Drive (btw ew: http://www.spam.com/)

http://holydogwater.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/spam.jpg

*Inserts Coin*

[The Don]

you get a chocolate bar.

*inserts coin*

[The Undertaker]

You get SPAM shuvved in your CD Drive (btw ew: http://www.spam.com/)

http://holydogwater.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/spam.jpg


LMAO

You get a visit from a paedophile :)

*inserts coin*

[brodeo]

You get dust.

*inserts coin*

[The Undertaker]

You get a pic of someone doing terrible things to a teddy bear

*inserts coin*

[Alan_Carr]

You get a ticket to a tribute concert to Michael Jackson
*inserts coin*

[Janet Snakehole]

You get shot by a kid in a car.
*Inserts Coin*

[The Undertaker]

A tramp pops out and slaps you with a fish :)
*inserts coin*

[Jazza]

You get a piece of paper that says 'Get me out of here' on it and hear a muffled scream

*Inserts Coin*

[The Undertaker]

you get a hobo who falls in love with you & follows u everywhere

*inserts coin*

[Alkaz]

you get a hot gay stalker who tugs at your undies

*inset coin*

[The Undertaker]

You get a mad rat stuck in your underwear :)
*inserts coin*

[Judge Judy]

you get rabies

-inserts coins-

[jesus]

u get nufin inserts coin

[The Undertaker]

You here a voice from inside the machine shout "SUCKA" :)

*inserts coin*

[Smits]

you die
-insert coin with super speed and then rolls backwards-

[tart]

you get made to start dancing


-inserts coin.

[The Undertaker]

You get wacked in the back of the head by a hobo with a stick
-inserts coin-

[MrGazet]

you can't talk
-insterts coin-

[Smits]

you get a coke

-insert coin-

[Bethanie]

You get a £20 note!
-Inserts Coin-

[Smits]

You get nothing
-inserts coin-

[MrGazet]

u get a fat juicy rat

-inserts coin-

[Alkaz]

you get Ch3rrybab3

-insert coin-

[Smits]

coin gets stuck
-inserts coin-

[Alan_Carr]

you get nothing as the coin gets jammed
-inserts coin-

[Janet Snakehole]

Liana jumps out of a machine shouting "OMPF!"

*Inserts Coin*

[Smits]

You get a mars bar

-inserts coin-

[Alan_Carr]

you get a coke
-inserts coin-

[MrGazet]

someone gave u a ticket to watch a sumo fight ;)

-insert coins-

[Tibbles]

A magic cheese pony falls out

-Inserts coins-

[Janet Snakehole]

You get a mars bar

-inserts coin-

Odea.
Im veggie.
Don't eat them.
[:

You get a blow up friend.

*Inserts Coin*

[Lost-Shark]

you get a dentists drills :)

Insert Coin

[The Undertaker]

You get a pet hobo
*inserts coin*

(Take care of your hobo! Feed him well :))

[MrGazet]

You get some snickers! :D

-inserts coin-

[The Undertaker]

you get a cockroach with a name tag saying "Hi my name is Eugene"
*inserts coin*

[le harry]

you get a cow with off milk

inserts coin

[MrGazet]

You got yourself a treasure map :D

-insert coins-

[Alan_Carr]

u get a throne
-inserts coin-

[le harry]

you get a hc
*insert coin*

[John!]

You get a coin.

*Inserts Coin*

[le harry]

It spits the coin out and hits you in the face.

*Inserts coin*

[:job2]

you get a Free*** prize!!! (*** - deposit of £50,000 required, no refunds, will not receive 'special prize untill the 50k has cleared)

-inserts coin-

[Alan_Carr]

u get jack **** LOL
-inserts coin-

[:job2]

u get.............. DUST!! Use it well

-inserts coin-

[MrGazet]

you get a mini santa claus plushie. ;)

-inserts coin-

[Alan_Carr]

u get a reindeer plushie
inserts coin

[ItsDave]

You get Cookies and milk

*inserts the coineh*

[WarezKid]

You get a demon eating ya


*inset coin*

[Alan_Carr]

u get a finding nemo picture
insets coin

[The Undertaker]

you get the words "kick me" branded on your forehead
*inserts coin*

[Kulas]

You get an erection.

*Insert Coin*

[Naythi.]

You have won 100 Dubloons on www.SmoothStonePark.net (http://www.SmoothStonePark.net) =]

Oh Wait.. No you havnt... Error.


*Insert Coin*

[Alan_Carr]

u get cliff richards greatest hits album
inserts coin-

[Havoc_Generator]

u get a coin

-insert coin-

[Loqo]

You got a foot

- Insert Coin -

[Alan_Carr]

u get a spicy meatball from sweden
-inserts coin-

[Chippiewill]

You get an Injection

-inserts coin-

[ItsDave]

You get a slap

-inserts coin-

[le harry]

You get a slap in the face.

*insert coin*

[RandomManJay]

You get a car

*Inserts Coin*

[Chippiewill]

you get a ticking bomb

*Inserts Coin*

[RandomManJay]

You get an apple

*Inserts Coin*

[Chippiewill]

You get an orange coloured orange


*Inserts Coin*

[Xooley]

You get an bread



*insert coin*

[RandomManJay]

You get a Pokémon Card

*Inserts Coin*

[Chippiewill]

You get a Chinpokomon card (south park)

*Inserts Coin*

[RandomManJay]

You get a can of coke

*Inserts Coin*

[Chippiewill]

You get coin


*Inserts pizza coupon*

[graffiti]

ALER ALERT
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS PIZZA COUPON
-SELF DESTRUCT-
*inserts coinz*

[fweggy]

Gets coin

Inserts myself

[RandomManJay]

You get a car

*Inserts Coin*

[Chippiewill]

You get a penny

-Inserts coin-

[fweggy]

You get a coca cola

Inserts coin

[Chippiewill]

You get a pepsi :P haha pepsi sux


*Inserts Coin*

[RandomManJay]

You get a refreshed page

*Inserts Coin*

[Chippiewill]

You get a 100" plasma HD ready tv, that has a crack on it

-Inserts coin-

[RandomManJay]

You get a limo

*Inserts Coin*

[fweggy]

you get me (lucky!)

inserts coin

[RandomManJay]

You get yourself back :P

*Inserts Coin*

[fweggy]

You get a post

Inserts coin

[graffiti]

You get the girl in your avatar
*inserts con*

[The Undertaker]

You get flattened by the machine
*inserts coin*

[Janet Snakehole]

Your entered in a prize draw to win a pet shark!

*Inserts Coin*

[graffiti]

you get transormed into the girl in your avatar!
inserts coinz

[ItsDave]

You get some stale popcorn from your local cinema... courtesy of 'Discount Lamps - Theres nowhere you'll find Lamps cheeper :eusa_danc'

*inserts coin*

[Janet Snakehole]

Your coin gets spat back at you, it doesn't like that coin so insert another!

*Inserts Coin*

[ItsDave]

You get a vending machine.

*inserts coin*

[babykarie]

You get 1 Raison

-x-Enjoy Your Snack-x-






-Inserts £50 Note-

[jesus]

you get nout coz masheen = broke sry

inserts muniz

[Hazza]

takes muniz and doesnt let get ne think sozzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

-inserts page 3 girl-