'your mum'

[bullwinkle]

it was gr8 when it came out, but people are now going onto 'your dad', which is just rude.

[cocaine]

lmao someone said to this guy

"i had your mum last night"
and this guy replies
"i had your dad last night"

it was like WTH!? lmao.

[Lilian]

Saying 'Your Mum' is sad. It is just not offensive in the slitest way that people try and make it.

[bullwinkle]

yes, your mum is ok. your dad is just plain manners not to.

EDIT: it was never made to offent, to fill a gap in which there isnt a decent bit of speech. your mum is the real life equivelant of 'lol'. unless some of you saddos say lol irl.

[VPSwow]

I think "your mum" and "your dad" replies are just because they have nothing else better to say.

For example... Your rubbish at this. Reply = So is your mum

Dont see what you achieve from this.

[English]

I don't see how "your mum" or "your dad" and how 1 is worse than the other as you claim, they both make me laugh and I use plenty of "your mum" jokes.

[summer]

haha 'your mum' is so funny. no-one uses it as a real insult anymore, it's just a joke.

[jackass]

Saying 'your mum' is the most annoying, meaningless and stupid comment that anyone has ever said. When people say it, I virtually always do something to them. THATS how much it angers me.

[@xP]

"your mum" loads at my school use it and don't find it offending.

[bullwinkle]

you lot are too serious. loosen up you internet obsessed brain nerds. do some press-ups or something, then post back with the following phrase

'back from smokin some pot with my hundreds of mates, none of whom i met on habbo or myspace. i am back to check my vitals [emails] and i believe msn is **** and that your mum is a great thing'

[jackass]

you lot are too serious. loosen up you internet obsessed brain nerds. do some press-ups or something, then post back with the following phrase

'back from smokin some pot with my hundreds of mates, none of whom i met on habbo or myspace. i am back to check my vitals [emails] and i believe msn is **** and that your mum is a great thing'

No, your just a drugged up fool.

[bullwinkle]

i know. drugs are my life.

[brandon]

No, your just a drugged up fool.
hi that is FAR from the reply i expect from an international moderator, fanx.

also i luv 'ur mum' jokes..

[dannyisnotamazing]

Just chavs that use it, when you say something witty to them. "U WOT UR MUM M8" then all there scabby mates start laughing, with not 10 brain cells between the lot of them.

'LZ0OZLZ0LZ UR MUM' 'L0LZ0ZLZ0OLZ UR DAD'

It's fun to use sarcasticly but quite pathetic, doesn't achieve anything.

~ Danny

[brandon]

Just chavs that use it, when you say something witty to them. "U WOT UR MUM M8" then all there scabby mates start laughing, with not 10 brain cells between the lot of them.

'LZ0OZLZ0LZ UR MUM' 'L0LZ0ZLZ0OLZ UR DAD'

It's fun to use sarcasticly but quite pathetic, doesn't achieve anything.

~ Danny
HI I USE IT OCCASIONALLY AND I AM NOT A CHAV, I FIND THAT A VERY VICIOUS STEREOTYPE AND ONE WHICH I DO NOT AGREE WITH.

But I don't use it in the way you mentioned, I know there's a time and a place to use it. :8

[dannyisnotamazing]

HI I USE IT OCCASIONALLY AND I AM NOT A CHAV, I FIND THAT A VERY VICIOUS STEREOTYPE AND ONE WHICH I DO NOT AGREE WITH.

But I don't use it in the way you mentioned, I know there's a time and a place to use it. :8
..I was meant to add "At my school" in there somewere, lol. Didn't mean to aim it at everyone who says it is a chav. [:

[Technologic]

I said "Your mum" to a guy without realising she had dies of breast cancer a year earlier.... I was like "CRAAAAAAP" but a little more french

[Ashhizzle]

One word for this thread, Yourdad.

[bullwinkle]

Yeah, but could eve [adams ******] say it.

The above post is disgusting.

[Shinigami]

The above post is disgusting.

Your mum :rolleyes:

[Disturb]

Its stupid!

[bullwinkle]

educatedd :D!

[Agent 47]

ah, your mum jokes. how refreshing.

[PaulMacC]

Your mum jokes are way old.

[Redmoon Evil]

when I was at school there was this annoying year 9 or whatever running around ******* everone off, his top 2 insults were 'ya mam' and 'my bums hairy' which I don't thing anyone took much offence to.

[Wizzdom]

Its for people who are yet to understand english, instead of replying with something relevant they are confused and are forced to say "Your mum", how sad?! :s

[PaulMacC]

when I was at school there was this annoying year 9 or whatever running around ******* everone off, his top 2 insults were 'ya mam' and 'my bums hairy' which I don't thing anyone took much offence to.


'My bums hairy'

I so lol'd in r/l

[Jamie!]

YA DAD!

[bullwinkle]

your mum.

[---JOE---]

you lot are too serious. loosen up you internet obsessed brain nerds. do some press-ups or something, then post back with the following phrase

'back from smokin some pot with my hundreds of mates, none of whom i met on habbo or myspace. i am back to check my vitals [emails] and i believe msn is **** and that your mum is a great thing'
How can you call anyone internet obsessed? From what I have seen your on here more than others and aint you that old member "Lost" that used to lie all the time? "OH IM MOVIN 2 LONDON" Seriously lol@u.

[Axel]

And he's got red rep.

[hobo]

..yr maw.

[le harry]

your really bad at this
thats not what ur mom said last night

only one i use :]

[Shawnstra]

Not offensive to me :)

[:Hazel]

i've never heard anyone say "your dad"

[Kieeran]

you lot are too serious. loosen up you internet obsessed brain nerds. do some press-ups or something, then post back with the following phrase

'back from smokin some pot with my hundreds of mates, none of whom i met on habbo or myspace. i am back to check my vitals [emails] and i believe msn is **** and that your mum is a great thing'

hat just makes no sense at all! for starters you wouldnt smoke weed with hundreds of people. Unless you want 1 drag woo what fun. People come on here to socialise with people other than their friends in real life. People do go out its just you dont think that because when YOUR online people are online as well which makes them saddos?

referring to the bit about "your mum" its just an alternative for a pathetic comeback for something someone says to you;
"you couldnt play football to save your life"
"Your mom"
"Your Dad"

And the conversation elevates from their.
Howver it only ever gets serious when a family member you mention has passed away, this kid said to me before what you in a rush for, i said to him to get in bed with your mum, sadly his mom had passsed away and because i said it in such a quick reaction i didnt think. He knew i was joking but it still hurt him a bit.

[le harry]

you just say your mom followed by whatever they say..

i love that song by slash
your mom loves that song by slash

etc

[bullwinkle]

How can you call anyone internet obsessed? From what I have seen your on here more than others and aint you that old member "Lost" that used to lie all the time? "OH IM MOVIN 2 LONDON" Seriously lol@u.

Yeah, and i apologised, and I dont come on much anymore. And it was only like 2 hours anyway. Your the sad one if you cant accept a decent apology.


And he's got red rep.

And he doesn't care.


hat just makes no sense at all! for starters you wouldnt smoke weed with hundreds of people. Unless you want 1 drag woo what fun. People come on here to socialise with people other than their friends in real life. People do go out its just you dont think that because when YOUR online people are online as well which makes them saddos?

referring to the bit about "your mum" its just an alternative for a pathetic comeback for something someone says to you;
"you couldnt play football to save your life"
"Your mom"
"Your Dad"

And the conversation elevates from their.
Howver it only ever gets serious when a family member you mention has passed away, this kid said to me before what you in a rush for, i said to him to get in bed with your mum, sadly his mom had passsed away and because i said it in such a quick reaction i didnt think. He knew i was joking but it still hurt him a bit.

Thats another one:

'Your mym'
'my mums dead' -- WHICH SHE ISNT.

And btw, this forum isnt a sicla place, its a vicious and vindictive place where people **** up their HUGE online egos.

[ownedpls]

Some one said your mum and other said your dad then it was ure nan..

[mat64]

It's just become irritating now. Just as people who say "you fail", There's no need and just makes you look rather idiotic anyway.

[Ashley 12344]

Why does everyone flame so heavily?

People say your mum all the time, and your dad. It tends to be more of a humerous thing, rather than a pre-planned insult.

A lot of what hes said is right, except the part about doing drugs, which is just pointless.

[Shinigami]

Some one said your mum and other said your dad then it was ure nan..

Isn't it meant to be after 'your dad', 'your family' and then 'your generation' :rolleyes:

[Dubble]

i say lets get of mums now ok cos i just got of yours.

[Ashley 12344]

i say lets get of mums now ok cos i just got of yours.


You got your dad ;)

[Lizard]

ur nan is in

[Dan2nd]

I've never got this insult I'm always like my mum what :S

[hadouken!]

yeah but your mum..