Stupid injuries you have sustained.

[mangle]

I make this thread as I would like to see if anyone is as foolish as me. I got bored last night so i pulled the stapler apart , i then thought I broke it and paniced , i pushed down on it to look at my hand and see a dirty rotten staple sticking in there.
Anyone else done something like this?

[News-Reporter]

once i was running away from the police because i had stole a xbox 360 and i fell over a crub lmao and they arrested me

[YoManGo!]

yes, actually i have. i tried to shoot my brother with a staple gun and shot myself in the hand from about 5cm away. the staple lodged in my skin and everything, it was hard to pull it out.

[DCeption]

Stapled my hand lol, dunno what i was trying to do :O!

[velocity]

-sigh-
stuck my finger in a blender, the rest tells itself.

[Technologic]

Was playing frisbee in my form room with a broken bit of desk and gashed my forehead open.. then fainted :]

Also i've fallen backwards through an open window

[benjamin]

I ran into a tree once and I have a little scar on my eyeball.

[mangle]

Oh yeah , i once was bored in PE so we played on the monkey bars. We were jumping to each monkey bar , long story short i caught one , slipped , double backflipped and landed on my neck.
that was AWFUL :[

[Slash]

tripped over a curb backwards and fell into a lampost.

[Foobar]

once i was running away from the police because i had stole a xbox 360 and i fell over a crub lmao and they arrested mewhat about your poooooor samavor accident? :(

Erm, I slammed my finger in a car door :(

[Jazza]

I cut the top off my right index finger by slipping while using a letter opener

[:Hazel]

braked on my bike too sharp and somersalted over the handlebars :'(

[Swastika]

Racing my mate when i was little, pulled the front bike brake and landed on my face. Broken nose pls!

[Blue]

running tripped over a log and broke my foot,

[Slash]

& when I stepped on my ps2 controller and breaking a few of my toes.

[:Liam]

When I was a baby I aparently "riggled" out of my mums arms and hit my head on a cabinet, more like she dropped me :P

EDIT: another time, I was out on my bike and there was this huge hill I was like wow! I cycled to the top to go down it. As I went down I hit a drain thing, for all the rain water and toppled all the way down, luckily I only got bruised and ripped my toe nail off :(

[Nightrose]

haha umm when i was sat on the baby swing singing i slipped the chain twisted and i ended up screwing my neck up