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the wombats
28-05-2007, 10:57 PM
here's something for the idiotic people who say they're not a fan boy. let the arguements begin. [:

oh yeah, this thread is obv aimed at ps3, xbox 360 and wii fanboys.


Are you a fanboy or just a spirited debater? Our six-point guide will put you on the path to self-discovery.

There are two types of fanboys in the world: those who passionately support a team, product, company or organization in a balanced way, and those who passionately support something to the point of becoming an irrational, spitting tornado of anger. The first type is normal and is the result of a healthy competitive nature. The problem, however, is when a person becomes unwilling to objectively criticize what is being rooted for; criticism that is in the best interest of both the consuming individual and the "team" in question.

The last thing the world needs is another article on fanboys. To highlight them is to encourage them; something most try to avoid. However, we think it's important to admonish their culture in the hopes of changing it. Once that happens, video game culture can only improve. So the next time you're staring at your face in the mirror, ask yourself this question: does this list apply to you?

1. You become upset when something you like is questioned.

Fanboys almost universally interpret criticism as a bad thing, generally responding with hostility. The irony of this is that unbridled enthusiasm benefits no one in the long run. When consumer products are blindly followed without criticism, improvement is frustrated and buyers ultimately get the shaft. It's in everyone's best interest to honestly evaluate what's being sold, be that a system made by Sony, Microsoft, or Nintendo.

2. You are intellectually dishonest.

If you truly believe you are always right and can never be wrong, you -- my friend -- are intellectually dishonest. Common side affects include an unwillingness to hear out opposing arguments, an overlying fear of facts, a rejection of the truth, and opining without requisite context or knowledge (even worse, without thoroughly reading the issues being discussed!).

3. You resort to personal attacks during debate.

Fanboys let their myopic revelry define who there are. Pinning your very existence on the success of a mass market product like the Xbox 360 or PS3 can be a scary thing. Thus, personal insecurity often drives fanboys to spew trite insults and hateful speech when engaging with others in a discussion. The Urban Dictionary aptly describes the occurrence, "[They] put down people who don't like whatever it is they like and will disregard any factors that differ from their point of view." If you have a tough time separating emotion from discussion, you might be a fanboy.

4. The defeat of your enemy is more rewarding than your victory.

Rooting for the success of a "team" is one thing. In fact, millions of Americans do this daily for professional sports teams, favored products, even company stock. But relentlessly celebrating the loss of another in place of your own victory is problematic. I'm not talking about cheering when the Yankees lose; I'm talking about finding pleasure in spamming rival console forums, sabotaging Wikipedia entries, and disrupting the peaceful assembly of others.

5. You bring nothing new to a conversation.

Shipped consoles versus sold? We've all heard that tired argument a thousand times. Does it really matter? If you feel strongly about a subject, make an informed, creative case while backing it up with facts and cross-references. Look to enlighten the argument, not rehash the same points ad nauseum. Better yet, try a different approach if you feel you're not being heard. If "you suck" is the best counter argument you have, you're not even trying.

6. You are anti-fanboy.

Don't get me wrong -- no one likes a troll. But if you've made it your life's work to counter and antagonize fanboys, you're only adding to the problem. Anti-fanboys regularly accuse others of being fanboys in derogatory fashion. It's a vicious cycle. The name gets loosely thrown around yet tells more of the individual using the term than the person it's directed at. Calling someone a fanboy without proper cause is merely evidence of a weak mind trying to get noticed.

No one is completely devoid of bias, and everyone has a little fanboy in 'em. But extremes should be avoided. Ultimately, fanboyism is just blind consumerism most commonly found during one's formative years; the driving force largely being irrationality. So take heed, gamers. And embrace the idea of a world with a lot less aggravation.

have fun xx

GommeInc
28-05-2007, 11:51 PM
Hmmm, I think of this as a way to point out someone losing an argument.

- Personal attacks.
- No new information (granted, some can be limited or the person cannot get it into their mind)
- Seeing the opposer fall is better than your victory.
- Making up facts or not believing other facts. EVEN though this can be confused with fact vs. opinion.
- You stick up for something that wouldn't notice or care whether you do or not. I pointed out Matt Bellamy from Muse is an idiot, and one of my friends posted aload of rubbish in the honour.
- The anti-fanboy is like the noob argument. People who use the term noob wrongly are just showing that they, themselves, are one in fact.

Pyroka
28-05-2007, 11:53 PM
I can't really argue with this lol, it's too funny to read. I think I've got to agree with every single point made in that article and god damnit, PS3 owners better be listening xD Sorry but I can't help myself.

Simmzay
29-05-2007, 01:32 AM
Is this even the right section? You can be a fanboy for anything, I would admit to being an Arsenal fanboy but when it comes to gaming I like all three companies.

(yes you can basically be a "fanboy" to anything)

the wombats
29-05-2007, 01:36 PM
Is this even the right section? You can be a fanboy for anything, I would admit to being an Arsenal fanboy but when it comes to gaming I like all three companies.

(yes you can basically be a "fanboy" to anything)

coz it's mainly with consoles where you get idiotic fan boys who need a slap. so yeah, tis in right section.

Frodo13.
29-05-2007, 02:25 PM
In my opinion, a fanboy is someone that will only try one product, and automaticly dismiss the other products. Me having played all the other consoles, belive PS3 is the better console.

Simmzay
29-05-2007, 08:29 PM
I find musical fanboys are a lot worse. What do you classify them as? You know, those who run around insulting every punk/emo band then defend their own.

Jamesy
29-05-2007, 08:42 PM
i am a playstation fanboy :) wooo. I even have found a video on youtube explaining why xbox fanboys are dumb :D

Agent 47
30-05-2007, 07:14 AM
i am a playstation fanboy :) wooo. I even have found a video on youtube explaining why xbox fanboys are dumb :D
*slap*

Get out. Now.

I've played both the 360 and the PS3 and believe that the 360 is better.
Graphics don't bother me, it's the gameplay that matters. Also Achievement Points are genius, they make you want to come back and play games.

Jam
31-05-2007, 08:12 PM
*slap*

Get out. Now.

I've played both the 360 and the PS3 and believe that the 360 is better.
Graphics don't bother me, it's the gameplay that matters. Also Achievement Points are genius, they make you want to come back and play games.

Deffo With Him, I'm A Ex-Nintendo (I Now Hate DS And Wii, And I own Two DS's :( ) Fanboy And I Would Agree That 360 Is Better (And To Be Fair In Somecases) Worse Than The PS3. But All I Say About The Matter Is...

PSP's 0wn All K?

Pyroka
31-05-2007, 11:02 PM
Deffo With Him, I'm A Ex-Nintendo (I Now Hate DS And Wii, And I own Two DS's :( ) Fanboy And I Would Agree That 360 Is Better (And To Be Fair In Somecases) Worse Than The PS3. But All I Say About The Matter Is...

PSP's 0wn All K?

LOL Yeah I've got secrets of my own, I used to be a Nintendo lover, PS1/2 lover and after that Xbox, then the 360 and really that's present day. I'm very.. dynamic, when it comes to consoles.

Alan_Carr
01-06-2007, 09:39 AM
Rofl!

+Rep For That Post Lmaoo..
Harsh But Honest :P <3

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