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Flumples
03-06-2007, 05:42 PM
I'm not ready for that.

This is going too fast for me.

Okay, no problem.

Will you stay with me tonight?

I'd like to go to bed with you.

Only if we use a condom.

We have to be careful about AIDS.

That's what they all say.

We shouldn't take any risks.

Do you have a condom?

No? In that case we won't do it.As y'do... o.O!

Carlos
03-06-2007, 05:43 PM
erm.. ok lol

mat64
03-06-2007, 06:48 PM
Strange.

Aflux
03-06-2007, 07:13 PM
Just in case ey.

Dudey!
03-06-2007, 08:58 PM
ROFL! Whats the book called?

Sammeth.
03-06-2007, 09:11 PM
ROFL! Whats the book called?

The Big Portugese Book of Sex. :rolleyes:

Well if she goes picking up strangers in Portugal, she needs to be aware :D

Fonejacker
03-06-2007, 09:12 PM
Strange.
it's not. Aids has become a big thing and alot of people die from aids each year. It's like putting up a sign "Beware of dog" So u don't get bitten

hobo
04-06-2007, 09:12 AM
LOL .

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