****:| CANT BELIVE THIS JUST HAPPEND

[LeftForDead]

Right i went into my local tesco to get some milk and stuff and i was walking around and this old woman looked at me like doing one of those looks, i just carried on as normal then she went 'excuse me im sorry to say but you look like my son' and i went 'oh really' being like:sok8-) then she went ye he died. so i went oh im sorry and she went its ok but i never got to say bye. and i said thats sad and im sorry then she went its ok but when i go out the check out will you say bye mam. i was like:| *** but i said ok cos im nice:) so she went and i waved any went by mam. then i went to pay for my milk and the woman went £53 please, i went ive only got milk and eggs and she said no your mam said your paying. So i ran after the woman saw her in her car so i opened the door and i was pullin her leg, like im pulling your leg now and went home.

[:Hazel]

what the actual hell? :s

[LeftForDead]

what the actual hell? :s
have you read it?:|

[Elkaa]

LOL - Sorry, it had to be said! :P

Haha, owned by an old woman!

[the wombats]

rofl, so she's a con artist? go her! i bet you felt well embarrased coz of her.

[Leprachaun--X]

It would have been funny if I didnt have to read it about 17 times.

I got it in the end. Was that made up or not?

[LeftForDead]

Right i went into my local tesco to get some milk and stuff and i was walking around and this old woman looked at me like doing one of those looks, i just carried on as normal then she went 'excuse me im sorry to say but you look like my son' and i went 'oh really' being like:sok8-) then she went ye he died. so i went oh im sorry and she went its ok but i never got to say bye. and i said thats sad and im sorry then she went its ok but when i go out the check out will you say bye mam. i was like:| *** but i said ok cos im nice:) so she went and i waved any went by mam. then i went to pay for my milk and the woman went £53 please, i went ive only got milk and eggs and she said no your mam said your paying. So i ran after the woman saw her in her car so i opened the door and i was pullin her leg, like im pulling your leg now and went home.
LOL, fell for it all of you:P

[:Hazel]

have you read it?:|

yes what is the point of it?

[Leprachaun--X]

No.

Re-read my post.

Did you make that up?

[LeftForDead]

No.

Re-read my post.

Did you make that up?
Ye its a joke
'i was pulling her like like im pulling your leg now'

[the wombats]

i think it's real, coz of where ur from.... ur jus 2 scared to admit it

[LeftForDead]

i think it's real, coz of where ur from.... ur jus 2 scared to admit it
haha:P down tesco near me aint ruff at all:p
its asda in thornaby u wanna watch out for, get raped in the underground car park

[,Jess,]

So that was made up?

omg I had to like read that 50 times just to actually get it..

[Cwmbran]

Haha.
I may try that one day, "Scuse me love, you look like my mum *SNIFF* I never got to say bye" etc.

EDIT: Yes, it's fake "I'm pulling your leg."

[luke-p]

Lol that was a good story :P

[LeftForDead]

So that was made up?

omg I had to like read that 50 times just to actually get it..
i know i was in a rush, sozards
it is good when u get it

[stratosphere]

LOL, fell for it all of you:P


except me. i read it attentively.

[PaulMacC]

I was getting into that story and all, you make me sad now apologise.

[DaveTaylor]

because you ace?

[Yoshimitsui]

Sorry mate, but i laffed so much!

[PaulMacC]

So did I.
I have to tell that to my mates sometimes +rep

[LeftForDead]

its mint innit:p
one of the teachers told us it and she went ' and i went to rugby tackle her' i just went i know its bull now u said that:P

[Ekalb]

If that was true.. woah that old lady has some skill.
Shame its not though. Actually I don't think they'd let them leave if they didn't pay even if they said that so and so is paying for them.

[ClubTime]

lol, i was wondering wat that bit of the sentence meant, now i know :)
but its possible u know:)

[Mr.Sam]

It would of been funnier if the old woman was actually a con artist tbh.

[mat64]

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[LeftForDead]

haha,:sean pmed me asking i paid the £53 then like 5 mins later msged me saying that he was joking:P
bet u were:p haha unlucky

[cocaine]

OMG LOOOOOOOOL

IM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER!

this actaully deserves to be in spam :l

[LeftForDead]

OMG LOOOOOOOOL

IM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER!

this actaully deserves to be in spam :l
i would of put it in jokes, but like then people would of known:\

[lAdmire]

Did she go back in && pay because if she drove off I would've chased her down the street or hopped on top of her car if she drives grandmaish.

[Antallica]

oh crap. unlucky.

[Nightrose]

O crap
i woulda crapped myself
if that happenend
:P

[Aflux]

What a joke.

[CDLewis]

Lol funny i actually went along with it until the last line...

*SLAPS all those who thought it was real :eusa_wall ;);)

[Nightrose]

Lol i see now
lololol @ me

[Shawnstra]

LMAO@ that. OWNAGE! :P