teenager romping with a cow.

[dirrty]

COPS rushed to a farm to put a kinky teenager udder arrest — after he was seen romping with a COW.
A shocked passer-by rang 999 after seeing the youth — wearing only black briefs — having sex with the steer at 4.30am.

By the time officers arrived he had fled but night-time patrols are on the alert in case he strikes again.

Farmer Richard Parish was stunned to hear what had happened to the cow, one of three rare English longhorns in the field.

Specialist breeder Richard, 39, even thinks he knows which of them was the victim — a looker named Blondie who is the FRIENDLIEST.

He said: “English longhorns are lovely animals — but not that lovely. My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth.”

The teenager was scared off when the passer-by shouted at him at Richard’s farm in Skipwith, North Yorks. Locals in the tiny village, which has a population of less than 300, are certain he was not from the area.

Richard thinks the attacker may even have “wooed” Blondie with grub because a feed bucket had mysteriously moved from time to time.

He added: “I have got to be much more vigilant. The cows don’t seem to be spending so much time outside and are happier inside the barn at night.”

Fellow farmer Alan Patrick said: “I can’t believe it.”

Police said: “We are treating this matter seriously.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007310136,00.html

that is just nasty. having sex with a cow? must be really desperate.

[indian8132]

Oh my god. Disgusting.

[Paulio]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007310136,00.html

that is just nasty. having sex with a cow? must be really desperate.

a boys gota do what a boys gota do... :rolleyes:

tht is kind grose like.

[WarezKid]

LMAO

An idiot ^^

[Nemo]

thats funny ;]

[Axel]

Hope he wore a Johnny.

[Leprachaun--X]

At what stage in this boys life did he decide this would be a good thing to do?

[Jamesy]

Great. Now southern americans can rip on us!

[Hitman]

Eugh, he must have been REALLY desperate - or he likes cows lol.

[Antallica]

Wow, he's desperate.

[Dubble]

a boys gota do what a boys gota do... :rolleyes:

tht is kind grose like.



lmao...

[-:Undertaker:-]

The Sun would pick up on this :P

[Energizer]

lmao, that's sick tbh.

[mat64]

Strange.. strange.. people.

[Finkelstien]

Well hey there were only 300 people in the town rofl, no really this is hardly a once off case things like this happen everyday and its well twisted!

[,Jess,]

Eww, omg that's really sick

[shokz]

good for him

[ebay]

can you not get diseases and all from that ? lmao he must be desperate

[Breakfloor]

eww

"Hmm, what shall i do today? OH I KNOW! ill have sex with a cow!"

[dirrty]

he was proberly on something at the time. lmaoo i just cant get over how desperate he must have been, or he was on summin

[Colin-Roberts]

lol at the readers comment

If having sex with cows is illegal, why hasn't Jade Goody's boyfriend been nicked?

[Ezzie.]

Lmao, ah only in the uk :8

[[DC]eption]

Well that makes the welsh look slighlty better.

[FlyingJesus]

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/techchron/2006/03/27/MAD_COW_TRACKING_WX102500x365.JPG

Mmmmm yeah touch me there... wait.... LEE?

[Hecktix]

i'll have a chat with Garion and make sure he doesnt do it again.

[Ashhizzle]

eugh, thanks for that :)

[Liam!]

erm, strange..

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/techchron/2006/03/27/MAD_COW_TRACKING_WX102500x365.JPG

Mmmmm yeah touch me there... wait.... LEE?
LMAO.

[DiscoPat]

it was ostinato

[Eamonn]

Beastality ew.

[Nightrose]

ew. thats pretty werid

[Scouse]

lol. ive seen videos of a man having sex with a donkey and a woman bent over and ... with a horse.. shes supposed of died acouple of days later because of the size of the horses thing.. dont know if thats true :P

[luke-p]

Aww how adorable... Poor cow thou, that boy must have serious problems to want to **** a cow in the first place? :S

[Ezzie.]

http://www.jwolfe.clara.net/Humour/NonMedPicts/CowTitsReal.jpg

[Shawnstra]

Lmao, with a cow :P I pity the cow rofl :(

[kyle♥]

Mummy weren't good enough? :P.

[Dubble]

http://www.jwolfe.clara.net/Humour/NonMedPicts/CowTitsReal.jpg


Oh thats why he done it he was so thick he prob saw this pic and thought Umm Cow hockers ill pay £3 an hour...

[Virgin Mary]

Well as said in the other thread, people have these attractions just like homosexuals are attracted to the same sex.

[-Soph-]

I know it's gross, but I found it funny LOL.

[jrh2002]

I think i will skip the beef this sunday :o marinated from the inside isnt a nice thought.

[GJay]

Like...what! Pity the sod bet he'll regret that in the morning!

[Technologic]

lol. ive seen videos of a man having sex with a donkey and a woman bent over and ... with a horse.. shes supposed of died acouple of days later because of the size of the horses thing.. dont know if thats true :P

o_O May i ask why have you seen these videos?

[Azza]

Poor cow guessing it was pretty much raped?
the guy might actully be doing it every night (sadly enough) and just got caught.
Rather sick thought of someone doing something like that with cow O_o

[Virgin Mary]

This is zoophobia!!!!

[lAdmire]

Okay. Desperate enough? Wow. I wouldn't go that far. Maybe something's wrong with him because no person in their right mind would do that. It's not normal. Wow.