pleasuring myself

[Annonymous]

I made a promise to my girlfriend that i would not ********** or ejaculate of any kind for a couple of weeks when shes away... its kinda hard to resist, anyone got any ideas how i can keep my mind off it? thanks

[ReviewDude]

Why would you promise that? Even inside a relationship, that kind of behavior is perfectly natural. But anyway, if the urge arises, try something like exercise (or dancing), it releases endorphines into the system, which give you a pleasurable, happy, feeling.

Or just lie :)

[Annonymous]

lol id rather not lie, i know its natural, i just want to see how long i can go without it for. And i was talking to her about it, and i just said "i promise you, ill wont do it till you get back"

[ReviewDude]

Why did you say that? You fool :P But anyway, do things like exercise, they really do help ;)

[Annonymous]

i dunno im just stupid, and im setting myself a challenge lol =P

[Smiddy]

and if you do feel tempted, just think of things which repulse you, that'll stop you in your tracks :)

[Annonymous]

hehe thanks guys

[Topjak]

Cold showers.
Manual labour, when your too tired to do anything but watch TV, you'll be to tired to tug one out

[Annonymous]

why would cold showers do it?

[hobo]

stick that picture of beth ditto naked all around your house.

[Topjak]

Don't know the science behind it, but they really do.

[Smiddy]

Cold showers just temporarily shrivel you.

Or equally to stop getting an erection, you could just be drunk silly for a few weeks :D

[ReviewDude]

stick that picture of beth ditto naked all around your house.

We want to stop him from knocking one out, we don't want to kill the poor bugger!

[Annonymous]

ok i just googled beth ditto, it would be a good idea

[Topjak]

stick that picture of beth ditto naked all around your house.

No amount of 'magazines' will help me recover from that post

[hobo]

We want to stop him from knocking one out, we don't want to kill the poor bugger!


ok i just googled beth ditto, it would be a good idea

LOL x 2

[Annonymous]

We want to stop him from knocking one out, we don't want to kill the poor bugger!

lol thanks for caring

[lDuckFunk]

Stick Sellotape On It, That way you Won't touch it because you Know you'd Die in aggonising Pain if you did

[Annonymous]

Stick Sellotape On It, That way you Won't touch it because you Know you'd Die in aggonising Pain if you did

lol
lol
lol

[ReviewDude]

You could try downloading NetNanny or something, stopping your access to adult material on the Internet for a while :P

[Annonymous]

clever, i might try that if i get desperate

[lDuckFunk]

I Downloaded Netnanny for a Laugh, Uninstalled within the Next Day
Here If you Need it (http://www.netnanny.com/products/netnanny)

Btw, You need to change a load of settings Because it Blocks Random Sites aswell

[Eamonn]

Just go for it, she wont know ;s

[CJW93]

Its a bit of a stupid challenge if you dont do it she might thnk your a wierdo, but thats justmy opinion

[FlyingJesus]

Get another girl to do it instead.

[luke-p]

Get another girl to do it instead.

Lmao!! Yes... She didnt say don't get other girls to pleasure you did she now? :P

[YellowParasol]

Why did you say that? You fool :P

Exactly what he said, its a naturall thing to do

[shokz]

watch gay TV

[mike475]

I made a promise to my girlfriend that i would not ********** or ejaculate of any kind for a couple of weeks when shes away... its kinda hard to resist, anyone got any ideas how i can keep my mind off it? thanks
Dude, why the hell?

Its a natural thing to do, soon enough your be sleep ************..

Or you could pretend yourself to be asleep and do it, and say you didnt know :eusa_danc

[tully4leanne.]

Stair at a pic of

Hitler for an hour then u wont ever want to ejaculate again why?

Hitler will keep cropping up

[Jackk]

just bust one out now, she'll never know. ;)

[Metric.]

how will she find out?

[Yoshimitsui]

I think it's more about the promise he agreed to keep rather than how would she find out.

[iJoe]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:kRfy_eRNXFjY_M:http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/ditto_460.jpg theres my help :p lol lol lol

nah just try not to think aobut it

[Sammeth.]

She wont find out if you dont give her the evidence. Make sure you clean up properly...

[Mentor]

I think it's more about the promise he agreed to keep rather than how would she find out.
What well adjusted normal person in the right mind would make such a stupid promise though?
I mean, aside from being entirely pointless and serving no known purpose, by the sounds of it his girlfriend didnt even ask him to?

[le harry]

omg that ditto chick is vile why helen why do it!?!

[Earthquake]

pump it out

[Rizla,]

Just do it anyway, she'll never know, and the week before she gets back stop in that week so that you're **REMOVED** when she gets there :p

And to whoever mentioned Hitler, I'd knock one out to him, that 'tache just does it for me...

Edited by Bomb-Head (Forum Super Moderator): Pleease don't avoid the filter.

[[DC]eption]

Lol why did you promise that? And omg the ditto person is fat eurgh!

[Toughened]

Just do it anyway, she'll never know, and the week before she gets back stop in that week so that you're **REMOVED** when she gets there :p

And to whoever mentioned Hitler, I'd knock one out to him, that 'tache just does it for me...

LMAO!!!

[Ellis.]

Keep yourself occupied; try not to find yourself lying down on your bed, bored with nothing to do.

[Recursion]

On the bed? some people dont do it there though... Im not emplying anything!!!! Just think of old grannies when you start getting the urge :) or if you get turned on by grannies, who would?, think of exploding your penis. Trsut me it works ;)

[Technologic]

Just lok at that for a while

http://lnx.musicaroma.com/files/gossip3.gif

[Jaiisun]

If you feel the urge..

remember that you've promised.
remember your girlfriend, and how it'll make her feel to know you couldn't keep a little promise.

If you can't keep a promise to resist tugging, can you keep a promise to stay faithful to her?

If you really loved your girlfriend, you'd realise, you don't need this thread.

[Toughened]

Just lok at that for a while

http://lnx.musicaroma.com/files/gossip3.gif
What wrong with her she is sexayyy. I'd do her anyday. Fittie FTW


If you feel the urge..

remember that you've promised.
remember your girlfriend, and how it'll make her feel to know you couldn't keep a little promise.

If you can't keep a promise to resist tugging, can you keep a promise to stay faithful to her?

If you really loved your girlfriend, you'd realise, you don't need this thread.
Hmmm that's actually a good point! +Rep

[:Hazel]

its not like your cheating on her, theres nothing wrong with smacking your sausage if thats what floats your boat while shes away.

[Dan2nd]

what is she going to do?? break up with you for cheating on her with your penis?

[Jord]

Get a picture of someone ulgy and put it in your pocket when you fell like u need to **** pull it out.

[Markness.]

or just wear a really, really tight belt, and superglue it on.

i can imagaine " u iz dumped tbh. for cheating on me wif ur hand. "

[Jaiisun]

Me and my girlfriend have just done the same thing.
I've promised not to for three days, in return that she doesn't see the guy next door to her.

It's not just because it's a promise to her.
It's because it's a promise.
It's because it's a challenge.

You really need to experience this before you can get a full overview.
Oh, and I get a reward at the end of mine.
I'll not go into detail x]

You can do it!
Just distract yourself.
Or ask yourself before you do it 'why?'.
It's really weird, it's like the guilty feeling when it's over, you just ask yourself 'why?'.
If you can fill yourself with that feeling before you do it, you won't want to.

[FlyingJesus]

Me and my girlfriend have just done the same thing.
I've promised not to for three days, in return that she doesn't see the guy next door to her.

It's not just because it's a promise to her.
It's because it's a promise.
It's because it's a challenge.

You really need to experience this before you can get a full overview.
Oh, and I get a reward at the end of mine.
I'll not go into detail x]

You can do it!
Just distract yourself.
Or ask yourself before you do it 'why?'.
It's really weird, it's like the guilty feeling when it's over, you just ask yourself 'why?'.
If you can fill yourself with that feeling before you do it, you won't want to.


Errr 1) this is a well old thread, his week's been up for a long time and 2) you shouldn't make her not see people, that's just weird

[Stephen]

Even though his times up and I was on holiday so didn't get to post :(.. heres my idea.....

Finger your bum hole.

[Mashi]

EEwwww!

Never will I do that ^

I say you should've thought of old wrinckled vaginas

[Stephen]

Loads of women like to finger their bums.
Donno if men like it though? :/
I saw it somewhere. ;)

And mashi.. Wrickled vaginas are a turnon for some strange people (not me of course, but I could name a few on the forum, but won't) *cough* titch *cough*

[Rauhl]

just say my balls were gettin to big if they explode no children

[Lycan]

Cold Showers helped me a few months ago.

but i no longer have to worry about pleasuring myself =P

[mangle]

think of your mom

itll stop it immeditaely

or itll make you realise you need therapy

[liquid]

I've promised not to for three days, in return that she doesn't see the guy next door to her.


paranoid, much?

[Stephen]

paranoid, much?

LOL I agree..
I swear his saying that his girlfriend promised not to see the boy next door for 3 days.. What happens when 3 days are up? She humps the guy to a pulp?







ps jaiisun,
I'm the guy next door and she was in my bedroom looking at my balls the day after you posted that.

[Metric.]

LOL I agree..
I swear his saying that his girlfriend promised not to see the boy next door for 3 days.. What happens when 3 days are up? She humps the guy to a pulp?







ps jaiisun,
I'm the guy next door and she was in my bedroom looking at my balls the day after you posted that.



LOLOLOLOLOL +REP WHEN I CAN!

[Hopeless]

I suggest everytime you have th erge to.. slap yourself very hard

[Rizla,]

To that lad who tried to stop his bird seeing the guy next door - if you don't trust her it isn't going to work mate. And if you actually have to do something like that she's probably a dirt anyway.

[Wootzeh]

Why would you promise that? Even inside a relationship, that kind of behavior is perfectly natural. But anyway, if the urge arises, try something like exercise (or dancing), it releases endorphines into the system, which give you a pleasurable, happy, feeling.

Or just lie :)
When you try to use clever words, use the right ones, Endorphines are natural pain killers, not things that make you 'happy'.

[Fifteen]

lol, why would you wanna do this

unlucky

[Kissed]

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[kooldude23]

Listen/make your own music and fill it full of C#'s. That note has a psychological effect on most people and makes them happy. It's the noise alot of fruit machines use when you win.