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Paulio
07-08-2007, 12:41 AM
plz help

i lost my furni :(

liquid
07-08-2007, 12:43 AM
poor thing :(

the wombats
07-08-2007, 12:45 AM
wait till i'm there so i can record it den i will help u.

5,5
07-08-2007, 01:02 AM
Lol, your gonna cut you wrists because you lost your furni. You need help.

Stephen
07-08-2007, 01:04 AM
plz help

i lost my furni :(

NoNoNo!

Steps:

1. Get a knife.

2. Hold knife up to neck.

3. Hold the knife tightly and start to slide the knife blade across the skin on your neck until blood trickles.

4. When you start feeling faint, lie down and take out a cup and drink the left over blood which should now be coming out of your mouth.

5. Get a machete and chop off your balls.

6. If you have enough time left before you start to see the light, get high.

7. Dig a hole in your local park and make a coffin out of cardboard boxes.

8. Lie in the coffin in the hole, leave a little hole in the dirt so you can see the world above you.

9. Try to produce sperm when your balls have been chopped off.

10. Bonus level, this is where the little spy hole you made in the grave comes into view! - Wait for women in skirts to walk over your grave so you can be a perv and look at their panties or thongs!

11. Finally die when all of a sudden your mother walks over your grave and you stare up.

12.

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CONGRATULATIONS ON KILLING YOURSELF!
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lAdmire
07-08-2007, 01:16 AM
Tell me your just fooling around & not being for real. If your being for real: it's Habbo. If your fooling around: good cause that was freaky.

shokz
07-08-2007, 01:16 AM
Gosh move this to spam...

Paulio
07-08-2007, 01:17 AM
kk mi gd friend alcohol gime a hc so i aint slittin no mor

Charlie
07-08-2007, 01:17 AM
I don't find it funny because self harm is actually a serious problem, not something you laugh at.

Paulio
07-08-2007, 01:18 AM
I don't find it funny because self harm is actually a serious problem, not something you laugh at.

i aint laughing, im sad

Stephen
07-08-2007, 01:18 AM
Tbh though mate, your not funny by making threads like these. Mainly your taking the **** out of the guy who actually said he slits his wrists/arms.

liquid
07-08-2007, 01:19 AM
paul is putting the 'ha' into 'self harm' though. :(

Paulio
07-08-2007, 01:19 AM
ok i changed my mind im slittin again coz of pikachu

thread closed die to the fact tht i av slit

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