Fancy A Massage? :D

[Oracle.]

Have you ever got pains or tension in your neck?
Solution...
Neck massage.
It has also been proven to prevent heart attacks. Woot!
Just get someone to massage your neck with their fingers applying different amounts of pressure on the pressure points on your neck an head!
Genius. It also feels great, and relaxing. :afro:

[luke-p]

It has also been proven to prevent heart attacks.

Where did you hear this? Source please?

[Oracle.]

Steve Wright said so on Radio 2 a few weeks ago... :rolleyes:

[YoManGo!]

steve wright is a complete ****.