Chav Jokes! Lmao! Very Funny!

[KevSays]

Here are some jokes about chavs I got forwarded from a friend.

You may or may not of heard them.

Here they are:

Q: What do you call a Chav in a box?
A: Innit.

Q: What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
A: Sorted.

Q: What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
A: Safe.

Q: What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
A: Innuinnit.

Q: Why are Chavs like slinkies?
A: They have no use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

Q: What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
A: The bride.

Q: You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A: It might be your bike.

Q: What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
A: One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

Q: What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
A: What you lookin' at?

Q: How do you get 100 Chavs intoa phone box?
A: Paint three stripes on it.

Q: Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
A: The police.

Q: What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSE's?
A: A liar.

Q: What do you say to a Chav with a job?
A: Can I have a Big Mac please?

Q: What do you say to a Chav in a suit?
A: Will the defendant please stand.

Q: What do you call a knife in Chav-Ville?
A: Exhibit A.

Q: Why is 3 Chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A: A Nova seats 4.

Q: What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
A: Granny.

Q: What do you call a 100 Chavs at the bottom of a river?
A: A start.

Q: How many Chavs does it take to clean a floor?
A: None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit".

Q: Why did the Chav take a shower?
A: He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash.

Q: Why did the Chav cross the road?
A: To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q: What do you call a Chav at college?
A: The cleaner.

A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and fforth until they stopped for lunch. As they stoood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are ... very slowly?" The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, " Buuurrrrrrrger Kiiiiiinnnnnnng".

Q: Two Chavs jump off Beechy Head, who wins?
A: Society.

If you're a Chav and find these offensive then imagine what it's like being blonde and Santa Claus.

If you're a Chav and blonde and Santa Claus I feel your pain and can I have a new bike?

[MYKE!]

Nice one, well good jokes deserve rep :)

[lauralol]

Hmm, you doing this reminds me of Ang's thread on Blonde Jokes! Making fun of other people.

[KevSays]

Hmm, you doing this reminds me of Ang's thread on Blonde Jokes! Making fun of other people.

I know they're similar, but I have absolutely nothing against blondes some blondes are very intelligent. But I just don't like Chavs, it's just they're presence. They can help being Chavs whereas blondes cannot help their hair colour unless they dyed it.

[lauralol]

I know they're similar, but I have absolutely nothing against blondes some blondes are very intelligent. But I just don't like Chavs, it's just they're presence. They can help being Chavs whereas blondes cannot help their hair colour unless they dyed it.

Blondes are joked on as being dumb, same as these err.. people are joked upon as being 'chavs' They don't call themselves chavs.. so it's maybe even worse than the stereotyping of blondes. You don't 'choose' to be a chav, it's just a way of life, depends how you have been brought up etc. You don't just suddenly go out and say "I know, I'm gunna turn into a chav and buy some fake gold and tracksuits"

[KevSays]

Blondes are joked on as being dumb, same as these err.. people are joked upon as being 'chavs' They don't call themselves chavs.. so it's maybe even worse than the stereotyping of blondes. You don't 'choose' to be a chav, it's just a way of life, depends how you have been brought up etc. You don't just suddenly go out and say "I know, I'm gunna turn into a chav and buy some fake gold and tracksuits"

Why do you always critisicise my threads.

You don't have to take everything so seriously.
Geez, just a bit of fun.

Well was.

[MYKE!]

Blondes are joked on as being dumb, same as these err.. people are joked upon as being 'chavs' They don't call themselves chavs.. so it's maybe even worse than the stereotyping of blondes. You don't 'choose' to be a chav, it's just a way of life, depends how you have been brought up etc. You don't just suddenly go out and say "I know, I'm gunna turn into a chav and buy some fake gold and tracksuits"

I did one day...
I thought it would be fun :(

btw what your saying is its not peoples fault that their bad, but it is.
Was Mr. binladen bored one day and decide to be globaly hated?

[Steph]

well i thought they were funny, good thread

[boardslide]

Lmao, Nice jokes.
;)

[GommeInc]

Funny jokes, Chav's ARE low socialites

[JamesRoe]

Lmao, Nice jokes.
;)


You think im stereotyping about Liverpool fans yet you dont mind doing it yourslef and agree with it here seems very strange - either you have no idea what the words means or your a hypocrit neither are very good !

[2hd.]

lol very funny i like the slinky one :D

[Mit]

When people become chavs they no wat they are letting them selves in to.

Its like making jokes about a clown or sometin

[lauralol]

Why do you always critisicise my threads.

You don't have to take everything so seriously.
Geez, just a bit of fun.

Well was.

I do not always criticise your threads.
What is so funny about jokes about other people?

[Mit]

i think laura is a chav, i no a chav called laura.

btw i told her the eskimo joke after she said innit about 5 times in a min, and she laughed so much.

[Yayse]

lol i shall treasure the first joke forever :D

[Mr.Kylee]

Lool :) I love them <3 rep added.

[KevSays]

Ty Kyle.

Chavs are just easy-to-hate basically.

Mainly, 'cause they don't like rock!

[Mit]

heres a goth one.

What do you call a fat goth?
Vampire the buffet slayer


gagagaaa lmao :)

[FRISC0]

Mwhahah Great ;)!

[KevSays]

Ty..


And good joke whoever said it.

The one about the Vampire.

[Davisman]

Amazing jokes, but I like townie more then chav!!!!! :D

[Adam$]

Personally when I have a negative opinion on someone (or some people) I keep it to myself, but I found these hilarious. You totally deserve rep. Why not have some? ;]




Personally I think that being a chav should be illegal, and that Fred Perry, Rockport, Lacoste, Henri Lloyd, Berghaus and all the other chav-related clothing should be shut down. However, this is just my opinion and people can be who they want to be. I just personally do not like chavs. ;]




Also, I think that chavs have ruined the Vauxhall Nova, as it was considered a good car to modify, until chavs came along.

For example, A good example of a nova is this:
http://www.plop.ru/site/cars/VAUXHALL%20NOVA%20GSI/b.jpg
This may not look like a nova, but it is. It has custom Peugeot headlights and a whole new front end, done by AJ Automotive.

And, a bad example is.. this:
http://www.boreme.com/bm/JAN05/a/chav-mobile/chav-mobile.jpg

[KevSays]

^^ Preach brother preach!
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[Scriptermone]

These aree classic!!!! AMAZING!

[lauralol]

i think laura is a chav, i no a chav called laura.

btw i told her the eskimo joke after she said innit about 5 times in a min, and she laughed so much.

Omg, you really are so sad..

[cocaine]

Nice jokes. Lmao.

[Escalabar]

It's funny how a lot of you "kids" because that's all you are, can act so tough and insult people from behind a keyboard, but you wouldn't dare say it to the "chavs" faces in real life.

I'm not in any stereotypical group, but I think it's stupid how everyone has to insult eachother all the time. Especially when all you do it on here is because your too sared to say it in real life....

However I do agree that some chavs are stupid idiots, the way they cause trouble and act like they are black, but hey...

[Krypsis]

Ty Kyle.

Chavs are just easy-to-hate basically.

Mainly, 'cause they don't like rock!
Grrr I absolutely hate rock!! I like rnb, rap and hip-hop and No im not a chav!

[Escalabar]

Also Kevsays, your avatar says you are against Racisum... yet you are discriminating against a social group... hmm...

[lauralol]

It's funny how a lot of you "kids" because that's all you are, can act so tough and insult people from behind a keyboard, but you wouldn't dare say it to the "chavs" faces in real life.

I'm not in any stereotypical group, but I think it's stupid how everyone has to insult eachother all the time. Especially when all you do it on here is because your too sared to say it in real life....

However I do agree that some chavs are stupid idiots, the way they cause trouble and act like they are black, but hey...

I agree, this is the sort of thing I was trying to get at.. except Im not very er good at explaining things :p

You are all just making idiots of yourselves with some of the things you say about chavs :l

[Escalabar]

I agree, this is the sort of thing I was trying to get at.. except Im not very er good at explaining things :p

You are all just making idiots of yourselves with some of the things you say about chavs :l

Yep, and just because we are sticking up for the chavs they are gona' be saying stuff like "OmGz YoU iS a ChAv?"

I am not a chav, or skater or anything. I am in my own group of Me-ness... rofl... I like all kinds of music, some rock music, some R and B blah blah... but trust me, if a load of Chavs were insulting a load of skaters, I would be saying exactley the same to them as I am saying to you lot.

[lauralol]

Yep, and just because we are sticking up for the chavs they are gona' be saying stuff like "OmGz YoU iS a ChAv?"

Yep, hence this post earlier:


i think laura is a chav, i no a chav called laura.

btw i told her the eskimo joke after she said innit about 5 times in a min, and she laughed so much.

[Escalabar]

lol... sad...

[bulbasaur!]

lol them jokes are funny