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ChainLightning
22-08-2007, 06:50 PM
How many times do you Master Bates a day? For me it depends what mood I'm in :] most probably 1 or 2 times a day :P


Thread closed by Yoshimitsui (Super Moderator): Due to going way off topic and turning inappropriate.

Joemaphobe
22-08-2007, 06:55 PM
LOL
shoudlnt this be a week?
and daily 0-3
but hush.

Nemo
22-08-2007, 07:39 PM
Put a poll :] and 2

Ashley 12344
22-08-2007, 08:44 PM
I wouldn't try 'ware it out'. Funny thought, but I'm sure I've heard going overboard can lead to some sort of infections (or something you don't want :P).

Rarely more than once a day for me. Depends on my relationship status aswell ;)

hobo
22-08-2007, 08:48 PM
eleven.

sarey
22-08-2007, 08:49 PM
why do u wana know lol?

Lycan
22-08-2007, 08:50 PM
all of 0.

Liam!
22-08-2007, 08:53 PM
why do u wana know lol?
yh lol.

about once a day probably.

ChainLightning
22-08-2007, 08:54 PM
Today i dunnit like 15 times..

Lycan
22-08-2007, 08:55 PM
Today i dunnit like 15 times..

get a gf.

Markness.
22-08-2007, 09:25 PM
your hand is the best girlfriend you can ever dream of :P

and yeah once or twice a day for me

brapp
22-08-2007, 09:27 PM
no more than once a day usually kk

liquid
22-08-2007, 09:33 PM
jesus christ. how can people do it at least once a day?! calm downnn!

bo$$
22-08-2007, 09:35 PM
eleven.
Only? :(

get a gf.
Lol Owned. +rep :D

Jeez. Alot of people on this forum are fiends for their hands.
LOL


edit:

jesus christ. how can people do it at least once a day?! calm downnn!

My thoughts exactly.. If you can't handle doing it less then once a day.. Oh man. lol

Lycan
22-08-2007, 09:37 PM
They love madame palm and her 4 lovely daughters and the fat one.



how the hell is a hand better then a gf!

bo$$
22-08-2007, 09:39 PM
They love madame palm and her 4 lovely daughters and the fat one.



how the hell is a hand better then a gf!

It's not ;) Some people just don't know what they are talking about :P

Cixso
22-08-2007, 09:45 PM
Once a day.. usually before zzz.

velocity
22-08-2007, 09:46 PM
duno, ask clarissa.

Cixso
22-08-2007, 09:49 PM
duno, ask clarissa.

Your g.f I take it?

Haven't had sex for 6 weeks + now. Not since I left Amiee. I;ve had 3 oppertunities with a 14 year old.

But I only do legal.

Missing it though... isn't the same jerking your self off...

clarissa !!
22-08-2007, 09:49 PM
duno, ask clarissa.
that means once a day, usually


& me, like i dont ever do it really.



Your g.f I take it?
nooo, he just shares these things with me.

velvet
22-08-2007, 10:25 PM
zero times a day.

Stephen
22-08-2007, 11:30 PM
1000000
a year.

Also is this for girls too right?
Cos I bet all the girls on this forum say 0 but they are doing it really at that very moment. :l

Nemo
22-08-2007, 11:32 PM
1000000
a year.
1,000,000 /
52 weeks = 19230 (rounded) /
7days = 2747 a day ;O you're busy!

Stephen
22-08-2007, 11:35 PM
Yeah.. I don't really sleep and I have many many many multiple orgasms while watching miss piggy showing her boobies.

Nemo
22-08-2007, 11:35 PM
Yeah.. I don't really sleep and I have many many many multiple orgasms while watching miss piggy showing her boobies.
oh she is hot

Stephen
22-08-2007, 11:41 PM
Yeah but the thing that really turns me on are kermits balls.

Nemo
22-08-2007, 11:42 PM
Yeah but the thing that really turns me on are kermits balls.nononono its da trash can man

OMGitsaROSS
22-08-2007, 11:45 PM
-3. lol

Nemo
22-08-2007, 11:47 PM
-3. lol
thats interesting.. or disgusting..

Stephen
22-08-2007, 11:49 PM
Whats the first thing that comes into your mind when you view the picture below?
















http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/3761/kermitthefrogak1.jpg

liquid
22-08-2007, 11:50 PM
Whats the first thing that comes into your mind when you view the picture below?
















http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/3761/kermitthefrogak1.jpg
men in white coats coming to your front door to take you away to a nice padded cell.

Nemo
22-08-2007, 11:50 PM
Whats the first thing that comes into your mind when you view the picture below?
















http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/3761/kermitthefrogak1.jpgwonderful things

Stephen
22-08-2007, 11:52 PM
I think of mint ice-cream.

velvet
23-08-2007, 01:29 AM
1000000
a year.

Also is this for girls too right?
Cos I bet all the girls on this forum say 0 but they are doing it really at that very moment. :l


most girls tend to do it less than boys tbh, a lot don't do it atall. or as you said, don't admit to it ;s

Stephen
23-08-2007, 01:53 AM
Yeah but I bet everyyyyy girl on this forum has tried it :P.

Digital
23-08-2007, 02:06 AM
Yeah but I bet everyyyyy girl on this forum has tried it :P.

not really girls aren't like boys they might explorer but they don't have a poke around there genitals everyday....this thread is quite interesting because why would you wanna know how many times someone **********s a day? You don't exactly stop random people on the street and ask them about there relationship with there hand :rolleyes:

Stephen
23-08-2007, 02:17 AM
Yep. I went up to this little 2 day old baby in the hospital the other day and asked him if he did and he was sick on my head.

Digital
23-08-2007, 02:32 AM
Yep. I went up to this little 2 day old baby in the hospital the other day and asked him if he did and he was sick on my head.

kl dnt u hate it when tht happens?

Stephen
23-08-2007, 02:36 AM
Yeah bur its worst when they **** themselves instead of being sick!

Dave,
23-08-2007, 10:02 AM
not really girls aren't like boys they might explorer but they don't have a poke around there genitals everyday....this thread is quite interesting because why would you wanna know how many times someone **********s a day? You don't exactly stop random people on the street and ask them about there relationship with there hand :rolleyes:

This isn't a situation like stopping someone on the street. Most sexual topics are very much a taboo, such as the topic of this thread.

I expect the thread starter just wants to find out the 'norm' for this activity. They may think they do it too much compared to their fellow teen.

Most people on this forum are hitting puberty or just in the middle of it and want to find out certain things that they would otherwise be embarrassed to talk about offline.

Decapitated!
23-08-2007, 11:14 AM
*REMOVED*

mmmmmmm......


Edited by Yoshimitsui (Super Moderator): Please don't post inappropriate images.

bo$$
23-08-2007, 11:20 AM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOL WTH
Thanks.
I think alot of people will be upping the amount they do it each day :P

Charlie
23-08-2007, 11:21 AM
picture here.


mmmmmmm......

I'm going to see her in Septermber, and apparently she comes on stage in that.

Anyway, it depends.

womanizer
23-08-2007, 12:35 PM
loads lol

ChainLightning
23-08-2007, 01:53 PM
get a gf.
Read my sig :rolleyes: And I also made this thread for both genders :) And the reason: I felt like it:8

Dan2nd
23-08-2007, 03:11 PM
erm depends really I don't do it everyday though

Alkaz
23-08-2007, 03:12 PM
When i get up = 1
When i go to bed = 2

Axel
23-08-2007, 03:22 PM
Yeah but the thing that really turns me on are kermits balls.

Lmao at that.

Stephen
23-08-2007, 03:25 PM
This isn't a situation like stopping someone on the street. Most sexual topics are very much a taboo, such as the topic of this thread.

I expect the thread starter just wants to find out the 'norm' for this activity. They may think they do it too much compared to their fellow teen.

Most people on this forum are hitting puberty or just in the middle of it and want to find out certain things that they would otherwise be embarrassed to talk about offline.

*Removed*

Edited by Nick- (Forum Super Moderator): Do not post inappropriately.

Ashley 12344
23-08-2007, 04:17 PM
mmmmmmm......

Cba uploading like.
http://comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/mi/michelin-man-running-sticker-8cm-x-7cm-.jpg



And lmao at guy above.

This lass on holiday was saying about girls. She said any girl who says they haven't tried it are lying.

&& that pic of Beth, she has hairy pits.

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