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The Don
27-08-2007, 10:55 PM
well i got it a fight ages back with someone. anyway in the fight i got kicked in the shoulder and ever since then when i bend my neck so that my ear touches my shoulder and move it back up quickly a lump pops up and goes back again. i showed my mum and dad and they said its a ligument(sp?) but im still worried :( what do you think it is?

Jinc
27-08-2007, 11:58 PM
I would assume that the person you had a fight with, was actually an alien from the outer regions of our Galaxy surrounding the Alpha-Centuri star. He must've managed to insert a probe in your shoulder, which is hidden under a layer of muscle. However, when you bend you neck it is pushed up and becomes visable. I dread to think what your alien probe is doing to your body.

I would see a doctor asap, he will be able to identify the myserious lump and advise you on what to do.

Hope I've helped! :D

Ramones
28-08-2007, 07:44 AM
if your sure you got it in the fight then i doubt it's anything serious

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