Make a Wish, Corrupt a Wish

[Boonzeet]

Wish granted but you owe it x15649823649081263498126359806123000000 to the bank

[msb.]

damn

u never made a wish?

[Boonzeet]

Oh yeah I wish I was bankrupt.

[msb.]

wish granted u now own £1 million pound, wtg
I wish for a new car.

[Ealo]

wish granted. But the car has no engine.
I wish to win the lottery

[dannyisnotamazing]

Wish granted but the lottery wasn't a rollover and it was split with 56,000 people meaning you only get £5

[msb.]

Wish granted but the lottery wasn't a rollover and it was split with 56,000 people meaning you only get £5
u never said a wish :S

I wish for u to wish../.

[jesus]

ur an idiot

i wish u werent an idiot

[Yux]

Tough, he is

I wish there was freedom for all

[Ealo]

wish granted.
but we all kill eachother,

i wish we wasnt all dead

[ItsDave]

Corrupted xD

I wish from now on all text is bold

[jesus]

err no soz

i wish my keyboard was working

[Technologic]

*Your keyboard gets a job*

I wish george bush was dead

[jesus]

Don't be an idiot.

I wish you weren't one.

[Technologic]

Your wish was already the case.

I wish i wasnt bored

[Fifteen]

*Done*

-Wishes for Hard rock hell fest ticket-

[Technologic]

*it gets caught in shredder*

I wish my spot was gone

[Fifteen]

*Teleports spot removal cream*

-I wish for a new coat-

[Decapitated!]

wish granted you get a coat of fur (from a sheep)

i wish for a chicken

[Nemo]

granted but its headless

i wish for some edible non-diseased shish kebab.

[Eccentric]

*granted*
i wish i had new toes

[Technologic]

*You get the toes trhough the mail from some randomer*

I wish i didnt have to go to school tomorrow >_>

[jesus]

Granted but you are proper ill soz

I wish I wasn't so HOT

[Frank459]

Granted but you are proper ill soz

I wish I wasn't so HOT

Your central heating breaks and is stuck on highest heat.


I wish my pc wasnt such a beach.

[jesus]

^^LOL

Granted but it stops working altogether soz

I wish I could find a decent laptop

[Ealo]

granted but you drop it on the way home and smash it into 15,000,000,000,000,000 peices

[jesus]

Make a wish.

[Ealo]

soz,
i wish eatcheese loves me

[jesus]

Granted but for all the wrong reasons.

I wish my keyboard would work.

[Ealo]

granted, but the rest of you laptop stops working

[jesus]

Make a wish.

[Ealo]

i wish i would stop forgetting to wish

[jesus]

GRANTED.

I wish I had a car of my own.

[Ealo]

Granted,
but your mums car breaks so you need to share.

I wish i could kill gordon brown

[jesus]

ahaa

granted but mi6 r afta u

I WISH MY BACK WASNT HURTIN ATM

[Ealo]

granted.

but a man comes to massage you and he does naughty thing to you without consent .

[jesus]

Make a wish.

[Ealo]

SOZ
i wish i could become rich,

[jesus]

granted but everything costs over £100000 and you only have £100000

i wish for nufin

[Ealo]

wish granted but your sent to the third world.
i wish i could win the lottery rollover alone

[jesus]

granted bt its only rolled ova to a fiver cuz no1 plays it no more

i wish there were better ppl on paul o grady show tonite

[Ealo]

granted,
but the show gets cancelled

[jesus]

I wish you would stop forgetting to make a wish.

[Ealo]

:/

granted, sorry

i wish i could hurry up with skills on Rs

[jesus]

granted but u die lollllll

err i wish i knew wot to do on rs

[Mattch]

Granted your taken to school for another 100 years

I wish i had FOOD :)

[jesus]

granted but itz worms n dead animalz n dat

i wish i wasnt laughin so hard at samandaz song

[Ealo]

granted, you loose your voice box

i wish that song wasnt so annoying

[jesus]

granted but u lose ur hearing

i wish it wasnt dark

[Ealo]

granted but your blinded by the light,

i wish i could get a rune wc axe on RS

[jesus]

err wot

i wish i didnt die on rs n lose my chefs hat :(

[Ealo]

wish granted but you loose your bank instead

i wish i find some money

[jesus]

You find it but its been burnt

I wish I had more money also.

[Ealo]

you find a wallet full of money
but you get robbed by a hobo,

i wish i had a nice house

[jesus]

granted but its on da moon soz

i wish there was good stuf on tv

[hiya]

granted but it blows up soz

i wish i cud fly

[jesus]

granted but u lose the ability to walk

i wish i wasnt so hungry

[omgitslily]

granted but then you're too full and you can't eat ever again ;[


i wish i was at home

[Ealo]

granted, but your at an old persons home

i wish i had a non corruptable wish

[jesus]

granted but its not granted soz

i wish i had a kebab

[Ealo]

granted but you drop it on a dirty hobo


i wish i had a non corruptable wish granted to me

[jesus]

granted bt it ruins ya life lollll

i wish i didnt drop that kebab

[Ealo]

Granted but someone mugs you for it,

i wish i had my life bk soz

[jesus]

granted bt u live on habbo like cha!ngang n e5

i wish i had more of dis curry its well nice

[Ealo]

Granted but you turn into a fat slob who cant move without a crane soz

i wish i had nice food to eat

[jesus]

granted but ur mouth fallz off omg

i wish i had a glass of water

[Ealo]

Granted but fish r avin sex in it,.

i wish i had my mouth

[Mattch]

Granted it belonged to a 95 year old WOMEN

I wish i had creds

[jesus]

granted but ur permed soz

i wish i had a new laptop

[Mattch]

Granted your house burns the next day

I wish i was un-permed

[jesus]

same .

[Mattch]

By not wishing you have nothing your a sad man, a loner and you eat from bins :O

I wish people would stop Not wishing

[jesus]

omg =[

i wish 4 a tail

[Mattch]

Granted sadly it belonged to a decaying animal :O

I wish i was nicer to the people posting :P

[jesus]

i wish that too

[Mattch]

By not wishing you have nothing your a sad man, a loner and you eat from bins

I wish i had MONEY

[ItsDave]

Corrupted.

I wish you got a better avatar

[jesus]

i wish you weren't.

[Ealo]

I wish YOU would stop forgetting to wish

[jesus]

i just did wish omg

i wish u cud read

[omgitslily]

i can soz "/

k lets stop arguing :D

i wish i could go invisible

[jesus]

granted but ur stuck like that foreva omg

i wish i cud fly =[

[omgitslily]

granted but you fly into an aeroplane woops ;].

i wish i never had homework

[jesus]

granted but da world ends lol!!

err i wish i cud see children of bodom live agen

[Ealo]

granted,

but your a dif person forever.

i wish i was on paul o'grady

[jesus]

granted but carol vorderman is feelin ya leg

i wish i wasnt so tired

[Qamp]

Granted

But you go hyper.
I wish i was dead.

[Ealo]

Gladly granted xD

i wish i was loved by jamie :<

[jesus]

granted but err i duno

i wish for what kibbis wished on himself to come tru

[:Liam]

it comes true but the doctors revive him.

I wish for money lots of it! no monopoly money, NORMAL GREAT BRITISH POUNDS!

[Ealo]

Granted, but your mugged by a hobo.
i wish i was uber cool

[GhostFace-]

Granted.
idk.

I wish for a supermodel as a wife and shes a virgin *_*

[jesus]

lol get out

i wish my bed was more comfy

[GTA-Andy]

You bed is more comfy but your house is forever on fire.

I wish I had pie.

[jesus]

dat made mi laf lol

er u can av 1 cuz i hate em

i wish it was closer 2 halloween

[UDunKnow]

Wish granted, but you have to sleep for 3 weeks.
I wish for a million moneyz.

[jesus]

granted but its in japanese yen n converts to hardly anyfin

i wish this song wud download :@

[Destiny]

Granted but it the words are in Chinese ^^

I wish for a sexy model boyfriend :D

[Frank459]

Granted but it the words are in Chinese ^^

I wish for a sexy model boyfriend :D

YOU GET MEEEEEE!!!

I wish for a new box of rubbers
gloves

[jesus]

not granted cuz dat wasnt funny

i wish i cud meet kanye west

[Frank459]

not granted cuz dat wasnt funny

i wish i cud meet kanye west

Granted but you meet G4 instead

I wish I knew what y x u = pi was

[jesus]

granted but u find out dat its 'meatxpotato=pie'

i wish mi new bed wud come sooner

[Frank459]

granted but u find out dat its 'meatxpotato=pie'

i wish mi new bed wud come sooner

Granted, and it arrives with me in it.


I wish Skins S2 would come out soon >.<

[jesus]

omg lol granted cuz i want that too

i wish i cud meet alexi laiho

[Frank459]

omg lol granted cuz i want that too

i wish i cud meet alexi laiho

Granted, but I dont know who that is so you get Elton John instead.

I wish Sid would take his hat off more often.

[jesus]

o =[

granted but he diez soz

i wish michelle didnt av such a pointy nose

[Frank459]

o =[

granted but he diez soz

i wish michelle didnt av such a pointy nose

Granted, She cuts it off in the next Series. And dies of sexy ness.


I wish Tony is ok for the next series after being hit by a bus.

[jesus]

granted but he has no legz or arms cuz they got chopped off

i wish every female on skins didnt have a pointy nose (apart from the black girl she has a fat one)

[Frank459]

granted but he has no legz or arms cuz they got chopped off

i wish every female on skins didnt have a pointy nose (apart from the coloured girl she has a fat one)

*Grants* Most of em dont anyway.

I wish Michelle was beside me for a hug right now kthx

[jesus]

they all do

granted but shes on fire lol gutted

i wish i had 8 more repz so i cud av 14 powa ;)

[Frank459]

*Grants and reps you for x amount of rep I have*

I wish Laura wasnt so mean pls.

[jesus]

whoz laura

i wish effy off skinz was older omg

[Frank459]

whoz laura

i wish effy off skinz was older omg

Grants, Im same age. UNDER AGE SEXY TIME PLS

I wish I could stop sneezing

[jesus]

lol ow old are u?

i wish u wud check ur rep

[Frank459]

Im 14 please.

Granted, I check me rep after this kthx.

I wish I had some food.

[-Xiangu-]

gives dog food

i wish i had a 6 inch.......lemon

[Frank459]

gives dog food

i wish i had a 6 inch.......lemon

You get a cookrel instead.

I wish I was in the next Season of skins, doing Effy. Ktar

[jesus]

omg lol u pedo

i wish i knew er irl tho

[Frank459]

omg lol u pedo

i wish i knew er irl tho

Granted, but shes mine so no fnx.

I wish I could stop thinking about effy kthx

[jesus]

omg ur obsessed how old is she

i wish i had rihanna irl shes fitta

[Frank459]

omg ur obsessed how old is she

i wish i had rihanna irl shes fitta

Granted, but you get Sean kingston

(Shes like. 14-15)

I wish Somebody would call me..

[jesus]

someone calls u but its like wot happens on phone booth n ur life is ruined soz

i wish for sean kingston to GET OUT

[Frank459]

Sean kingston is superglued to your buttox

Phone booth is fake, soz.

I wish I had a sniper rifle

[jesus]

granted

i wish for my buttox to fall off plz

[Frank459]

granted

i wish for my buttox to fall off plz

*I shoot you in the buttox instead of sean.*
You are still stuck together, and you are losing blood.

I wish for a sleeping pill, coz am tired.

[jesus]

go to bed den u fool

i wish these didnt hav pointy noses (again) rite heres proof

http://e4-skins.co.uk/gallery/resized/27/1179432674_cassie.jpg

http://www.national-student.co.uk/magazine/image/skins_michelle.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a9/Skins8effy.JPG/250px-Skins8effy.JPG

POINTY NOSES

[Frank459]

THEY ENT POINTY, THEY SEXI

I wish you would stop saying they all got pointy noses

[jesus]

i wish they wud all stop bein pointy den

[Frank459]

i wish they wud all stop bein pointy den

DEY IS NOT POINTY

I wish I can punch you pls.

[jesus]

i wish ud try *angry face*

[Ealo]

i wish you'd calm down pls

[jesus]

granted but i duno

i wish der woz more ppl postin im bored

[VPSwow]

Wish granted!!

i wish i had over 5000 posts :(

[jesus]

best get spammin den lollll

i wish the simpsons was on like now i cba waitin 7 mins

[Fifteen]

-fast forwards time, gets stuc on 5:55-

wishs for a black crusade ticket.

[jesus]

lol i got 1 free u can ave it

i wish i had a drink

[Ealo]

Granted but u dehydrate before you drink it soz

i wish i didnt miss the start of simpsons

[jesus]

its on now go watch it

i wish i had a tidy room

[Ealo]

i r watching it, but i missed beggining :<

WISH GRANTED, but its moved everywhere else in your room and your mums telling you to clean the house.

i wish i had VIP

[jesus]

granted but its pink n makes u luk gay

i wish i had a drink agen =[

[Ealo]

granted but it evaporates before you drink it,

i wish i had BLACK VIP

[jesus]

buy it then :D

i wish emmerdale was on now instead of 35 mins

[Ealo]

granted. but i like it so it dnt corrupt,

i wish ud sell me dds on Rs

[jesus]

lol dno wot they r soz

i wish i ad 74 more posts than i do now

[Ealo]

granted but will only take effect once youve posted 74 times

i wish i had 1000 more posts

[jesus]

granted but u av 2 spam da gamez den lol

i wish i ad 195 more repz

[Ealo]

granted but ppl need 2 rep u

i wish i had more rep :<

[jesus]

u av a lot alreadi 2 say u only bin registered a month

i wish i didnt av a 24hr thing on mi repz

[Ealo]

i wish i knew what 24 hr thing u mean?

[jesus]

u av given 2 much rep in past 24hrz

i wish i had a car of mi own

[Ealo]

granted,

but u get carjacked by teh fonejacker lollls

i wish i had a good avatar :<

[jesus]

granted but no1 else likez it

i wish i wasnt so sweaty atm omg

[Ealo]

granted,
but u turn to ice soz.

i wish i could get rune armour back on runescape

[dannyisnotamazing]

granted but u smell fo rest of ur life
ono soz thts normal
~~--error, 404 ~ can.not.get.rid.of.smell--~~

i wish for a cooler life than eatcheese
soz already got 1
no need to wish
AHAGEHEAHAA

[Ealo]

i wish you'd stop trying to be funny :)
i wish i pwn zezima on RS

[jesus]

granted but den u die lOL!11

i wish i cud find mi flight simulator box

[Ealo]

granted but its just the empty box sozboz,
i wish
i was HM

[jesus]

granted but u get fired for givin eatcheez free credz

i wish i wasnt so warm :[

[Ealo]

granted but u fall into a fan n die soz,

i wish i was reinstated HM

[jesus]

not granted get out !!!!!!!!

omg i want more money

[Ealo]

granted but its in the bank ur about 2 rob loll

i wish i was hm!! ill keep wishing it ;)

[jesus]

ur gay den ent ya

i wish i cud decide wot laptop to buy

[Ealo]

granted.
www.google.com :p

i wish i had a wish..

[jesus]

not granted omg

i wish i had £400 more than i do now

[Ealo]

granted but you havent earnt it.

i wish i had £400 more

[jesus]

granted but its in japanese yen soz

i wish i was comfy

[Ealo]

granted but ur in a marshmellow,

i wish i was comfy too

[jesus]

granted but ur in space lol!!

i wish i had a drink STILL

[Ealo]

granted but u spill it :<
i wish the moon was made of cheese

[GrebSkeb]

granted it mouldy

i wish for ur pic(siggy) 2 get lost

[Ealo]

i wish you'd get off this forum if your here to insult me, capecé?

[GrebSkeb]

not granted im just saying

i wish ur were kinder

[jesus]

im wel nice already

i wish i cud understand ur sig

[Ealo]

o granted, coz ur uber smart

i wish jamie would post again

[jesus]

no soz im not postin ere

i wish u werent so slow 2 reply

[GrebSkeb]

GRANTED NOW HE WRITES 100 letters an hour

i wish that every one can get on

[Ealo]

granted if ur nice

i wish i could get rune armour back on runescape

[jesus]

granted but u die agen

i wish i didnt die n lose mi chefs hat wot i found on the floor :[!!!!!!!

[Ealo]

granted u build a time machine
i wish i had a chefs hat!!

[jesus]

granted but u lose everythin else

i wish i was good at runescape

[GrebSkeb]

granted only making it :P

i wish that ur sig was more funneyeh

[jesus]

soz its as fnuny as it can be

i wish urs made sense

[Ealo]

granted bt its a new one
i wish jamie wud stop posting b4 me

[jesus]

granted but ur computer blows up

i wish for nothing

[Ealo]

then u get nothinggg capecé?
i wish i was a millionaire xD

[jesus]

granted but u get put in jail n cant spend it

i wish there was good stuff on tv

[Ealo]

granted but u go blind
i wish i didnt need toilet :<

[Janet Snakehole]

Granted, but somebodies already in the toilet, and stays in there for an hour.

I wish Orange would hurry up letting people contact me on my new phone. -.-

[jesus]

granted but the only person that can contact you is ME

i wish err duno

[.Nickie]

Your emails get spammed with 'dunno' emails

I wish for a donkey :D

[jesus]

LOL

granted but it comes wiv shrek

i wish i was asleep =[

[.Nickie]

-gives u sleepin tablet

I wish my friend would shut up :D

[jesus]

granted but the gets abducted by alienz lol

i wish i cud meet this band wot im listenin to

[.Nickie]

Granted, but they get abducted by aliens b4 u see them :o

I wish my b-day invitations were already written out :[

[jesus]

aw

granted but they are written in chinese :D

i wish i had mi new laptop already =[

[.Nickie]

thats mean

Granted. Broke already too though.. bad luck

I wish that you would let sommert nice happen to me :D

[jesus]

omg dont say that :[!

urm granted but it involves me you and a bed :o

i wish that my new matress would arrive

[Qamp]

Granted
But a chinese man comes on it.
I wish my next wish wasnt as bad as my last.

[jesus]

granted but u die soz

i wish i could find sum clothes

[Qamp]

Granted but there female clothes.

I wish i had an apple.

[jesus]

granted but its all rotted soz

i wish there wasnt a big willy in 1 of my reputation comments

[Qamp]

Granted

Game over.

[jesus]

i wish this game wud start agen

[Qamp]

Not granted

[jesus]

i wish u werent such an idiot

[Qamp]

I wish you died

[jesus]

i wish you checked your reputation

[Qamp]

*REMOVED*

Edited By nvrspk4 (Assistant General Manager): Please don't be rude.