Little Guide To Chavs

[-=rooty987=-]

-Had to repost this, it makes me laugh- (Originally by me)

Little Guide to Chavs!

Hey,
We all know what ‘Chavs’ or ‘Neds’ are. Well, I’m going to talk about them and the things they do and say, in a ‘Little Guide to Chavs!’

Chav Talk

Chavs are fond of swear words, and use them to punctuate sentences and make the sentences sound more interesting.
Examples of Chav talk :
‘Is something the matter?’ translates into ‘Wot da #!?$ you lookin at?’
‘Pardon?’ translates into ‘Wot da #!?$ you sayin?’
‘Have you got a problem with me?’ translates into ‘Comon den, I’ll #!?$in batter you!’

Chavs also have favourite sayings, here are some:

‘Blazin’ – Very good
‘Check it’ – Look at this
‘Chuffed’ – Pleased
‘Coffin dodger’ – Old person
‘Cushty’ – Cool
‘Diss’ – To disrespect
‘Dob in’ – To tell of someone
‘Floor it’ – Drive very fast
‘Givin` it large’ – Overdoing it
‘Innit’ – Isn’t it
‘**** jockey’ – Homosexual
‘*****r’ – Very ugly person
‘Pregger’ – Pregnant person

Chav spotting

It’s quite easy to spot a Chav, as it is with any ‘labelled’ person. Normally Chavs walk around in big groups, and wear hoodies with caps on. They also normally wear all matching tracksuits. Many makes of clothing are now recognised with chavs.
Including :

* Burberry
* Nike
* Adidas
* New York Yankees
* Nickleson
* Reebok
* Louis Vuitton
* Von Dutch

♥

Girls

Girl Chavs, also known as Chavettes, are easy to identify. They normally put lots of makeup on and wear short skirts, and short tops, or anything that reveals a lot.
♦

Guys


Male Chavs, are easy to identify also. They wear lots of sports gear, or matching tracksuits. Including lots of accessories such as, chains, hats, rings or anything that is ‘bling’.
Chav Icons

- Eminem
- Jordan
- The Beckhams
- Paris Hilton

Chav names

For girls –

* Beckie
* Bianca
* Britney
* Casey
* Cassandra
* Caz
* Charmaine
* Chelsea
* Danielle
* Diamonique
* Donna
* Jade
* Jemma
* Jordie
* Syria
* Katie
* Kylie
* Leah
* Michelle
* Missy
* Monique
* Monneye
* Nat
* Nikkie
* Shell
* Sam
* Sharon
* Shaz
* Shirley
* Stacie
* Tammy
* Tracie
* Trish
* Veronique
* Vicky
* Coleen


For guys –

* Aaron
* Brandon
* Brooklyn
* Corey
* Darren
* Garry
* Jason
* Kev
* Lance
* Larry
* Lee
* Liam
* Nathan
* Rickie
* Shane
* Will

[Ed.]

Nice guide to Chavs there.

However you missed out "BRAP" which is when a good tune comes on.. ANd tune = music

+REP+

Should be stickied!!!

[cocaine]

add done in = caught

;)

[Fez]

* Nathan


lol my name is Nathan

[FlyingJesus]

What are you on about, you didn't write this. It's an actual book, please don't rip and claim it as your own work, even if you did add 1 or 2 (probably wrong) bits.

[Fez]

He's right..

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Little-Book-Chavs-Branded-Britains/dp/1905102011

[Emzii.]

Thank god my name isn't in that chav list :D

[GoldenMerc]

You forgot Sound

[velvet]

i don't see how jade is a chavvy name ;s

[Technologic]

Lol. chavs here are known 'Scallies' or Scally' as the singular.

[DJ.Standish]

I lol'd at that...

Very good

[-=rooty987=-]

I wrote this thing like dead long ago. I've only ever seen that book once, which inspired me to write this. But, I saw it for like 5 minutes at school from my friend. I wrote most of this, and seeing as I live on an estate with ALL chavs, I think I can say, I have much experiance in what I wrote.

[English]

Chavs are much better than you

[Tead]

Rascit much?

[today]

Chavs are much better than you

i lol'd (: true.

[Jamie!]

I wrote this thing like dead long ago. I've only ever seen that book once, which inspired me to write this. But, I saw it for like 5 minutes at school from my friend. I wrote most of this, and seeing as I live on an estate with ALL chavs, I think I can say, I have much experiance in what I wrote.

Digging yourself an even bigger hole there lass..

[DJ-Louis]

Baged = Caught by police

[luke-p]

Chav names? What aload of bull.

[Andeeh]

Thats Abit Stupid.

I wear nike stuff and Reebok trainers so now im a chav?

i walk around in groups of mates.

So that means im a chav?

thats complete and utter dog turd.

[today]

My mum's called Leah, she's hardly a chav, i lol'd at the name part. (:

[lew!]

Sound
Bled
Brap
IZIT
inabumhole
inabizzle
gert lush

some bristolian chav words ^

[Mortalized]

My names liam and im not a chav :(

[today]

i know a liam, right he's only 12 =] he's a wel big chav tbh.

Innit liam.

[Janet Snakehole]

I LOL'd.

Very good indeed!

:)

[Galactica]

To be honest 'labels' are going to far... I like tracksuits but I only wear tracksuits because I play tennis alot and like to wear them as I feel comfortable in them... Sort it out mate, gone past a joke.

And also I'm not labelled a 'Chav'

[GommeInc]

The whole 'label' system is corrupt. Scene people thinking they're emo, dressing up like a chav makes you a chav etc. I wear track suit bottoms when I am doing literally nothing for a day. They're comfortable to lounge around in and don't tear as easily as my jeans do if they have holes in the knees.

Also, what I've been thinking about lately is the 'Goth to Chav Timeline' which pretty much shows what an emo and scene person are compared to goths and chavs:

Goth-----Emo-----|-----Scene-----Chav

I find scene people are incredibly chavvy compared to emos, what some of them believe they are anyway. They listen to 'nu rave' which was apart of chav culture before chavs were properly labelled. I believe they were called Townies. If you dress a scene person up in chav clothing, you have the personality and the chav 'gear' all in one, because scene people swear alot, criticise or btch (word for feamle dog) alot and have little to no respect for other people.

The whole timeline idea came up in my mind when me and a friend got bored and discussed what an emo is compared to a scene person.

[Zuar]

The name thing is crap, and as for walking round in groups thats aload of crap, as me and my mates walk round in groups and we wear jeans etc and also i wear addias orignals and I wouldn't class them as chavs?(I'd say 110's are.)
And some people I know where tracksuits etc and there not chavs and I wear nike shorts when I'm just doing nothing so what you say is crap.

[Swush]

Yes the name thing is crap, just because you have one of those names dont make you a chav :rolleyes:

[Lycan]

i have a little book with all that information and more given to me by my gf after i rambled how much i hated them,

[Crimson]

Nice, but there isn't such a thing as "Chav Names". :S It's no one's fault towards their name.

[CrazyColaist]

* Lee
* Liam

remove that now,
i am no chav i hate chavs and both of them are my legal name and nick name,

[g]

stereotyped and if you wear nike and lacoste dosnt mean you're a chav -.- it mean's you have style. say if tiger woods wear's lacoste golf shoe's (witch ive seen him play in once). you're calling him a chav?

[Decapitated!]

stereotyped and if you wear nike and lacoste dosnt mean you're a chav -.- it mean's you have style. say if tiger woods wear's lacoste golf shoe's (witch ive seen him play in once). you're calling him a chav?

nike and lacoste arnt really the "style" anymore.

its more topman

[English]

nike and lacoste are still in mush. nike & lacoste are lush makes.

[-=rooty987=-]

nike and lacoste arnt really the "style" anymore.

its more topman

Topman ftw pls.

[Ella]

I wrote this thing like dead long ago. I've only ever seen that book once, which inspired me to write this. But, I saw it for like 5 minutes at school from my friend. I wrote most of this, and seeing as I live on an estate with ALL chavs, I think I can say, I have much experiance in what I wrote.
Funny because Ive read the first few pages when considering buying it for someone.
And I remember those bits almost word for word. Clever ;)

[Throne Sofa]

What a load of crap.

[Jamie!]

nike and lacoste arnt really the "style" anymore.

its more topman

What the ****? Lacoste has always, and always will be, 'in'?

[Energizer]

lol at that "chav names" ****.

[Kyle.tk]

nike and lacoste arnt really the "style" anymore.

its more topman

topman is so far from chavvy its unreal.

This is the stupidest thread i've ever read though. If you wear adidas or nike your a chav?
If your names Liam your a chav.

A little bit stupid. Being a chav is the way you behave, not so much the way you dress or what your called.

[danny-dyer]

rofl at the names u idot.

[GommeInc]

I wrote this thing like dead long ago. I've only ever seen that book once, which inspired me to write this. But, I saw it for like 5 minutes at school from my friend. I wrote most of this, and seeing as I live on an estate with ALL chavs, I think I can say, I have much experiance in what I wrote.
You only need to be in range of a chav for a minute maximum to know what they're like :rolleyes:

Chav is a person's personality. That whole post you made is pretty much saying "Joggers or anyone taking part in physical exercise is a chav."

[Examplify]

My name's Kevin/Kev.

I'm certainly not an emo.

You probably cry about being stereotyped - you hypocrite.

[BEBO.]

Oi blud, don't label us chavs.

[Jericho]

Lol. chavs here are known 'Scallies' or Scally' as the singular.
Same here, although I tend to say chav opposed to Scally :)

Nice guide +repzingz!

I'll admit, I use one or two of those words, but im not a "chav".

[Antallica]

How can '‘Check it’' be chav talk? i use that.

[patrick.]

What about perry? cmon you cant have kev if you dont have perry

[Kardan]

Nice guide to Chavs there.

However you missed out "BRAP" which is when a good tune comes on.. ANd tune = music

+REP+

Should be stickied!!!

No, 'Chavs' around my area say 'BRAP' for everything.

And you can't really do Chav names, I know loads of people on that list that are the total opposite to the definition 'Chav'. :)

[Jamesy]

I don't agree with stereotyping. And chavs are just made by the media for advertising :)

Same as emos or goths. Most of them were created via stereotype in order to sell products.

[Eskinan]

get laid emo.

[@K]

I wear what you are calling 'chavy clothes', and I admit I used to get called a 'chav' quite often, untill I left school and started dressing up a bit more, but there was never a part of my life where I was a chav, I have always hung round in big groups of people, and that's because I have FRIENDS, and I do often swear, but that is just because I have a little bit of a torretorial syndrome, I like Eminem etc, but I would class myself as a Casual.

[Janet Snakehole]

My name is a chav name.
Omghz.
Don't believe it.

Mines spelt slightly different, with two n's instead.
Does that count? :]
Im not a chav.
Im a scenee kidd. (H)

[Orangeesh]

-Had to repost this, it makes me laugh- (Originally by me)

Little Guide to Chavs!

Hey,
We all know what ‘Chavs’ or ‘Neds’ are. Well, I’m going to talk about them and the things they do and say, in a ‘Little Guide to Chavs!’

Chav Talk

Chavs are fond of swear words, and use them to punctuate sentences and make the sentences sound more interesting.
Examples of Chav talk :
‘Is something the matter?’ translates into ‘Wot da #!?$ you lookin at?’
‘Pardon?’ translates into ‘Wot da #!?$ you sayin?’
‘Have you got a problem with me?’ translates into ‘Comon den, I’ll #!?$in batter you!’

Chavs also have favourite sayings, here are some:

‘Blazin’ – Very good
‘Check it’ – Look at this
‘Chuffed’ – Pleased
‘Coffin dodger’ – Old person
‘Cushty’ – Cool
‘Diss’ – To disrespect
‘Dob in’ – To tell of someone
‘Floor it’ – Drive very fast
‘Givin` it large’ – Overdoing it
‘Innit’ – Isn’t it
‘**** jockey’ – Homosexual
‘*****r’ – Very ugly person
‘Pregger’ – Pregnant person

Chav spotting

It’s quite easy to spot a Chav, as it is with any ‘labelled’ person. Normally Chavs walk around in big groups, and wear hoodies with caps on. They also normally wear all matching tracksuits. Many makes of clothing are now recognised with chavs.
Including :

* Burberry
* Nike
* Adidas
* New York Yankees
* Nickleson
* Reebok
* Louis Vuitton
* Von Dutch

♥

Girls

Girl Chavs, also known as Chavettes, are easy to identify. They normally put lots of makeup on and wear short skirts, and short tops, or anything that reveals a lot.
♦

Guys


Male Chavs, are easy to identify also. They wear lots of sports gear, or matching tracksuits. Including lots of accessories such as, chains, hats, rings or anything that is ‘bling’.
Chav Icons

- Eminem
- Jordan
- The Beckhams
- Paris Hilton

Chav names

For girls –

* Beckie
* Bianca
* Britney
* Casey
* Cassandra
* Caz
* Charmaine
* Chelsea
* Danielle
* Diamonique
* Donna
* Jade
* Jemma
* Jordie
* Syria
* Katie
* Kylie
* Leah
* Michelle
* Missy
* Monique
* Monneye
* Nat
* Nikkie
* Shell
* Sam
* Sharon
* Shaz
* Shirley
* Stacie
* Tammy
* Tracie
* Trish
* Veronique
* Vicky
* Coleen


For guys –

* Aaron
* Brandon
* Brooklyn
* Corey
* Darren
* Garry
* Jason
* Kev
* Lance
* Larry
* Lee
* Liam
* Nathan
* Rickie
* Shane
* Will


Er you should become a social class expert.
jk wth u on about? lol
did make me giggle for a bit though

[Eskinan]

ur gay.

[SUPERhanna.]

I dnt see how you can have a chav name, your mum and dad pick it for you. so unless you pop out of her with ''chav'' stuck on your forehead..
How can you know =/

[adidas™]

jeans
gio goi t

[:Liam]

lol, I have a chav name :P I am not a chav though :P Im a regular person.

[Turnip]

not really anything special. lool.

half that is eiher out-dated or not said anymore.
bit stereotypical as well yeah?
becuase not all ''chavs'' or ''chavettes''
go around givin it.

[kooldude23]

According to your guide im a chav, i have a "chav name" and everything! Well, I guess you really do learn somthing new everyday. Holy %&£* i'm using correct English!

[myke]

I'm not a chav or anything, I don't particularly like chavs either but meh..

it's rather stereotypical

[Zak]

What's wrong with chavs?

[5,5]

Lol, nice guide there.

[Jamesy]

get laid emo.
Was that a shot at me?

I don't label myself and I don't follow a stereotype. I am me and my own style.