View Full Version : Using laptops can make you infertile?
Whered they get this from?
Saying using Laptops on your lap can make you infertile?
If its true im long gone tbh
...The study, released by the State University of New York, suggests that the heat generated from laptops can significantly elevate the temperature of one’s scrotum, potentially putting sperm count at risk. While the laptop may be making us more of a mobile technology generation and more efficient in the workplace, when it comes to bringing home the bacon and expanding the family unit - laptops may make male sperm count drop.link (http://www.searchenginejournal.com/laptop-usage-can-lead-to-low-sperm-count-and-infertility/1141/)
:Hazel
04-09-2007, 09:00 AM
what the ****?
the wombats
04-09-2007, 09:00 AM
Yeah, apparantly it burns / kills your sperm because of the heat.
I dont use mine on my lap, I use it like. on my knees LOLOL.
velocity
04-09-2007, 09:02 AM
its k, mine are spanish.
Liam!
04-09-2007, 09:08 AM
Yeah, apparantly it burns / kills your sperm because of the heat.
ye it does.
Saosin
04-09-2007, 09:10 AM
Mine's on a computer desk so I guess I'm safe.
Paulio
04-09-2007, 09:11 AM
its k, mine are spanish.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, its shocking tbh... I bought it so I could use it on my lap...
manga21
04-09-2007, 09:28 AM
Yeah it does , so does cooking alot.. near ovens , yeah not surprised really !
mangle
04-09-2007, 09:47 AM
Yeah it does , so does cooking alot.. near ovens , yeah not surprised really !
Damn @ that cooking thing.
Damn you gcse food!
Yeah , my dads always on his laptop and tbh he reckons that his sperm are long gone :]
piddle2k6
04-09-2007, 09:47 AM
Yer but so does having your phone in your pocket. B.S In my opinion
im not wanting little "dudes" anyway tbh
CJW93
04-09-2007, 10:24 AM
Im screwd :rolleyes:
Metric.
04-09-2007, 11:53 AM
I know my moms like burns your legs if you leave it on there long enough, especially if it's charging.
CustomHabbo
04-09-2007, 03:12 PM
good thing shes pregnant already
Ok, If it gts too hot I put on table...
But ***, If it kills them, It makes more ????
Just empty them before u use your laptop xD
Jamie!
04-09-2007, 03:24 PM
on my knees LOLOL.
lol what a comedian.............................:$
and if it it does heat up your sperm or w/e, it won't be bad enough to cause that much damage.
GoldenMerc
04-09-2007, 03:28 PM
Im sure i can make babies.
Yeh i got told this by my parents so i normally put a pillow under neth it which suffcates it :)
HotelUser
04-09-2007, 03:33 PM
Lol yeah, laptops kill lmao. I use mine on a table.
Sammeth.
04-09-2007, 03:35 PM
Yeah , my dads always on his laptop and tbh he reckons that his sperm are long gone :]
Your Dad just casually tells you about his sperm....?
Anyway, lucky I dont have a laptop! Yay for me and my baby making skills.
Cypher-
04-09-2007, 03:38 PM
yeah i remember getting told by my science teacher in school that its always good to keep your balls fairly cool because when they are warm it increases the infertility rate.
CrazyColaist
04-09-2007, 03:42 PM
LOL!!!!1
Edited by yoshimitsui (Super Moerator): Please don't post short and meaningless messages.
VPSwow
04-09-2007, 03:43 PM
so can gettin kicked in the ballls :)
i can imagine this person sayin that in those words tbh.
my science teacher is czechoslovakian, i dont know why they hired her, the only word(s) in her English vocabulary are: SHUT UP. but yeh.
Tis on my lap now
GoldenMerc
04-09-2007, 03:49 PM
Sammy you can give me yours if mine go :)
Is this actually true ?
Sammeth.
04-09-2007, 03:51 PM
Sammy you can give me yours if mine go :)
Is this actually true ?
My scrotum/sperm/testicles arent for sale :D
My scrotum/sperm/testicles arent for sale :D
Only for rent ;)
omgimanalien
04-09-2007, 04:39 PM
ok luckily i have no laptop lol
Sammeth.
04-09-2007, 04:55 PM
Only for rent ;)
They come at a high price. [/innuendo]
GoldenMerc
04-09-2007, 04:57 PM
how much pls.
Fifteen
04-09-2007, 04:57 PM
o rly?
lol.
velcro.
Chickenblob
04-09-2007, 04:58 PM
Thats why companies are now calling laptops notebooks, I think, well thats what I heard.
Mitch4?
04-09-2007, 06:10 PM
When im on my old laptop, which im never on anymore because it's my mums and i use the computer, i always use some fat cushion there because i heard about this a while a go, even if it's a load of poo, i still won't risk it ;p
alexxxxx
04-09-2007, 09:03 PM
don't want kids, don't mind.
This has been posted so many times >.>
laptops, phones etc Everything seems to lower the sperm count according to these scientists. Phones hardly affect us.
Shawnstra
05-09-2007, 12:19 AM
I use it on a table ^^
reindeer.
05-09-2007, 07:11 PM
i found this out ages ago when i discovered i was infertile :)
PaulMacC
05-09-2007, 08:40 PM
Isnt it only when there on your lap yeh?
liquid
05-09-2007, 08:42 PM
mine's on a desk :)
PaulMacC
05-09-2007, 08:43 PM
When I had one mines was on a desk too :D
mines NEVER on a desk unless i use it at school
Davii
05-09-2007, 10:00 PM
Is this actually true ?
It is true in a way, sperm can't survive in certain temperatures, this is also the reason you have a ball sack as the temperature's in your body are too high for sperm or something, having them outside the body keeps them cooler. It is said that constant high temperatures can kill of sperm/stop you from producing it or something like that. People think things like taking hot baths, cooking by ovens, wearing normal underwear instead of boxers and thing like that can kill off your sperm as they make it warner than usual for them.
Something along them lines anyway
It is true in a way, sperm can't survive in certain temperatures, this is also the reason you have a ball sack as the temperature's in your body are too high for sperm or something, having them outside the body keeps them cooler. It is said that constant high temperatures can kill of sperm/stop you from producing it or something like that. People think things like taking hot baths, cooking by ovens, wearing normal underwear instead of boxers and thing like that can kill off your sperm as they make it warner than usual for them.
Something along them lines anyway
Hit the jew on the nose there :)!
Yeh thats what they say...
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