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Biseinen
04-09-2007, 06:10 PM
Did you just see that on the news!

They were saying they were thinking of making it illegal to have more than 1 child per family if the population of Britain were to keep rising.

Damn. o.o

Wootzeh
04-09-2007, 06:13 PM
They do it in other countries why not here, and incest rates would go down too.

Jamie!
04-09-2007, 06:17 PM
would make sense, cause then you wouldn't get all these scroungers having 10+ kids so they can live off benefits instead of getting up of their **** and getting a job.

but then again, how would they enforce it properly or w/e. and if they were going to introduce this, they should at least make it 3 or 4.

cocaine
04-09-2007, 06:17 PM
they do that in china

PaulMacC
04-09-2007, 06:18 PM
I guess thats me done, I've got 48 kids in 37 different countries.

;P

Smits
04-09-2007, 06:18 PM
Yeh i agree with matt

i think it should be two though, then you can get one girl and one boy. :D

Wootzeh
04-09-2007, 06:18 PM
Not all in the same house though ;p

I guess thats me done, I've got 48 kids in 37 different countries.

;P

mangle
04-09-2007, 06:18 PM
Don't girls get disowned in china cos all the men want a son?
But tbh it works there , could work here

--ss--
04-09-2007, 06:28 PM
Goodbye to all the players xox
Atleast make it 2 or 3 .

Charlie
04-09-2007, 06:29 PM
How can they do that when people will have more then one child per household already? How will you know whos breaking the rules and who isn't because you can't just kick loads of children out because of this new law.

Mr.Sam
04-09-2007, 06:30 PM
so if you own 10 houses you could have 10 children? :eusa_danc

Immenseman
04-09-2007, 06:32 PM
Yeah they have this in China. Doubt they would do it here but hey you never know.

womanizer
04-09-2007, 06:34 PM
what about twins, triplets etc

benjamin
04-09-2007, 06:35 PM
Right kk if someones having twins they just have to give away the baby they've waited and nurtured for 9 months? ;s.

Mr.Sam
04-09-2007, 06:36 PM
no its fine if you have twins or w/e you can keep them..

Right kk if someones having twins they just have to give away the baby they've waited and nurtured for 9 months? ;s.

RedStratocas
04-09-2007, 06:40 PM
that only causes major social problems. in china, the expectations that adults have for their children are disgustingly high. there have been teens who have killed themselves because they didn't get an A in a class. if it's one child, that's major pressure for him or her.

Neversoft
04-09-2007, 06:41 PM
It's been illegal to have more than one child in China for ages, so I can't say I'm supprised. Seems a good thing to do to me. They reckon in a hundread years or something, maybe a little longer, there will be no english people left in the UK because everyone keeps coming over here.

Fez
04-09-2007, 06:42 PM
It's been illegal to have more than one child in China for ages, so I can't say I'm supprised. Seems a good thing to do to me. They reckon in a hundread years or something, maybe a little longer, there will be no english people left in the UK because everyone keeps coming over here.

I'll give it 20 years

Neversoft
04-09-2007, 06:43 PM
I'll give it 20 years

Yeah, thats more like it. :P

bo$$
04-09-2007, 06:46 PM
Stupidest thing ever presented.

Aflux
04-09-2007, 06:48 PM
They do it in other countries why not here, and incest rates would go down too.
Not in Texas, yehawwww "got digs on my sister".

lAdmire
04-09-2007, 07:36 PM
okay.
that's dumb.
praying canada doesn't do that.
cause a large amount of their population will leave the country.
seriously.
that's dumb.
kids are the future lol.
if one kid per household it means families will have one child.
which means less people do jobs that need to be done.
so, makes no sense.
it's a disadvantage for the country too.
so, go ahead.
do it.
it's your loss too :)

jrh2002
04-09-2007, 07:43 PM
They should stop people coming here unless they have got the money to support themselves and their families.
If you have a good job and can afford to look after 4 kids whats the problem with that?
Maybe give all the people claiming benefits the contraceptive injection else not give them a penny ;)

&
04-09-2007, 07:51 PM
its the 1child policy all over again -.-

Technologic
04-09-2007, 07:52 PM
Instead of making more than one baby illegal just make the polish illegal..

alexxxxx
04-09-2007, 08:54 PM
Instead of making more than one baby illegal just make the polish illegal..

they are an EU country mate, so you can't discriminate against them.

I think 2/family is enough. We're a crowded Earth and more people is a bad thing unless we can curb global warming/famine.

Technologic
04-09-2007, 09:54 PM
;3873823']they are an EU country mate, so you can't discriminate against them.

I think 2/family is enough. We're a crowded Earth and more people is a bad thing unless we can curb global warming/famine.

I dotn see people from all other EU countries flooding to britain and abusing the benifits system

CrazyColaist
04-09-2007, 09:56 PM
what hapens if you have twins

adidas™
04-09-2007, 09:57 PM
what hapens if you have twins

lol :)


mhm i think ones a bit harsh

Shawnstra
05-09-2007, 12:19 AM
This is already the case in China.

Sammeth.
05-09-2007, 01:44 AM
Yeah they have this in China. Doubt they would do it here but hey you never know.


It's been illegal to have more than one child in China for ages, so I can't say I'm supprised. Seems a good thing to do to me. They reckon in a hundread years or something, maybe a little longer, there will be no english people left in the UK because everyone keeps coming over here.

However in China it isnt ILLEAGAL. You are allowed to have more than one child if you are willing to face the fines that come with it. You have to pay a 'social compensation fee' to have more than one child in China.

If it becomes ILLEAGAL in UK I would think it was stupid, however, if it were to be like China, then I wouldnt mind too much.

GhostFace-
05-09-2007, 02:20 AM
LOL Realy thats not to smart

Virgin Mary
05-09-2007, 03:11 AM
Children, usually girls, are abandoned in China because of the traditions and laws. You can't really see it getting that bad here. I agree they should control the amount of immigrants coming in though.

:Hazel
05-09-2007, 11:31 AM
i heard they drown kids in china if they already have 1 kid in their family. :S

today
05-09-2007, 11:32 AM
i heard they drown kids in china if they already have 1 kid in their family. :S
thats harsh. ;[

Nemo
05-09-2007, 11:34 AM
i heard they drown kids in china if they already have 1 kid in their family. :Sthat sounds nice.. Not :s that must be mad

today
05-09-2007, 11:40 AM
Who would drown them? the mother?

T0M
05-09-2007, 12:07 PM
I reckon its a bad idea, its a couple right to chose how big they want their family to be

Sammeth.
05-09-2007, 02:00 PM
i heard they drown kids in china if they already have 1 kid in their family. :S

Well if they cant get an abortion, the parents are usually forced to leave the baby in the street and abandon it. Human Rights arent the best in China, which is why there was uproar when they were awarded the 2008 Olympics.

:Hazel
05-09-2007, 02:07 PM
Who would drown them? the mother?

i dunno, its just what i heard at school & its kinda stuck in my mind :S

Fifteen
05-09-2007, 02:10 PM
lol, like this would work..

vicious
05-09-2007, 02:19 PM
i think thats ridiculous.
like someone said, it's up to a couple to choose how many children they want to have. they should stop immigrants coming in to this country if they are trying to make a bad change to the people that already live here

T0M
05-09-2007, 02:21 PM
i think thats ridiculous.
like someone said, it's up to a couple to choose how many children they want to have. they should stop immigrants coming in to this country if they are trying to make a bad change to the people that already live here

Exactly, rather than creating stupid rules for actual english people living here, stop random foreignors coming in or at least control the amount better

luke-p
05-09-2007, 02:33 PM
i think thats ridiculous.
like someone said, it's up to a couple to choose how many children they want to have. they should stop immigrants coming in to this country if they are trying to make a bad change to the people that already live here

Exactly...

This is stupid, people should be able to choose how many kids they want to have - If that gets took away then I'm off to Iraq... Probably have more rights there :\

vicious
05-09-2007, 02:56 PM
Exactly, rather than creating stupid rules for actual english people living here, stop random foreignors coming in or at least control the amount better


Exactly...

This is stupid, people should be able to choose how many kids they want to have - If that gets took away then I'm off to Iraq... Probably have more rights there :\


this is what i mean, my other post just didn't make sense ;)

sock
05-09-2007, 03:04 PM
I reckon they should make it illegal to have 4 or more.

If you had unprotected sex and you didn't want to actually make a baby and you did, then you'd be ruining a childs life.

-:Undertaker:-
05-09-2007, 03:13 PM
Stop the immagrants coming in, then we'll have enough space.

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