Story TIMEEEEEEEE

[bo$$]

Okay so my teacher was telling us this story.. and I found the ending quite funny..

Anyways. (It's a true story)

There was my friend (Bernie) and his friend and where they grew up, there wasn't alot to do for fun. You'd have to go out into the woods and try to make some fun. You'd make these little fort things out of the pine branches and whatnot. So anyways, the two go out deeper into the woods and they bring a lunch with them. They also brought a little axe so they could cut down the branches and all that. So the one guy has a genius idea to stand on a bigger branch of the tree and cut down the smaller ones around it. Bernie has an even better idea of standing underneath and catching all of the little pieces that fell down. So the guys cutting away and then he cuts too hard, the axe slips and CRACK hits Bern right in the middle of the forehead. His head split open and he said there was blood everywhere and he started running towards home screaming for his mom. He said the last thing he remembers hearing as he's running is "BEERRN, COULD I EAT YOUR LUNCH?"

LOL. I found it quite entertaining. There's a few small details that I missed out of the story but oh well. That's what happens when you retell a story that's told to you :P

[GhostFace-]

Umm Brett If i "Accidently" droped An Axe Between ur eyes..

Could i Get Ur Lunch :l

:S

[bo$$]

yes :(

[GhostFace-]

k good :]

[shok]

dont get it ...

[Metric.]

i r bare confused?

[bo$$]

dont get it ...


i r bare confused?

What is there to get?
They were in the woods,
Kid by accident put an axe in his friends head
his friend runs off for home calling for his mom
kid calls to running friend "CAN I EAT YOUR LUNCH"


...


I don't see what there is to be confused about.. it's a story.. :l

[luke-p]

Lmao this story is funky

[shok]

but what is the point in the story ? its not funny & doesnt make sense

[stratosphere]

Yeah I don't think it's funny :I

[bo$$]

but what is the point in the story ? its not funny & doesnt make sense


Yeah I don't think it's funny :I

Wow. How doesnt it make sense? It's what happened :\
I didn't say it was funny. I said the ending was amusing.
The kid just put an axe through his friends head and asked for his lunch.. :$

[LeftForDead]

Did that happen to your teacher like?

[Wootzeh]

Wow. How doesnt it make sense? It's what happened :\
I didn't say it was funny. I said the ending was amusing.
The kid just put an axe through his friends head and asked for his lunch.. :$
Yet you still think it's a true story?

[bo$$]

Did that happen to your teacher like?
I full said It was a story that my teacher told.. and put the story in black.. and it says "My friend Bernie" :\

Yet you still think it's a true story?
And my teacher would lie about it.. why?

[LeftForDead]

I full said It was a story that my teacher told.. and put the story in black.. and it says "My friend Bernie" :\

I cant even understand what your trying to say there.

[bo$$]

I cant even understand what your trying to say there.

Oops. I meant to put fully said*

"my teacher was telling us this story"
So.. my TEACHER was TELLING the story.

"There was my friend (Bernie)"
The story starts out with "There was MY FRIEND"

.. get how it's not him yet?

Picture someone standing at the front of the classroom saying MY FRIEND BERNIE GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH AN AXE

It didn't happen to him, it happened to his friend.