Prank Calls? Ever done them...

[ChloeDust]

Lmao ave you guys ever done a prank call on someone? I remember i was with my m8's once at her house and i was ringing random numbers and going: HII you ave won 1000 pounds and the person would be like: You are kidding me? Im like noo you woon won wonn! LOL omg was well funny, also one time rang a number and randomly asked if betty was there and the woman goes: ok i will just go get her (LOL) then this granny comes on the phone like: h.h.hh hello im like erm, betty (Trying not to wet myself laughing at this point!) lol and im like sorry think i got the wrong Number LOL xD Prank calls are funny at sleep-overs...Lmao Ok Random ;l

Chloe <3

[Jase]

once, me and my mates was ringing random numbers on our phones and saying "excuse me to you know where the toilet is?" :p

[ChloeDust]

Lmao, its well funny :p

[la-ur-en]

Yes, i used to, ah i remmeber my favourite one was to this boy that hated me, and I talked in a BOY neds voice and said 'AW NAW MAN, WIT YE DAEIN ON MA GIRFRIENDS PHONE YA WEE JAKE' and stuff, it was so funny he just sat at the other end breathing into the phone lol. Also i was known as Barbra stuart, as i always used to prank up people and say in an irish accent 'Hello this is barbra stuart from bikini liners, i'm afraid i will have to rebook your appointment for a full wax for next tuesday' Even if it was a boy, i would still say it lol.

[Jinxxed]

I prank call:
Posh Resturants
Posh People
Friends
Grannys
Pizza Hut

:p

[ChloeDust]

Yes, i used to, ah i remmeber my favourite one was to this boy that hated me, and I talked in a BOY neds voice and said 'AW NAW MAN, WIT YE DAEIN ON MA GIRFRIENDS PHONE YA WEE JAKE' and stuff, it was so funny he just sat at the other end breathing into the phone lol. Also i was known as Barbra stuart, as i always used to prank up people and say in an irish accent 'Hello this is barbra stuart from bikini liners, i'm afraid i will have to rebook your appointment for a full wax for next tuesday' Even if it was a boy, i would still say it lol.

Lmao

Also photographes the granny prank calls are hilarious lol

[Jinxxed]

I know they're like
"Hello this is Ethel..."

[.Amberz.]

Lol, once I was round my friends house for a sleepover, and we had to watch her 2 year old brother Drew in the bath, and make sure he was OK. Paige got her mobile and we stood up in the bathroom ringing random people, and we rang a girl in our class. And we go "Hi, is Rafeal there, please?" in like this weird voice. And Megans Mom answered and shes like "Who is this?" all puzzled. And we're like "Is RAFEAL THERE PLEASE???" And she said "Who is this?" and I think we was hung up by her. Lol :p

[Magnet]

Whenever I do prank-calls, I would have to say, in a very deep voice:

"Hey, we have you snipered from outside now, look around you room, see a red dot, that's the aim. My friend is moving it towards you. If you don't throw 50 quid out the window we'll shoot (In background: HOLY HELL THE COPS ARE COMING!!) Oh great, JUST DAM SHOOT!! (Okay will do)"

Then we out the phone down. One time, a boy rang back saying "I'm gonna knock you out when I find you.." LMAO!

[.Amberz.]

Whenever I do prank-calls, I would have to say, in a very deep voice:

"Hey, we have you snipered from outside now, look around you room, see a red dot, that's the aim. My friend is moving it towards you. If you don't throw 50 quid out the window we'll shoot (In background: HOLY HELL THE COPS ARE COMING!!) Oh great, JUST DAM SHOOT!! (Okay will do)"

Then we out the phone down. One time, a boy rang back saying "I'm gonna knock you out when I find you.." LMAO!

Lol!!!!!!!! :D

[FRISC0]

LMAO Always Ring 100 And Pee them Off! It's great for phone boxes! ;D Or Ring 100 and say "whats the time?" then they put you through to big ben, then you ring back and say "OI! I aint paying for big ben tell me the time!"

These 2 Girls (who i hate deeply)
Called Elen And Tonia, they rang up my friend called Josh and said "Hey, This is playboy mansion" And he actually fell for it xD

[Colourful™]

I like ordering pizzas e.t.c to houses XD

[Bef]

I prank call:
Posh Resturants
Posh People
Friends
Grannys
Pizza Hut

:p

Hhhmm, prank calls r funny if u do them to mates but not on grannys. I always to odd jobs for a elderly women down the road and one day she got a phonecall saying theyd found her dog dead. she was heartbroken, cos she cant move round much she rang me to come over. She was crying her eyes out, but when i went upstairs the dog was in its bed as usaual. It was just some sick joke by kids. Unfourtunately the number was withheld so i couldnt find out who it was and hurt them... badly. Now the old lady won't awnser her phone unless she recognises the number.

On the otherside its funny pranking mates and people u no. Lol i always awnser the phone funny anyway, like Hello this is horneeey housewives! or Waaas apnin Buttt! Its alrite if its a mate or something, not so good if its like the police, or someone ringing about work...

[Mr.Comedian]

I used to prank all the time but the police caught me, i dont do it now!

[danny1541]

I used to prank me mates sister ( Well nice ) But she reported meh!

Danny.

[Bef]

Lol bet u didnt get a date :P

[danny1541]

Ive read her diary ( A few times ;) )

" There is this lad who keeps pranking me and wont go away he really is annoying "

Lmao

[Mr.Kylee]

I usually get prank calls so mhm :) I did them few times was so funny.

[paradox]

Never done them? Maybe I should.

"Hello can we have a cheese and tomato pizza at 36 Evergreen terrace"
"Hello can you ask people in ur restraunt that I need Amanda Huginkiss" :P

[MYKE!]

Lol my phone is bard from calling asda becuase i used to prank them all the time.

[ChloeDust]

(This is probs the wrong thing to say but Meh) Once me and my m8's at a telly phone box, rang a *** line, well i did, i was the only one who dared lol... then this woman goes: Hello how can i help lol and i go plz help me i ave 3 ***** and stuff like that and my m8s make me laugh and i put on a posh accent as if im serious Lmao its well funny =']

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[Bef]

i used to always do that! Talking bou Prankies my best mate just rang me. Saying Hullo this is Mitch, i was like huh? (I dont no any mitch's) and shes chaffing away to me. Took me bout 5 mins to work out it was her.

[Magnet]

Lmao.. Loving these *Buys credit for phone* Tonight my dark side will show >:P

[Rachi]

OMGGGGGG lmao
I love doin that!!
ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY
Me n mi mate were prankin people and she put it on speaker n dis old man answered.. she jus put da fone down.. that wasnt funny but i'l get er 2 ring people 2nite xD

[Jinxxed]

Lol my phone is bard from calling asda becuase i used to prank them all the time.
Rofl my cousin is barred from loads of numbers. The police will get onto her and she'll be sorry :p

[Yayse]

ahhh prank calls r the best, my friend and i used to ring up numbers (making them up) and sing "Do you sell applecatchers?" down the phone.. one time a man told us he'd go get pam and never came back! (Applecatchers are biiiiig knickers if u got confused). I always used to ring 100 and ask for the number of the toothpick factory... and i once was dared to ring up a balloon company and order balloons and cakes to be delivered to my school... they never came tho :(

[Pulchritudinous]

Lol that would have been good, I'm definately doing that!

You should ring up like 118118 or something, and say whats the number to a cafe in -insert town here- and then say, would you like to come for a tea with me, you see I have no friends, and I'd really like to go to the cafe, so are we still going, and they actually get all serious, once this woman goes 'I'm really sorry I'm working till very late', and I pretended to cry, and put the phone down. :p

[ChloeDust]

Yeh lmao once i said i got a mini toy car shoved up my butt for the *** line thing LOL and i was laughing down the phone and the woman said 'This isnt really a laughing matter you could be in pain' i was like Im not LAUGHING im crying LMAO omg funny times ='']

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[Pulchritudinous]

Yeh lmao once i said i got a mini toy car shoved up my butt for the *** line thing LOL and i was laughing down the phone and the woman said 'This isnt really a laughing matter you could be in pain' i was like Im not LAUGHING im crying LMAO omg funny times ='']

Lol that's on Jackass the movie, I might say that if I ever happen to be phoning the *** line. :p

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[Bef]

Lol i once rang them up saying i um had a cerian sort of envy! They were like So u want to be a man? im like ew no i just want a ding dong. We had like a half hour chat. Apparently alot of girls experience this sort of envy... :\

[Yayse]

Lol that's on Jackass the movie, I might say that if I ever happen to be phoning the séx line. :p

SUCH a good movie


Lol i once rang them up saying i um had a cerian sort of envy! They were like So u want to be a man? im like ew no i just want a ding dong. We had like a half hour chat. Apparently alot of girls experience this sort of envy... :\

lol! *cracks up* x'] ahhh that made me laugh a lot... such randomness

:eusa_shif .... *do you really?* :eusa_shif hehehe, sorry couldn't resist

[lauralol]

LMAO!!! I always used to do that with my mate it's so fun rofl :')

A good one I used to love doing is:

Hi is Mr Walls there?

They reply no

Is Mrs Walls there?

They reply NO!!

Well are there any walls there?

NOO!!!

Well how the hell is your house standing up?!


rofl, it's pretty childish and stupid but it's still hilarious when you have someone down the other end of the phone. Aww me made up such funny things to say, but I can't really put them in words on here, you would have to hear it :')

[Bef]

Nooo I dont want a ding dong... Honest... He... he (crrrud they no my secret!)

[Yayse]

lol, uh oh :s

no matter what i want u to understand i'll always be here for you, *pats back reassuringly* :eusa_shif .... *runs off* mehehehe :p

[ChloeDust]

I said i was growing a ding dong once on the séx line lol i have rung it too many times me thinks Lmao But i ring it in the telephone box so they can't get ya number Lmao

[Bef]

Lol... Nah i dont want one... but i wonder what it feels like!

[Yayse]

good thinking batman edit- to chloe not bef... lol altho come to think of it..

[Bef]

Lol... thinks... Next door neighbour... garden shears... sewing kit... MUAHAHAHAHA

[Butcher11]

Whenever I do prank-calls, I would have to say, in a very deep voice:

"Hey, we have you snipered from outside now, look around you room, see a red dot, that's the aim. My friend is moving it towards you. If you don't throw 50 quid out the window we'll shoot (In background: HOLY HELL THE COPS ARE COMING!!) Oh great, JUST DAM SHOOT!! (Okay will do)"

Then we out the phone down. One time, a boy rang back saying "I'm gonna knock you out when I find you.." LMAO!

Wow, I don't see the funny in that :rolleyes:
And I did for a short amount of time, until I accidently called a cop's house :rolleyes:

[Kardan]

I've done a few. :P Lol, There was this funny one once...

Meh: Hallo (Weird accent) Is Elvis Presley there please?

Man: Yeah, This is him

Meh: No, I want, Elvis Presley. Didn't you hear me!

Man: I am, Elvis presley.

then found out his name was Elvis Presley (Not Elvis of course but a guy who's name happened to be Elvis Presley :P)

Another one where I got pranked (It was my mate's new phone)

Friend called Mark: Hello, This is the Tikka Chicken Massala resturant. What would you like to order.

Me: I never ordered *Hangs up*

Mark: *Rings again* Is that egg fried rice?

Me: Err.... Yeah (Lol...)

Mark: Ok, And some chicken balls?

Me: Yeah...

Mark: Ok that's 56.95 please...

Me: Ok, Send it too the Rainbow Nursery... :P

Mark: Ok, Coming right up! *Hangs up*

Lol.

My other friend, Megan, kept pranking me. Just ringing then hanging up.

So I decided to do it only had 6p credit. I called. Went to hang up but I got distracted by the:


"YOU'VE GOT CREDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!"

Being shouted down the phone (My phone was arm's length away from me)

And I lost my last 6p credit and I couldn't prank her since :(

[Pulchritudinous]

Does anyone here listen to Kiss 100, they do pranks all the time, it's hilarious, they pranked some man.

His name was bob jones, and he had like...*can't think of the accent*, like manchester or something.
And he goes 'This is f*ckin bawb jownessssssss', and Kiss made a song out of it, no-one would find it funny unless they'd heard it.

[Rob]

You should here the cranky boys,
so so funny

[cocaine]

Never have done, never will do.

It's just a waste of money.

Sometimes its scary too!

[ullie]

prank garages from the auto freeway book
me n ma mates have 50 cars to go n buy

[JackHb]

I use to do it when i was like 12 :p
But now i find it very annoying as it happens frequently to me :(

[Fridayz]

:iamwithst haha, none of jacks mates like him so they prank him :badgrin:


I prank call:
Posh Resturants
Posh People
Friends
Grannys
Pizza Hut

:p

Pranking old people is not right, That can scare them and also it's just unfair on them.

But restaurants sure :p

I use an arnold swartchy sound board: "Hi, How are you" in his voice rofl.

[-Soph-]

LOL I prank call:
Restruants
the local pub
next door neighbour
my mum
my dad
my friend
randomers

its really funny me and my friend sing down the phone in a real deep voice
and this is what we do also:

Hello you have reached the MOST annoying phone line in the world!
press 1 if you wanna be annoyed
press 2 if u want me 2 stop annoying you
press 3 if you smell
press 4 if you need a pizza
(it goes on till about 390039 or until they put the phone down :P)