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Today, i woke up at like 6:25 and heard my mum breathing really heavily and then i heard like a weird man's voice going "If you dont come out, im gonna shoot all these people in this house" I say whats going on and my mum says "This man is sitting on our wall saying that" i was like :O and i started getting really scared when i kept hearing him say that, over and over again and he sat on our wall.. my mum straight away called the police but by the time they got here, he was down the road shouting stuff.
In the end hes a friend of my neighbours husband (lol) and he has skitosphrenia(SP???) and he said he had a gun, but my neighbour saw him holding his willy (rofl) and i think, he was just in a mad state and saying he'll shoot us with his willy
so in the end im not dead, that man should be off the streets la la la la
oh also forgot to mention he asked my mum out before and she said no and he got MAD. And he asked another woman out on the bus, she said no and so he violently pushed her down the stairs
If thats a real story then he needs to be put in one of those mental peoples place.
it is, it really is true. And he SHOULD be but didnt they close like loads/all down? and also he hasnt been taking his medication (my neighbour knows him) and that he keeps going hospital, but they keep letting him out. Stupid tbh.
cocaine
14-09-2007, 06:50 AM
why couldnt you just look through the window to see if he was actually holding a gun?
dannyisnotamazing
14-09-2007, 06:53 AM
you'd know the difference between a gun and a penis. :S
why couldnt you just look through the window to see if he was actually holding a gun?
He was proberly too scared.
And if he was holding a gun he might of shot him through the window.
cocaine
14-09-2007, 06:54 AM
He was proberly too scared.
And if he was holding a gun he might of shot him through the window.
rofl. the first thing i'd go do is to see if it is actally a mass murderer holding a gun, i wouldnt run to the back room, for all you know it could be a kid playing a prank.
jesus
14-09-2007, 07:02 AM
That's the worst possible way to wake up.
Damn.
jrh2002
14-09-2007, 10:48 AM
He was proberly too scared.
And if he was holding a gun he might of shot him through the window.
I would sooner be shot by a gun than what he was threatening to shoot you with :O How do people like that get allowed to walk our streets :eusa_wall
[DC]eption
14-09-2007, 10:51 AM
I would have checked the window...
CJW93
14-09-2007, 02:35 PM
Talking out your ars
adidas™
14-09-2007, 03:04 PM
its alryt people saying "oh i wudda done this.. n such" but when ure in the position, and ure panicking... it would be a different story.
today
14-09-2007, 03:06 PM
yh tbh i wouldnt go to the window cus of the wacko's today.
Technologic
14-09-2007, 03:13 PM
you'd know the difference between a gun and a penis. :S
You wouldn't eaxctl go to the window and look out thinking "hmm.. is that a gun or not?"
whoooosh
14-09-2007, 03:37 PM
Lol sounds pretty funny
Ramones
14-09-2007, 03:45 PM
so if the guy tells you to go outside or he'll shoot you would you not go outside and actually see if he has a gun? it's probably more stupid staying inside and not seeing if he has a gun because if he was for real you would be dead.
Ashhizzle
14-09-2007, 03:48 PM
I would of pulled out a real gun & shot him XO
LOL!
don't you people have morning alarms? or is he your alarm clock :O!
Schizophrenics generally have hallucinations, they don't run around with their penis out. Either you are lying or you got his illness wrong.
FlyingJesus
14-09-2007, 06:06 PM
So what you're telling us is you got scared by a penis.
Lol that is a funny story
Decapitated!
14-09-2007, 06:16 PM
he means skitzafrensia or whatever split personality my brother has it but its not really that bad for him
lAdmire
14-09-2007, 08:13 PM
that's freaky!
omg.
lol finally had a chance to look at this thread lol... basically i didnt get scared by a penis, but my neighbour "thought" she saw him holding his penis, it isnt like definate or anything... and i dont have his condition mixed up coz my neighbour actually knows him, and says he hasnt been taking his medication and he is pretty dangerous. Also as someone said, you panic, you dont exactly wanna look out the window, and it def was not a kid playing a prank, you could tell.
Can bullets go through brick?
Can bullets go through brick?
lol maybe xP but that guy is like big and strong..
GommeInc
14-09-2007, 08:42 PM
Can bullets go through brick?
Doors, windows, some houses have crappy walls or he could do my way of mass murdering and knock down doors and windows.
I am glad there isn;t really a way for that to happen where I live, I am far away from anything and anyone trespassing to my front door would be shot or threatened anyway.
Doors, windows, some houses have crappy walls or he could do my way of mass murdering and knock down doors and windows.
I am glad there isn;t really a way for that to happen where I live, I am far away from anything and anyone trespassing to my front door would be shot or threatened anyway.
lucky for u, i live in a council estate and was unlucky enough for him to choose my house to him say he was gonna kill everyone inside :rolleyes:
today
14-09-2007, 08:52 PM
Such a friendly family yours then.
Doors, windows, some houses have crappy walls or he could do my way of mass murdering and knock down doors and windows.
I am glad there isn;t really a way for that to happen where I live, I am far away from anything and anyone trespassing to my front door would be shot or threatened anyway.
niaux
14-09-2007, 08:52 PM
Today, i woke up at like 6:25 and heard my mum breathing really heavily and then i heard like a weird man's voice going "If you dont come out, im gonna shoot all these people in this house" I say whats going on and my mum says "This man is sitting on our wall saying that" i was like :O and i started getting really scared when i kept hearing him say that, over and over again and he sat on our wall.. my mum straight away called the police but by the time they got here, he was down the road shouting stuff.
In the end hes a friend of my neighbours husband (lol) and he has skitosphrenia(SP???) and he said he had a gun, but my neighbour saw him holding his willy (rofl) and i think, he was just in a mad state and saying he'll shoot us with his willy
so in the end im not dead, that man should be off the streets la la la la
oh also forgot to mention he asked my mum out before and she said no and he got MAD. And he asked another woman out on the bus, she said no and so he violently pushed her down the stairs
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
whats the lol about? and lol@hollywood lol :P
348GTS
14-09-2007, 11:13 PM
Wow, thats pretty scary. I probably would have taken my knife and like looked out the window.
Wow, thats pretty scary. I probably would have taken my knife and like looked out the window.
thats what i thought afterwards, but during it i had no idea what to do, you dont think straight in them kind of situations
-Wolverine
15-09-2007, 09:42 AM
'Is that a gun in your pants or are you just excited to see me?
Oh ****, it is a gun, oh no wait it's just your penis.'
'Is that a gun in your pants or are you just excited to see me?
Oh ****, it is a gun, oh no wait it's just your penis.'i lol'd irl, ofc at the time we didnt know he didnt have a gun xP but my neighbour thinks she saw him holding his penis, kinda funny afterwards lol
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