Have you ever been "caught"

[&]

You know full well what i mean.
I got caught 10minutes ago right in the middle of orgasm, and it made me wonder.

Sorry for the detailsLOL

[Energizer]

no .

[Nemo]

yer, made a thread on it

[Lycan]

uhhhhhhh... ew?

[Jamesy]

nearly... I had my hand covered in...it... when my mum walked in so i held it behind my back and she didnt notice :D

close one tho

[whoooosh]

Lol unlucky

[Slash]

yeah.. thanks for sharing that..

[Fishermaaan]

lol nearly been caught loool
Was in da bathroom for like 20 min >_<
Ma mum was wonderin, she came in and i was jus lookin at the mirror pretending it to be normal, well, my ====) was still out but ehhhh....=P

And dude, what happened when you was caught? lol

[&]

he dropped my ink acrtridge and walked out lol.

[Mortalized]

LOL! No I havent

Tough Break dude!

[benjamin]

he dropped my ink acrtridge and walked out lol.
Haha, who was it that walked in?

No I havn't.. But I nearly have loads of times >_>

[Jamie!]

Nah, neither having a tug or ******** someone.

Me mam must know what I've been doing up in my room with lasses though 'cause she keeps dropping hints about it.. hated it like.

Dunno what I'd do if I got caught :P.

[Fishermaaan]

Me too lol
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Ill be well embarressed,
Lol, i hope i never get caught tbh =P

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[WarezKid]

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[&]

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well aint that nice to know!!

[WarezKid]

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Thanks for removing all my text :rolleyes:


well aint that nice to know!!

Yep :P

[FlyingJesus]

Never been caught alone, stepdad walked in on me taking my woman in the rear though.

[sock]

Never been caught alone, stepdad walked in on me taking my woman in the rear though.

lol

No I haven't, nearly though.

[Alkaz]

almost, i was downstairs and i was well bored and i thought i would .. and my sis came down and i didnt hear her pmsl.

[jesus]

My ex-girlfriends sister walked in on us once I think.

She thought one of us was crying.

[Soy]

No lol it sucks to be you
jk ^^

[Leeroy]

yep 3 times ied say

[Dentafrice,]

You know full well what i mean.
I got caught 10minutes ago right in the middle of orgasm, and it made me wonder.

Sorry for the detailsLOL

Yeah a couple of weeks ago.. it was so awkward.. my mom walked in i was like.. oops.

[Charlie]

Almost. I just have the common sense to do it when everyone in my house is asleep.

[jesus]

I notice that it's all males posting.

Dirty boys.

[crans]

erm no, i have a lock on my door.

[Nemo]

Almost. I just have the common sense to do it when everyone in my house is asleep.


I notice that it's all males posting.

Dirty boys.Rawries aint a male.

[jesus]

Rawries aint a male.My bad, sorry rawries :8

[Nemo]

My bad, sorry rawries :8You ought to be :]

i have the same tactics of rawries

[Charlie]

My bad, sorry rawries :8

Hah, it's okay. Most people do it. :P

[Stephen]

My sisters friend caught me and she was like oooo can I do the job for you and I was like yeahhh babbyyyyy and she was like oooo yeah I have a nipple erectionnn!!!


Erm no I havent actually. Almost have a couple of times.



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[Lycan]

how much of that is true...

[jesus]

Read the small bit of it.

[348GTS]

Never been caught alone, stepdad walked in on me taking my woman in the rear though.

Hahaha.

Never, thankgod.

[England]

My sisters friend caught me and she was like oooo can I do the job for you and I was like yeahhh babbyyyyy and she was like oooo yeah I have a nipple erectionnn!!!


Erm no I havent actually. Almost have a couple of times.
Are you sure that wasn't your sister rather than your sister's friend?

[Stephen]

God sake why the **** am I getting ripped all the time you bullies!

I WILL GET MY REVENGE ON YOU ALL!!

[Charlie]

Never been caught alone, stepdad walked in on me taking my woman in the rear though.

Haha, that would have been a classic moment.

[[DC]eption]

God sake why the **** am I getting ripped all the time you bullies!

I WILL GET MY REVENGE ON YOU ALL!!


Cause your a ***.

[stratosphere]

I leave my door open a bit to hear who is coming up the stairs xD

[Moh]

iv never been caught, nearly many times :P
but atm were getting new carpets on the stairs so I can hear ppl coming upstairs :p

anoying this is, my beds broken and if I move it makes a squeeky noise :s

[iluv2spam]

Never been caught alone, stepdad walked in on me taking my woman in the rear though.

... You mean giving?

[Lycan]

I leave my door open a bit to hear who is coming up the stairs xD


Sadly it means people on the stairs can hear *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

[Nemo]

Sadly it means people on the stairs can hear *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*Lol. Not really, coz if u hear them at the bottom of the stairs, u can stop :]

[Liam!]

nearly, lol.

[@xP]

No .

[Rasq]

yh i came all over my mums keybourd when my pc was broke, huge load.

[Lycan]

yh i came all over my mums keybourd when my pc was broke, huge load.



Roughly trainslated to, i tried once but i got so annoyed that i kicked the computer and went to watch the tweenies instead.

[Rasq]

lol ^^^^^^^ irl


atleast my came isnt see-through

[FlyingJesus]

... You mean giving?

No.. obviously I was giving as she doesn't have a penis, but the term "taking" someone means the same - it's not the same as "taking it from".

[Lycan]

lol ^^^^^^^ irl


atleast my came isnt see-through

:o , it isn't!!!!!! . quickly get Captain Pugwash, with the aid of Seaman Stains and Master bates we'll soon get to the bottom of this mystery.

[Brody]

few close calls but nope

[Metric.]

omf i walked on on my brother nailing his girlfriend.

[D4NNY.W]

My Sista Walked In On Me When I Was Doing It On A Bed

[Marky.]

I dont think ive been caught any way, but i think people have heard me boshin a **** out

[Technologic]

Nope. Very nealry though

[Nixt]

Luckily not...

[Spherical]

Ah this thread has given me so many laughs my side hurts. :]

[Lycan]

worked in on a girl called charlotte spencer... twas intresting

[dirrty]

nope, never caught. i have sense to do it either when no one is at home or when everyone is sleeping. not when people are in the other room and can easily walk in :rolleyes:

[Spherical]

worked in on a girl called charlotte spencer... twas intresting

Oh you horrible mean person :]
No you didn't.

-reports for rudness- ;o

[iluv2spam]

ave you spherical? lol

[Spherical]

Nopes :)

[Lycan]

Oh you horrible mean person :]
No you didn't.

-reports for rudness- ;o


You say that, but you don't mean it.... you love me really.

[Spherical]

You say that, but you don't mean it.... you love me really.

Damn you and your objective nature, yes, I love you kay?
Horrible =[

[WarezKid]

just got caught 2 nights ago ;/

[Spherical]

just got caught 2 nights ago ;/

Aww, what did they say?

[iluv2spam]

omg i got -rep from tis thread!11111

[Spherical]

omg i got -rep from tis thread!11111

:o Oh noes + rep

[iluv2spam]

I'll +rep you back because you get this uber special GRAY REP!!!

[Spherical]

Grey rep?

[&]

When you have no reputation power the rep icon gets shown as a grey one i think,

[iluv2spam]

yah *throws pokiball at head* :<

[&]

i would -rep you more but unfortunatley, i cant atm :((

[WarezKid]

Aww, what did they say?


nothing it was like 12 at night and when i went to the loo with my "wet pants" they saw :rolleyes:

Didnt say anything lol

They gave a dirty look LOL

[Spherical]

nothing it was like 12 at night and when i went to the loo with my "wet pants" they saw :rolleyes:

Didnt say anything lol

They gave a dirty look LOL

Hahaha awwww.

[Lycan]

Hahaha awwww.



... Not like when i walked in on you..... different kind of dirty look

[Spherical]

... Not like when i walked in on you..... different kind of dirty look

Considering you've never been to my house, thats hard to believe :P

[Lycan]

Considering you've never been to my house, thats hard to believe :P


Who said anything about your house? , Come on.... no point lying to theese people. i gotcha , i gotcha gooood

[Spherical]

Who said anything about your house? , Come on.... no point lying to theese people. i gotcha , i gotcha gooood

Nope, no idea what you're going on about :]

[Lycan]

Nope, no idea what you're going on about :]


Okies..... ;) play it your way :eusa_whis

[Spherical]

Okies..... ;) play it your way :eusa_whis

Not playing anything, I'm a good girl.
You're probably think of other people we know :]

[YoManGo!]

nope.
im sneaky.

[.=.=3x=.=.]

Nope never been caught.
Do it when everyone's asleep.
And i don't take long either.
Get in, tug, splash, clean, into bed.
Simple =]

[Spherical]

nope.
im sneaky.

You need to teach everyone your tricks, all these guys being caught and embarassed.

[bo$$]

he dropped my ink acrtridge and walked out lol.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
People need to learn to be sneakier

[Nemo]

I dont have a door on my room, but ive only ever been caught almost downstairs lol (which has a kind of lock aswell)-_-

[T0M]

Nope thank god, i wouldnt be able to look person in the ey again if it was me mum/dad

[Moh]

only ever been caught almost downstairs lol (which has a kind of lock aswell)-_-
Take it u got bored downstairs so just decided nows the best moment?

[Camy]

I'm glad to say i havnt, people knock on the door before they come in, in my house :D

[Breakfloor]

almost about 3 times. BUT thats because i was doing it in the front room with the front room door open.

i should really stop doing it in the front room.

[Markness.]

once, t'was awkward. my dad tried to give me that 'man talk' i wos all like "go f yourself"

do it on your compute rchair, with the chair propped aginst your door :)

[TitaniumRubber]

I was caught by my mum a few years ago in my garage, i was getting heads but she hid behind a door and i put my hand on my... to make it look like...

[Natasha13]

Lol unlucky
erm exscuse me how do you get in the hotel? please can you tell me?

[iluv2spam]

erm exscuse me how do you get in the hotel? please can you tell me?
***? is this a prozzie?

[dannyisnotamazing]

***? is this a prozzie?
LOL.

people need to hint more at what they got caught at, cos some people mean sex some mean a tug lol.

I haven't been caught ******* no, lol. It would be awkward and very strange to like talk to them again imo if it's your parents anyway.

[lAdmire]

Sorry, saving myself. So, don't do those things. People on here might see me as a goody goody but really I don't like trouble. I always feel guilty. Your conscience bothers you MAD! So, I try to stay away from trouble as much as possible. & plus my mom, I swear she's psychic. She knows things without you telling her.

[Nemo]

Take it u got bored downstairs so just decided nows the best moment?
I guess you could say that.. although i thought everyone was asleep

[ItsDave]

It was close like yesterday... >.< like so close, but no I havent

[Wiley]

nearly... I had my hand covered in...it... when my mum walked in so i held it behind my back and she didnt notice :D

close one tho


EW THATS DISGUSTING.

WHY DIDNT YOU USE A TISSUE?

[Jazza]

Never been caught, hardly ever do it so not much of a chance of it happening.

[Lord_Gig]

Never been caught, hardly ever do it so not much of a chance of it happening.

How do you cope? :O!

I've never been caught having a tug, my little brother walked in my room whilst me and my ex was having abit of fun, was quite..... awkward.

[le harry]

close, but thankfully I havn't.

[@K]

I have once, I found it hilarious because I was at my mates house party, and I was in one of the spare rooms with my girlfriend, and 3 of my mates walked in, and after that they must of come back 2 more times or so after realising what was happening, shame thought because I couldn't finish because of them :( :P

Edit:My little brother walked in on me and my girlfriend in my room whilst she was giving me head :P

[Moh]

WHY DIDNT YOU USE A TISSUE?
He couldnt use it if his mum just walked in :l

[Shrlurp]

Yes a few times, they act normal about it though seems as its pretty obv i'm having a ****.

[Xarea]

No, lol.?

[Antony]

nearly but never been cought ;p

[&]

Just to let you know, im not one of those curious kids >.<!

[adidas™]

lool, nope.

[Thq]

nah i only do it when im alone in the house.

[benjamin]

Nearly got caught than more than ******* on saturday >_>

Don't even GO there.

[bigdavecox90]

You should try having a "Danger W**k" Start ************, wait until your just about to come, and then shout "Mum, I need you a minute" ;) lol

[Camy]

You should try having a "Danger W**k" Start ************, wait until your just about to come, and then shout "Mum, I need you a minute" ;) lol
Lmao

:eusa_clap

[bigdavecox90]

It's a classic innit? Never tried it, lol, but always thought it sounds quite funny.

[patrick.]

No thank goodness
Anyway
has anyone played soggy biscuit
LOL AT IT
IF ANYONE ASKS YOU IF THEY WANNA PLAY SAY NO
Not ''what is it?'' plain simple NO

[dannyisnotamazing]

No thank goodness
Anyway
has anyone played soggy biscuit
LOL AT IT
IF ANYONE ASKS YOU IF THEY WANNA PLAY SAY NO
Not ''what is it?'' plain simple NO

cummy biscuit, limp biscuit, Soggy Sao, pass the cracker or ooky cookie is a male ************ game reportedly played in typically teenage male-oriented groups. The participants stand around a biscuit ************ until ejaculating onto it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit. It is thought to have originated in Australia sometime in the 1960s.

nice.. :neutral:

[Ella]

some guys play very strange games....

[Lycan]

some guys play very strange games....

like you've never been caught

[Ella]

like you've never been caught
No, no I haven't :D

[Lycan]

No, no I haven't :D


I'm sure?

[Ella]

You should be.
And how about you?
:P

[Lycan]

i've already replied earlier in this thread... nopei've never been 'caught' even if you have

[Ella]

I have never been caught.
Because I'm a good ickle girl. o=]

[Lycan]

I have never been caught.
Because I'm a good ickle girl. o=]

meaning yes?

[Ella]

No meaning I'm good ickle girl o=]
And you know it! :P

[Lycan]

No meaning I'm good ickle girl o=]
And you know it! :P



Do i?... if you say so ;)

[Sly]

Ooh a nearly did before 'cos thought me mum and dad was asleep but then me dad came out of his room and i was like *jumps under the covers*

[Ugawa]

No some people are smart enough to listen out if someones coming lol i ddnt mean dat literally lol

[viperkyle1]

Yeah i did once. I was quite far into it when a girl that was staying round came in and i didnt notice. I screamed with my hand still wrapped around it. She starred at it and slowly walked out of the room. It was one of the worst experiences in my life.

[Sly]

Yeah i did once. I was quite far into it when a girl that was staying round came in and i didnt notice. I screamed with my hand still wrapped around it. She starred at it and slowly walked out of the room. It was one of the worst experiences in my life.
Rather cheeky dashin off for a quick **** when you got company round.

[cocaine]

Rather cheeky dashin off for a quick **** when you got company round.

LOL innit, how rude.

[jesus]

Rather cheeky dashin off for a quick **** when you got company round.yer why didnt you ask her to join in?!

[Zuar]

no, i'm to clever.

[CrazyColaist]

so u got caught jerkin?/


never happened to me.

[iamgod800]

many times. i got caught today actualy wen i had a pull on the bus. sum girl was like "ew. what u doin freak" and i wos like "its natural ya stupid cow" lol.

[Soka]

many times. i got caught today actualy wen i had a pull on the bus. sum girl was like "ew. what u doin freak" and i wos like "its natural ya stupid cow" lol.

yeh sure mate, think you'd get arrested for that.

nah i haven't being caught, but i've walked in on my bro so i pretended i didn't see lol :rolleyes:
it was very awkward that night at tea

[r3ppin2k7bl4d]

once i wuz in tesko wiv mi gr4n & g0t 'c0rt'

[BIG-BAD-BOSS]

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[Jdm1]

Yes it twas cool

[Jdm1]

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Please do not avoid ze filter

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[Lycan]

Yes it twas cool


Please do not avoid ze filter


why you being an idiot and telling him not to avoid the filter.... when your clearly double posting..

[Jdm1]

why you being an idiot and telling him not to avoid the filter.... when your clearly double posting..
Im not. I didn't notice that untl after the 1st post

[Lycan]

thats right you must of forgotton you posted just over a minute earlier.....


Considered Edit?

Idiot.

[Jdm1]

thats right you must of forgotton you posted just over a minute earlier.....


Considered Edit?

Idiot.
I don't know my browser took me to the bottom of the page.

[Lycan]

I don't know my browser took me to the bottom of the page.


lost the ability to scroll?

[Jdm1]

lost the ability to scroll?

Yes i had an autotyper going which makes the browser go manic.

[Lycan]

Yes i had an autotyper going which makes the browser go manic.


You have a Macro program... not an 'Autotyper' .. i suggest disabling your macro and scrolling... let alone learning how to use the edit feature.

[BIG-BAD-BOSS]

Please do not avoid ze filter

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[iamgod800]

HAHA OWNED. :eusa_clap

shut up moron. :rolleyes:

[Jdm1]

shut up moron. :rolleyes:
Now your backing me up:S

[Jordan,]

nope never ;) ;P

[explosion]

dad walked in on my ***** riding me, he just laughed n walked out.

[iamgod800]

dad walked in on my ***** riding me, he just laughed n walked out.

dad walked in on my step mum riding me, he just laughed n walked out.

[Grig]

Lmao what a silly thread and no I haven't lol... I nearly did once but my reacton time is like the speed of light :P

[Mikkaoz]

Lmao what a silly thread and no I haven't lol... I nearly did once but my reacton time is like the speed of light :P

Aww Grig you wish don't you. Your reaction speed is like a fishes memory. :P

And no I have never been caught. :)

[nicci]

LMAO

omggggg this thread is almost as funny as the small penis one hahahah

[Dentafrice,]

LMAO

omggggg this thread is almost as funny as the small penis one hahahah
Well have you or haven't you? :]

[Yux]

eeesh worst moment of your life I bet

Nearly got caught I half pulled my trousers up and was sitting there on my bed

[Method]

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[Fez]

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But you just made a thread asking how to do it?

Spammer

[Method]

yh but in the space of that thread i just decided to tug it and my dad walking in and because its sunday we av made our day starting wiv today its gr8

[Fez]

very unlikely

-REP

[Jaiisun]

HINT: If you're feeling rebellious, try the "danger tug"...
Begin with shouting your parents at the top of your voice...
Then, tug, tug, tug...
If you finish before they come in- YOU WIN!
If not... well... you're pretty ******.

[Sammeth.]

HINT: If you're feeling rebellious, try the "danger tug"...
Begin with shouting your parents at the top of your voice...
Then, tug, tug, tug...
If you finish before they come in- YOU WIN!
If not... well... you're pretty ******.

I doubt anyone could finish in like 20 seconds....

[alex 1889]

no and i hopefully never will, thanks to the door bolter 4000

[Jaiisun]

Sammeth; nothing is impossible ;P!

[Mrak-Face]

Are we talking about sex... or jerking?

[Nemo]

Are we talking about sex... or jerking?
both.....mainly jerking.

[Mrak-Face]

both.....mainly jerking.

Oh. No, I've never been caught. But then again I VERY rarely do it... maybe a few times a month?

[Technologic]

Oh. No, I've never been caught. But then again I VERY rarely do it... maybe a few times a month?
dont you get like a permanent boner? :l

[Jamesy]

dont you get like a permanent boner? :l

Maybe the opposite, maybe he can't get it up :O

[benjamin]

i got caught pretending to have sex in paris
was hilarious
like 3am was doing random sex positions with 2 other people and screaming like 'OH **** ON MY CHEST ITS SO WARM N RUNNY OHHHHHHH RUB IT IN YEAH BABY' and then the teacher walked in

lol.

[Jamesy]

i got caught pretending to have sex in paris
was hilarious
like 3am was doing random sex positions with 2 other people and screaming like 'OH **** ON MY CHEST ITS SO WARM N RUNNY OHHHHHHH RUB IT IN YEAH BABY' and then the teacher walked in

lol.

When I went to france they made boys and girls sleep opposite sides of the hotel. Gits...

[benjamin]

When I went to france they made boys and girls sleep opposite sides of the hotel. Gits...
they did with us too
no one listened lol
we had 11 people in 3 single beds pushed together
was a bit of a crack.

[Jamesy]

ORGY!

Our hotel sucked. It was more like a travel in...

[Mrak-Face]

dont you get like a permanent boner? :l

Nah. I'm just not that horny. I mean, I have sex... but not that often.

Call me weird and all.

[BobX]

I have almost once.. My mum walked in and the site was right up. And i was sitting there with me trousers down n then she walked in, went straight to the other side of the room, looked out the window n back out again without noticing.

[Chadwick]

If i'm having a really good one then i won't bother stopping if i here my parents coming because lets face it they know im doing it anyway so why try deceive them ?
But i went for one in school once and it was rather embarrassing 'cos i didn't realize how red i had gotten and when i went back to my p.e class everyone knew what i had been doing 'cos i still had a semi on.

[cocaine]

I have almost once.. My mum walked in and the site was right up. And i was sitting there with me trousers down n then she walked in, went straight to the other side of the room, looked out the window n back out again without noticing.

what do you mean "almost"?

yeah i doubt that she never noticed you :rolleyes:

[Cypher-]

got caught by this girls dad, they are the snobby kind of rich people and he used all these exagerated proclamations to try and make out how bad it was, wish i could of had a go at his wife, poor old girl just hanging in there by herself :(

[Earthquake]

HINT: If you're feeling rebellious, try the "danger tug"...
Begin with shouting your parents at the top of your voice...
Then, tug, tug, tug...
If you finish before they come in- YOU WIN!
If not... well... you're pretty ******.

dont think i want to think of my parents while jerking of..

[benjamin]

i got caught about an hour ago
sorta
i was with someone in their room and their mum walked in lol

[Earthquake]

i got caught about an hour ago
sorta
i was with someone in their room and their mum walked in lol
did she help u? or..

[benjamin]

did she help u? or..
who the mum? what, uh. you confused me.

[Earthquake]

who the mum? what, uh. you confused me.
ye the mum bruv

[&]

ye the mum bruv
its about time you got banned =]

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[alex 1889]

Every time we have a school trip where we stay the night we pretend to, then like forty teachers burst in saying "whats going on?"

Althoough i swear i think they know

[Jamesy]

They just want to sit and watch...

[alex 1889]

They just want to sit and watch...
:D i think your right.

[Jamesy]

Or you disturbed them 0_o

[alex 1889]

Or you disturbed them 0_o
no all they were doing was standing outside the doors and listening in. Yet my mate climbed out his dorm window and came into our dorm without getting caught...

[drama]

ICCY BICCY.