God gets sued!

[Frodo13.]

lol, read this

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20070919/tod-us-justice-religion-offbeat-f62056d_1.html

[cocaine]

Neither God nor his/her spokespersons could be contacted for comment.

i wonder why.

[Concentric2]

Edit: ohhh

Chambers told local media he filed the suit to make a point about frivolous lawsuits frequently seen in US courts, citing a recent one against a judge.

[Virgin Mary]

h o l y you aint got no aliby "/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Technologic]

Rofll at the last line

[jrh2002]

WASHINGTON (AFP) - A court in Nebraska is being asked to cast judgement on the ultimate judge -- God.

State lawmaker Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit Friday against the Almighty -- acknowledging he/she goes by numerous aliases -- for causing "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues" and other alliterative catastrophes.
The suit, Chambers vs God, asks the court for a "permanent injunction ordering defendant (God) to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terrorist threats" which affect innumerable persons, including Chambers's constituents.
It asserts that God is "the admitted perpetrator" of such acts and said that God's omnipresence gives the local Douglas County District Court jurisdiction in the suit, adding that God's omniscience eliminates the need to issue a formal notice of the lawsuit.
Chambers told local media he filed the suit to make a point about frivolous lawsuits frequently seen in US courts, citing a recent one against a judge.
He asked the court to award him an unspecified summary judgment against God, or, in the alternative, issue a permanent injunction against God engaging in the damaging acts cited in the filing.
Neither God nor his/her spokespersons could be contacted for comment.

[Jazza]

I'd bet you £100 he's seen the film 'The man who sued god' ;)

[Naruto!]

WASHINGTON (AFP) - A court in Nebraska is being asked to cast judgement on the ultimate judge -- God.

State lawmaker Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit Friday against the Almighty -- acknowledging he/she goes by numerous aliases -- for causing "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues" and other alliterative catastrophes.
The suit, Chambers vs God, asks the court for a "permanent injunction ordering defendant (God) to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terrorist threats" which affect innumerable persons, including Chambers's constituents.
It asserts that God is "the admitted perpetrator" of such acts and said that God's omnipresence gives the local Douglas County District Court jurisdiction in the suit, adding that God's omniscience eliminates the need to issue a formal notice of the lawsuit.
Chambers told local media he filed the suit to make a point about frivolous lawsuits frequently seen in US courts, citing a recent one against a judge.
He asked the court to award him an unspecified summary judgment against God, or, in the alternative, issue a permanent injunction against God engaging in the damaging acts cited in the filing.
Neither God nor his/her spokespersons could be contacted for comment.
Elite copying skills mate.

[dirrty]

lmao that is the most stupid thing ive seen imo.

[jrh2002]

Elite copying skills mate.

I know :eusa_danc

just showing how simple it is to do instead of just posting a link :eusa_whis

[GommeInc]

The judge's task is simple. Tell him that God won't do anything bad again. It's a quick answer and he gets nothing out of it and the government doesn't lose any money.

But if they want an argument, then the judge just needs to say free will "/

[-Soph-]

"Neither God nor his/her spokespersons could be contacted for comment."


L-O-L.

This is the funnies thing i've heard in a longgg time.

[whoooosh]

I'd bet you £100 he's seen the film 'The man who sued god' ;)

lol that film ****** me off

[shok]

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