Such a tease :(

[Moh]

Well I get on the bus to college every day, and by the time I get on the bus the bus is full. So I end up standing at the front, but every day there is this boy (I know him, he went to my school etc..) who I have a crush on, shame hes straight :(
But because he gets off the bus before me, it means he has to squeez through loads of ppl, meaning he ends up rubbing against me :'(

Such a tease eh? (Well not realy tease, duno what to call it realy)

[Falcon]

BUS FETISH X

[Moh]

BUS FETISH X
How is it a fetish? Especialy a Bus Fetish?
I like him, dont exactly wana do him on the bus :p

[Falcon]

Orite, i miss read it!!

[jesus]

grab his bum

[Moh]

Orite, i miss read it!!
pmsl np :p
The main point was just on about when he gets off the bus he well in simple words, rubs his self against me :p

[Falcon]

*** on his shoe

[uffie]

Thats not teasing somebody, it's just accidental.

[Moh]

*** on his shoe
Erm lol? Hes not gay and I dont realy wana pleasure my self on a bus :l


Thats not teasing somebody, it's just accidental.
I know hes not doing it on purpose, he dosnt even know im gay, I mean the point of him doing it is teasing me :p

[jesus]

lol dats kinda creepy

[Moh]

lol dats kinda creepy
Whats creepy?

[Jamesy]

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[benjamin]

grab his bum
ye!! he wudnt realise coz its like all crammy

[Jamesy]

Stick it in his pooper :) Its crowded, He won't realise :D

[Fifteen]

Stick it in his pooper :) Its crowded, He won't realise :D


Lol, on a bus? o dear.

[benjamin]

Stick it in his pooper :) Its crowded, He won't realise :D
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[Moh]

LOL well no he wudnt notice if he was naked & had a bucket
Whats the bucket for?

[benjamin]

Whats the bucket for?
i think you misunderstood what i ment by bucket, lol..

[Falcon]

Is this the night bus?

[Moh]

i think you misunderstood what i ment by bucket, lol..
Yea im still confused, never heared of that expresion


Is this the night bus?
Moring (8:30ish)
Night (4-5ish)

[benjamin]

Yea im still confused, never heared of that expresion


Moring (8:30ish)
Night (4-5ish)
urm

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bucket

read number two, and replace 'vagina' with 'bum'

[!!Max!!]

i just read this thread and laughed over and over.

oh dear.

[Moh]

urm

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bucket

read number two, and replace 'vagina' with 'bum'
Oh.....

[Bun]

kinda creepy thread.

[Moh]

kinda creepy thread.
Whats so creepy?

[jesus]

yer thats wot i sed

[Falcon]

as i sais it's a hidden fetish

[Moh]

as i sais it's a hidden fetish
Hows it a fetish :S
I like the boy, but I cant have him, he touches me in a non sexual way, but because I cant have him its anoying.

[ScottDiamond.]

You better keep little Jack jr. down or he'll find out!

[today]

i agree its creepy, u get turned on by someone dry humping, its not even that rly is it!?!?

Peh, you need the real fing mate.

get ova da fetish yuh? & just do him.

[jesus]

he touches me in a non sexual waynt on purpose!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Moh]

nt on purpose!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea, I though ppl wd of knew that by now :p

[Jamesy]

Make him drop the soap in your P.E. Changing rooms

[jesus]

Make him drop the soap in your P.E. Changing roomsLOL as if that ever happens

[Moh]

Make him drop the soap in your P.E. Changing rooms
1 - This is the UK, no 1 gets showers
2 - Were at college, he in a dif building though
3 - What if it was Soap on a rope?

[Falcon]

we have showers at school and i'm in the uk

[benjamin]

1 - This is the UK, no 1 gets showers
2 - Were at college, he in a dif building though
3 - What if it was Soap on a rope?
I'm in the UK and my school has showers lol

[ScottDiamond.]

1 - This is the UK, no 1 gets showers
2 - Were at college, he in a dif building though
3 - What if it was Soap on a rope?

Corner him in a stairwell and get the action going.

[Assassinator]

1 - This is the UK, no 1 gets showers
2 - Were at college, he in a dif building though
3 - What if it was Soap on a rope?

1. Im in the UK, I have Showers

Why dont you just tell him or something.

[ScottDiamond.]

1. Im in the UK, I have Showers

Why dont you just tell him or something.

I can imagine someone coming up to me and going "I fancy you".

I'd punch them..

[Favourtism]

1. Im in the UK, I have Showers

Why dont you just tell him or something.
Same regarding the showers.

Oh and he has already mentioned that this lad he fancies is straight so I don't really recomend that.

[Moh]

Well yea, we have showers but no 1 uses them lol

[alex 1889]

Bus rape?

[lolwut]

What he probably means is that every school in the UK does actually have showers but no one uses them.

Do you see him on campus? Like regularly? If you do, then you could maybe let him know, but as always there's a chance he'll hate you and run a mile. But, you wont know if you don't try...

[ed2000]

Aww Jack, you like him that much lol? bless ya! If you like someone, just tell them because at the end of the day keeping something hidden only causes more teasing lol! Are you sure his straight because i know a few people who say they are but are actually bi... you never know ;)