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Mr.Sam
17-10-2007, 07:54 PM
The following is the transcript of an actual radio
conversation in October 1995,between a US Navy ship and The British authorities,off the Scottish North coast.The transcript was released by the MoD on 10/10/95

BRITISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South,to avoid collision.

US Navy:Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

BRITISH:Negative.You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

US Navy:This is the Captain of US Navy ship.I say again,divert YOUR course.

BRITISH:Negative.I say again.You will have to divert your course.

US NAVY:THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN.THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET.WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY 3 DESTROYERS, 3 CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS.DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH,THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

BRITISH : We are a lighthouse. **** off.

cocaine
17-10-2007, 07:56 PM
i dnt get it

dannyisnotamazing
17-10-2007, 07:56 PM
LOOOL.

Jazza
17-10-2007, 08:11 PM
I lol'd so much

Technologic
17-10-2007, 08:14 PM
LOL AT THATv +rep

Yoshimitsui
17-10-2007, 08:19 PM
LOL! Is that real? Or do i movey to jokes?

Sammeth.
17-10-2007, 08:22 PM
LOL! Is that real? Or do i movey to jokes?
Its a joke, but a funny one so needs to be exposed tbh!!

Moh
17-10-2007, 08:22 PM
LOL! Is that real? Or do i movey to jokes?

prob Real xD

Nemo
17-10-2007, 08:24 PM
omg i lol'd so hard

mat64
17-10-2007, 08:24 PM
Haha very nice! :P

BIG-BAD-BOSS
17-10-2007, 08:29 PM
lol flipping hamburger eatin' ****.

5,5
17-10-2007, 08:33 PM
Lol, we americans are actually taht arogant. xD

Jamesy
17-10-2007, 08:34 PM
Hehe I thought it was aserious thing until I read the last line.

hehe good one!

Earthquake
17-10-2007, 08:36 PM
LOOOLL!! Thats well good!

Mr.Sam
17-10-2007, 09:37 PM
it is real...

The following is the transcript of an actual radio
conversation in October 1995,between a US Navy ship and The British authorities,off the Scottish North coast.The transcript was released by the MoD on 10/10/95


Hehe I thought it was aserious thing until I read the last line.

hehe good one!

Shawnstra
18-10-2007, 06:38 AM
Rofl, I lol'd so hard.

Colin-Roberts
18-10-2007, 10:41 AM
After that peices of the lighthouse moved 15 degrees in every directiom/

Lycan
18-10-2007, 10:47 AM
:)

It is an actual radio tracscript as there is a audio recording of the actual event somewhere, i've heard it before... its always funny



this is a link to a ... 'Take the **** youtube video of it' .. well an advert but makes it funnier.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=brNX4xqlXJE

;)

Nixt
18-10-2007, 11:47 AM
Lmao! Gotta love the Americans.

le harry
18-10-2007, 01:00 PM
hahaha.

adidas™
18-10-2007, 01:08 PM
lmao! ;]

jesus
18-10-2007, 01:17 PM
lol irl!

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