touching your "tool"

[Method]

i have just turned 14 and i see girls in a differint way and i have heard of people..

touching their.. you know.. willyis and i was wondering if their was any tutorials ect thanks +REP to anyone

Closed by BobX (Forum Moderator): Please do not create innapropriate threads of a sexual nature.
(Thread becoming spammed)

[Yux]

I'm confused, are you gay?

[Jamesy]

if you wish to partake in twangling you ger-sploigen then I suggest you go to www.jackinworld.com

Seriously tho, are you like 11? You really don't know how?

[Fez]

Umm...

you mean ''choking the chicken'', am I correct

[Nemo]

he means ************. there isnt tutorials, you just do it pmsl.

[Yux]

Oh right lol

Just grab and go up and down pmsl

End of

[bo$$]

Grab hold.
Move your hand forward then back.

Do that for awhile until you see the white stuff.
Clean up
And you're done.
You've successful finished your first "touching your willy" session.

[Fez]

Well.. I'm not telling him how to do it.

I think that this might be locked anyway.

EDIT : Already done

[spot.]

grab it and give it a tug

[Nemo]

Grab hold.
Move your hand forward then back.

Do that for awhile until you see the white stuff.
Clean up
And you're done.
You've successful finished your first "touching your willy" session.His will be clear coz hes just started puberty lolololol

[bo$$]

His will be clear coz hes just started puberty lolololol

LOL
Okay.
Just do it until you can't do it anymore and the clear stuff comes out.

[today]

Wow, "got any tutorials" proper made me laugh

[ItsDave]

Just turned 14
And now you decide to use it?
Well.

You hold it... like I dunno, say you were clenching your hand into a fist?
Do that around you 'Well HEY!' and move it up and down in a fast motion.
Get a tissue at the ready xD
And Porno helps sometimes... lol... if your having a stressful day.

[Mortalized]

Tutorials LOL

[Newchip]

PM Extor she an expert on those things

[Extor]

PM Extor she an expert on those things


pm newchip, he gives free live demos ;)!

[Fez]

pm newchip, he gives free live demos ;)!
lol

lmao

[Newchip]

kk il give u a demo mate go on pen island

also

if u make a mess Extor will lick it up :p

she loves puttin *** on her lips

[Extor]

kk il give u a demo mate go on pen island

also

if u make a mess Extor will lick it up :p

she loves puttin *** on her lips


omg myles SHHHH ONLY DO THAT 4 U. xx

[Newchip]

i know :D

[Method]

i dont know wot u mean grab my willy n give it a tug wot if it falls of i want proper tutorials

[Fez]

LOL

It won't, just go with the flow

[Extor]

get a girl to show you how its done ?!!!!!

[Method]

wot r girls

[jesus]

omg this is getin dirty

[Extor]

dnt blame me
blame newchip he started it

[Newchip]

MYLES HAS A BIG 'TOOL'

i know i have a big tool :D

no need to tell the public

[Camy]

The gender of the human race, you should be attracted to.
They are usually different from guys because they have big breasts, nd dnt hav a willy


:rolleyes:

[Method]

offtopic ****

[Extor]

MYLES HAS A BIG 'TOOL'

i know i have a big tool :D

no need to tell the public


ACTUALLY THERE IS SOZ. ITS MI TOOL BTW PEEPS
HANDS OFF.

[Fez]

This is all total spam and innapropiate

I'm guessing there's also a few ALTs about

[Skiller]

well u put ur hand on ur **** wrap it around

then u pull it down proper hard!


THATS HOW U DO IT DO IT..


and then do ur hand up and down ur ****

keep going until u see white stuff x

[Antallica]

Just look at iSuck signature. ;) thats basically it, but with the one hand.

[Newchip]

if ur hands are on it im sueing use for sexual abuse

[Skiller]

SAFE ************ IS GREAT ************

Everyone knows ************ is an extremely enjoyable way to spend some time. The problem is, some people enjoy it so much and get into it so heavily that they begin to venture into areas that aren't safe. But there is absolutely no reason why you should get hurt ************. In most cases common sense is all that's needed to keep you out of harm's way — but common sense can get cloudy in the heat of ecstacy. So here are some safety guidelines to keep in mind when you **********.

Penis Safety

The penis isn't a terribly delicate organ — but it is made of skin and flesh, after all. In fact, the skin is much thinner on the penis than, say, on your hand or arm, so it can actually get damaged pretty easily.

1. Never insert your penis anywhere there's a chance it could get stuck. If it gets stuck just a little it will swell, and then it'll be stuck for good. A friend who's an emergency-room physician once had to use a diamond-cutting saw to remove a metal wheel bearing from a man's penis. You do not want to be that man! Few things could be more embarrassing than walking into an ER with an injury caused by an irresponsible sex act. Before you try to have sex with a bottle, think for a minute about what that would be like.

2. Don't try to enlarge your penis using any non-medical method. A larger penis is something most guys would really like, and some do anything to try to get it. That's why there are so many "penis-enlarging" devices being sold in the backs of magazines by unscrupulous people out to make a buck. But these devices can be harmful. They can unnaturally stretch your tissues, and the ones that use a vacuum pump can be really bad for the blood vessels of your penis, which are responsible for erection. Even if these devices worked, what would you rather have: a natural penis that works, or a slightly larger one that will never get erect again? Don't believe the hype — your penis is fine the way it is, and treat it well.

3. Don't ********** with a vacuum cleaner. Many guys, in an attempt to simulate the suction action of oral sex, play around with a vacuum cleaner hose. For the same reasons as #2, this is a bad idea. Anything that creates more suction than a human mouth can injure you. Lubes

JackinWorld recommends that you ********** with some kind of lubrication. It's certainly possible to ********** safely "dry" (with no lube), but if you're inexperienced, have vigorous technique, or go for a long time it's pretty easy to chafe yourself. However, avoid using soap or shampoo as a lube. When applied with ferver to such a sensitive body part, some kinds of soap and shampoo can have a reaction where the skin gets extremely dried out. We've received numerous "PLEASE HELP!" letters from guys who tell us their penis skin has suddenly turned leathery and cracked, or the skin has begun massively peeling. Although it eventually heals, it can be scary, and we don't want you going through that.

So what is a safe lube? Certainly any commercially available personal lubricant, some of which are sold in stores and some by mail order. Baby oil, mineral oil, Vaseline petroleum jelly, and even cooking oil are safe. (But never use an oil-based lube with a condom — it will cause it to weaken and break.) Also any kind of skin lotion, such as Lubriderm, is safe. It's generally safe if it's made to be applied to the skin and it's gentle. (Most soaps and shampoos are not very gentle — see #2.) And pretty much anything that's safe to eat is safe to apply externally. Hot Stuff

Some people like to ********** with a warm object, like a hot water bottle or something that gets warmed up in the microwave oven. But you need to be careful when you ********** with artificially warm objects. Always test the temperature on another sensitive part of your body, such as your cheek or the inside of your forearm. A good rule of thumb is if it's too hot for you to firmly hold your finger against the object for more than a few seconds, then it's much too hot to ********** with. You could injure your genitals ************ with hot objects.

Here's another potentially dangerous technique: ************ while immersed in hot water, such as in a hot tub. Since ************ raises your heart rate and causes you to sweat, doing so in a hot tub can make it impossible for your body to cool itself normally. Your body temperature can rise to dangerous levels, and you can get dizzy and even pass out — not good. The hotter the water temperature, the more dangerous this is, and if you're adding a physically strenuous element (like humping against something) it's more dangerous still. Bottom line: Don't ********** in a hot tub. It can really get you in hot water. "Injaculation"

There are techniques where you squeeze or press certain areas of your body at orgasm to keep the semen from coming out. JackinWorld discourages this practice, mostly because nobody is certain how safe it is. Dr. Drew Pinsky from MTV's Loveline has said that if done repeatedly it may affect long-term fertility, and we can't see how causing such unnatural pressure in your reproductive ducts can be anything but bad for them. So the official word from JackinWorld is let your semen out of your body when you ejaculate. That's the way it's supposed to work. The Self-Sucking Thing

You can injure yourself trying to suck your own penis. A lot of guys want to be able to give themselves oral pleasure — to stimulate their own penis with their mouth. Unfortunately, only a small percentage are able to do this, either because their penis is very large or because they're unusually limber. But a lot of people have injured themselves trying — we heard from one guy who once spent a couple of weeks in the hospital for a spinal injury he got while trying to do this. So, never put unusual strain on your back trying to reach your penis with your mouth. It's not worth the risk! Safety With Others

1. Mutual ************ is considered safe sex — but it can lead to other things that aren't so safe. (For information about what is and is not safe sex, or more accurately "safer sex," go here (http://www.stdservices.on.net/std/prevention/Default.htm).) There are a lot of diseases out there — AIDS, gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, and chlamydia, to name a few of the more familiar. Some STDs (sexually transmitted diseases) are deadly and some are just annoying, but you should do your best to stay away from all of them. And pregnancy does happen to young men and women just like you. So learn the principles of safer sex — and then put them into practice, and don't deviate from them. You don't want to die from having unprotected sex, and you don't want to create an unwanted human being. The world has far too many of those as it is. Be a responsible person.

2. Be really cautious over the Internet. Never give out personal information about yourself that could help someone track you down if they wanted to — especially an address or phone number. Don't agree to meet anyone in person, except perhaps for a friendly date in a public place. Always envision the worst possible outcome — if you meet someone in a restaurant at noon there's not much that could happen, but if you agree to go to someone's home you're asking for trouble. Don't do it.

Final Thoughts

By no means is this page an exhaustive list of the risks you encounter when you ********** outside the norm. As stated earlier, your best bet is to always use common sense and imagine the worst possible thing that could happen if something went wrong. For instance, if you think it would be cool to ********** with a large mirror hung several feet over your bed, what would happen to you if it fell on you? Ordinarily you'd probably be smart enough not to hang a mirror over yourself, but in the heat of a ************ session, sometimes we do foolish things. And sometimes we get hurt.

Don't hurt yourself ************. Stay safe when you enjoy yourself — that way you can still enjoy yourself tomorrow.


HAVE A NICE DAY FAM X


BLANKED OUT WORDS DUE TO HABBOX DOESNT ALLOW THEM :[


shame its a tutorial for you though m8 x

[spot.]

SAFE ************ IS GREAT ************

Everyone knows ************ is an extremely enjoyable way to spend some time. The problem is, some people enjoy it so much and get into it so heavily that they begin to venture into areas that aren't safe. But there is absolutely no reason why you should get hurt ************. In most cases common sense is all that's needed to keep you out of harm's way — but common sense can get cloudy in the heat of ecstacy. So here are some safety guidelines to keep in mind when you **********.

Penis Safety

The penis isn't a terribly delicate organ — but it is made of skin and flesh, after all. In fact, the skin is much thinner on the penis than, say, on your hand or arm, so it can actually get damaged pretty easily.

1. Never insert your penis anywhere there's a chance it could get stuck. If it gets stuck just a little it will swell, and then it'll be stuck for good. A friend who's an emergency-room physician once had to use a diamond-cutting saw to remove a metal wheel bearing from a man's penis. You do not want to be that man! Few things could be more embarrassing than walking into an ER with an injury caused by an irresponsible sex act. Before you try to have sex with a bottle, think for a minute about what that would be like.

2. Don't try to enlarge your penis using any non-medical method. A larger penis is something most guys would really like, and some do anything to try to get it. That's why there are so many "penis-enlarging" devices being sold in the backs of magazines by unscrupulous people out to make a buck. But these devices can be harmful. They can unnaturally stretch your tissues, and the ones that use a vacuum pump can be really bad for the blood vessels of your penis, which are responsible for erection. Even if these devices worked, what would you rather have: a natural penis that works, or a slightly larger one that will never get erect again? Don't believe the hype — your penis is fine the way it is, and treat it well.

3. Don't ********** with a vacuum cleaner. Many guys, in an attempt to simulate the suction action of oral sex, play around with a vacuum cleaner hose. For the same reasons as #2, this is a bad idea. Anything that creates more suction than a human mouth can injure you. Lubes

JackinWorld recommends that you ********** with some kind of lubrication. It's certainly possible to ********** safely "dry" (with no lube), but if you're inexperienced, have vigorous technique, or go for a long time it's pretty easy to chafe yourself. However, avoid using soap or shampoo as a lube. When applied with ferver to such a sensitive body part, some kinds of soap and shampoo can have a reaction where the skin gets extremely dried out. We've received numerous "PLEASE HELP!" letters from guys who tell us their penis skin has suddenly turned leathery and cracked, or the skin has begun massively peeling. Although it eventually heals, it can be scary, and we don't want you going through that.

So what is a safe lube? Certainly any commercially available personal lubricant, some of which are sold in stores and some by mail order. Baby oil, mineral oil, Vaseline petroleum jelly, and even cooking oil are safe. (But never use an oil-based lube with a condom — it will cause it to weaken and break.) Also any kind of skin lotion, such as Lubriderm, is safe. It's generally safe if it's made to be applied to the skin and it's gentle. (Most soaps and shampoos are not very gentle — see #2.) And pretty much anything that's safe to eat is safe to apply externally. Hot Stuff

Some people like to ********** with a warm object, like a hot water bottle or something that gets warmed up in the microwave oven. But you need to be careful when you ********** with artificially warm objects. Always test the temperature on another sensitive part of your body, such as your cheek or the inside of your forearm. A good rule of thumb is if it's too hot for you to firmly hold your finger against the object for more than a few seconds, then it's much too hot to ********** with. You could injure your genitals ************ with hot objects.

Here's another potentially dangerous technique: ************ while immersed in hot water, such as in a hot tub. Since ************ raises your heart rate and causes you to sweat, doing so in a hot tub can make it impossible for your body to cool itself normally. Your body temperature can rise to dangerous levels, and you can get dizzy and even pass out — not good. The hotter the water temperature, the more dangerous this is, and if you're adding a physically strenuous element (like humping against something) it's more dangerous still. Bottom line: Don't ********** in a hot tub. It can really get you in hot water. "Injaculation"

There are techniques where you squeeze or press certain areas of your body at orgasm to keep the semen from coming out. JackinWorld discourages this practice, mostly because nobody is certain how safe it is. Dr. Drew Pinsky from MTV's Loveline has said that if done repeatedly it may affect long-term fertility, and we can't see how causing such unnatural pressure in your reproductive ducts can be anything but bad for them. So the official word from JackinWorld is let your semen out of your body when you ejaculate. That's the way it's supposed to work. The Self-Sucking Thing

You can injure yourself trying to suck your own penis. A lot of guys want to be able to give themselves oral pleasure — to stimulate their own penis with their mouth. Unfortunately, only a small percentage are able to do this, either because their penis is very large or because they're unusually limber. But a lot of people have injured themselves trying — we heard from one guy who once spent a couple of weeks in the hospital for a spinal injury he got while trying to do this. So, never put unusual strain on your back trying to reach your penis with your mouth. It's not worth the risk! Safety With Others

1. Mutual ************ is considered safe sex — but it can lead to other things that aren't so safe. (For information about what is and is not safe sex, or more accurately "safer sex," go here (http://www.stdservices.on.net/std/prevention/Default.htm).) There are a lot of diseases out there — AIDS, gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, and chlamydia, to name a few of the more familiar. Some STDs (sexually transmitted diseases) are deadly and some are just annoying, but you should do your best to stay away from all of them. And pregnancy does happen to young men and women just like you. So learn the principles of safer sex — and then put them into practice, and don't deviate from them. You don't want to die from having unprotected sex, and you don't want to create an unwanted human being. The world has far too many of those as it is. Be a responsible person.

2. Be really cautious over the Internet. Never give out personal information about yourself that could help someone track you down if they wanted to — especially an address or phone number. Don't agree to meet anyone in person, except perhaps for a friendly date in a public place. Always envision the worst possible outcome — if you meet someone in a restaurant at noon there's not much that could happen, but if you agree to go to someone's home you're asking for trouble. Don't do it.

Final Thoughts

By no means is this page an exhaustive list of the risks you encounter when you ********** outside the norm. As stated earlier, your best bet is to always use common sense and imagine the worst possible thing that could happen if something went wrong. For instance, if you think it would be cool to ********** with a large mirror hung several feet over your bed, what would happen to you if it fell on you? Ordinarily you'd probably be smart enough not to hang a mirror over yourself, but in the heat of a ************ session, sometimes we do foolish things. And sometimes we get hurt.

Don't hurt yourself ************. Stay safe when you enjoy yourself — that way you can still enjoy yourself tomorrow.


HAVE A NICE DAY FAM X
thx for dat

[Skiller]

thx for dat
Yw. U know that is the guide to be safe! x

[Extor]

if ur hands are on it im sueing use for sexual abuse


u werent saying that last night :(

[BobX]

well first u need to be stimulated, so poke it real quick like on the tip of it and really hard for about 2 hours

then when its like a tree trunk, put your right thumb on the tip of it, then your left index on the side and tap it gently for 4 hours.

that is the way my son.

[Method]

SORRY I DIDNT MAKE THESE THREADS SOMONE ON REMOTE ASSITANCE WAS CONTROLLING MY PC

[Skiller]

well first u need to be stimulated, so poke it real quick like on the tip of it and really hard for about 2 hours

then when its like a tree trunk, put your right thumb on the tip of it, then your left index on the side and tap it gently for 4 hours.

that is the way my son.
omg..

thats like a rip of my guide son!

but im telling u read my guide it actually makes sense..

[Extor]

SORRY I DIDNT MAKE THESE THREADS SOMONE ON REMOTE ASSITANCE WAS CONTROLLING MY PC


im sorry ur secret is out already, U DUNNO HOW TO BASH UR BISHOP.

[Burns]

Tony the thought of you doing tht to yourself is getting me quite aroused mmm


Extor&Newchip r geeks

[Extor]

Tony the thought of you doing tht to yourself is getting me quite aroused mmm


Extor&Newchip r geeks


says u who can only get action from someone 3 years younger than himself :(

[Skiller]

omg


it took me 3 hours writing that guide and its all false :@ I HATE U !

[Charlie]

Ask your dad to show you.

[Burns]

extor? u told me u were 15.. ur 3 yrs younger?:o

sorry xoxox

[Jamesy]

I love the way this has the most members viewing than any other I've seen...

[Burns]

Its such a fasicnating thread though.

[Fez]

I love the way this has the most members viewing than any other I've seen...
In fact I'd rather watch this dribble all night than go to bed.

[Jamesy]

Yuh huh :D
Now, let's throw this into the works ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ks-GjcJo4

[Fez]

Yuh huh :D
Now, let's throw this into the works ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ks-GjcJo4
Lmao

Seen it before, but still makes me rofl

[Jamesy]

Yup. where did all the good kiddie tv shows go :(

[Fez]

Where did all the Children's books go?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2KoD58OoNg

[Jamesy]

oh that's nothing!

Behold and be afraid!

http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=400916

[Fez]

Lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RthZgszykLs

A NEW CHALLENGER ARRIVES

[Jamesy]

My theme tune

http://gprime.net/flash.php/youareapirate

[Fez]

My theme tune

http://gprime.net/flash.php/youareapirate
LOL LIMEWIRE

LMAO

JUST LOOOOL

[Jaiisun]

There's no right or wrong way to 'touch your tool'.
It's all about self-pleasure.

Find out what feels good on yourself.
You could try setting an atmosphere in your room- or using different visual materials to aid you.

You just need to experiment, really.
I never got told, I just... knew.

;]]]]
hope ive helped.
(L)

[dannyisnotamazing]

um am i the only one who seen this thread as what it was, a joke..?

[Kross619]

:O Jeez i really feel sorry for you if your parents haven't had 'The Chat'....
Watch a porno and you'll see!

[Jamesy]

um am i the only one who seen this thread as what it was, a joke..?

No, me and purpleness were having a wierd-off

[.:Normal...]

A tutorial? .. is this a joke?

[Jamesy]

indeed so my dear...

[Cixso]

u werent saying that last night :(

Extor you are very immature. Go away with your unwanted spam posts.

I like some of the guides, some interesting things I never knew.

[alex 1889]

am i the only one who thinks some of these posts are disguesting. You just do it, there are no tutorials its not hard :l

[Cixso]

am i the only one who thinks some of these posts are disguesting. You just do it, there are no tutorials its not hard :l

9/10 people actually have these problems. Just there are some who like to spam.

It's kinda pathetic. They only do it because there are a bunch of children on this forum.

[Jamesy]

*Message Removed*

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[Shrlurp]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/jko/lowres/jkon579l.jpg

Go to your nearest shop.

[Jdm1]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/jko/lowres/jkon579l.jpg

Go to your nearest shop.
Whats in those buckets.

[Born_To_Live]

LOL Irl

[Camy]

Roflmao
:rolleyes:

[alex 1889]

Whats in those buckets.
sanme stuff that goes in mc donalds mayonaise :p

[Earthquake]

He wants a film demonstation

[Chadwick]

If you still can't do it i'll make you a video if you want ?

[WarezKid]

so guys, how long do you tug for?

[&]

why are you wanting to know this :S!!!!

however long i want it to take.

[d17c]

am i the only one who thinks some of these posts are disguesting. You just do it, there are no tutorials its not hard :l

Hehe, it should be :)


sanme stuff that goes in mc donalds mayonaise :p

Lol, 5 people got arrested at the mcdonalds in my town for doing that

[WarezKid]

;4059055']why are you wanting to know this :S!!!!

however long i want it to take.

I was joking, next question someone gonna be asking is, why do you tug PMSL


Hehe, it should be :)



Lol, 5 people got arrested at the mcdonalds in my town for doing that

WTH? Gay

[Chadwick]

I tug for anywhere between 2 minutes and 2 hours.(Sometimes i just toss off all the way through a film even if it's a disney one)

[The Don]

I tug for anywhere between 2 minutes and 2 hours.(Sometimes i just toss off all the way through a film even if it's a disney one)
you'r sick you know that? ;)

[Earthquake]

I tug for anywhere between 2 minutes and 2 hours.(Sometimes i just toss off all the way through a film even if it's a disney one)
Oh my.. Oh my indeed.

[d17c]

I tug for anywhere between 2 minutes and 2 hours.(Sometimes i just toss off all the way through a film even if it's a disney one)

Mmmmmm....Lion King..........

[Loqo]

lol. Their isnt a tutorial, its natural. Am 14 and god i knew when i started when i was 12, lol. If your so unsure. Ask your mum. :)

[Jdm1]

3 hours

[BowTies1]

get a grip :L

[SUUPPAA]

It's healthy and entertaining for the mind and body.

Its actuallly normal.

Boo to you lot who said its disgousting because this is a question LOADDS of people have.

So boo at you.

[Alkaz]

Their is guides out their.
www.jackinworld.com

Somepeople dont start untill they are like 16. Weve all gotta learn sometime or another :P

[iluv2spam]

Sadkekeke.

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