My girlfriend is an idiot !

[Chadwick]

Today was just on the field getting with my girlfriend and i saw from the corner of my eye that the lads were kicking a ball at us.
So i swiftly grabbed her and pushed in front of me and the ball came and hit her slap bang in the face.
But then the stupid attention seeker fell on the floor as if she had fainted or something and everyone could see up her skirt.
Then she had to go to the medical room and when she came back she was being a right idiot with me saying it was my fault she got hit but i was like well what do you want me to do if you hadn't of been there to take the fall it would of been me that would of gotten hit.
Everyone else saw the comical side of it i don't know why she couldn't and tbh i should be the one mad at her showing all her knickers off for all the world to see :|

[Brody]

lol chuggers ul

[Chadwick]

lol chuggers ul
What does 'UL' mean ?

[womanizer]

u loose

[adidas™]

unlucky>?

[Naruto!]

lol chuggers ul
I CALLED HIM CHUGGERS FIRST
GET UR OWN NICKNAME

[Nixt]

Dump her, problem solved.

[Chadwick]

Lol my friends in school call me chuggers aswel :P

[FlyingJesus]

Throw balls at her yourself so she gets used to it then it won't matter

[the wombats]

oh yeah, because pushing your gf infront of you so she gets hit with a ball and you don't is an amazing way to show the girl you love her. you sound like an absolute prat, she should smack you one.

[Earthquake]

Your ******* hilarious

[Jamesy]

I find this doubtful, as with all your other threads. You have had your strange laughs now please bugger off.

Oh, I hope to add to the red bar under your name too.

[DJ-Vimto]

:l

if anything its you thats the idiot. you should have taken the hit yourself, proved that you are man enough to do so.

making your gf take a ball to the face is...selfish, dont blame her for being mad at you. as for the knickers thing, you caused it yourself by pushing her into the path of the ball

[Chadwick]

:l

if anything its you thats the idiot. you should have taken the hit yourself, proved that you are man enough to do so.

making your gf take a ball to the face is...selfish, don't blame her for being mad at you. as for the knickers thing, you caused it yourself by pushing her into the path of the ball
Why would i purposely take a ball to the face that's just silly it was all muddy and everything ew would of been ransid.

[Lilian]

oh yeah, because pushing your gf infront of you so she gets hit with a ball and you don't is an amazing way to show the girl you love her. you sound like an absolute prat, she should smack you one.

I agree if I was her i'd **** you one if the face and call you a big woose in front of everyone :rolleyes:

[Chadwick]

I agree if I was her i'd **** you one if the face and call you a big woose in fron of everyone :rolleyes:
Wth you going on about ?
God go back to your alcohol and stop talking nonsense on my thread.

[Jaiisun]

You're such an idiot.
You don't deserve a girlfriend.
Girls like to be treated like princesses; not battering rams.

(ps. this would be remotely funny if she wasn't wearing any knickers)

[Lilian]

Wth you going on about ?
God go back to your alcohol and stop talking nonsense on my thread.

Im going on about the thread topic duh! Who says im drinking alcohol and im not talking nonsense.

[Chadwick]

Im going on about the thread topic duh! Who says im drinking alcohol and im not talking nonsense.
Just from reading your sig ; its blatantly obvious your an alcoholic.

[Jamesy]

Im going on about the thread topic duh! Who says im drinking alcohol and im not talking nonsense.

well if he "pushes girls infront of footballs" (alledgedly :rollseyes:) then you don't have much chance


And chad, you have no sense of humour. Perhaps you should have a drink, lighten up then go drown in a river.

:@

[Lilian]

Just from reading your sig ; its blatantly obvious your an alcoholic.



Hows it blatantly obvious im an alcoholic? It only a comment.


well if he "pushes girls infront of footballs" (alledgedly :rollseyes:) then you don't have much chance


And chad, you have no sense of humour. Perhaps you should have a drink, lighten up then go drown in a river.

:@


Thats true :P and I agree with you 100%.

[FlyingJesus]

Cheggers is hilarious leave him alone

[Jaiisun]

oh, yeah.
im sorry.
i just forgot to laugh.

at all 15 threads ;|

[FlyingJesus]

Yeah well it's only your own fault that you fail life

[Earthquake]

Has anyone noticed hes avatar is a pair of breasts?

[cocaine]

well you did kinda use her as a human sheild.

[Chadwick]

well you did kinda use her as a human sheild.
I knew she'd come in useful sooner or later.

[adidas™]

Has anyone noticed hes avatar is a pair of breasts?
yes, along time ago ;]