My new girlfriend thinks my willy is too small

[Chadwick]

It was so embarrassing she was measuring it with a ruler that she uses to measure all her boyfriends willys.
And on her ruler i was the 3rd smallest marking :@
There was one marking on there that was 12.5"
Dunno what to do is there anyway i can make my willy bigger for next time we meet.
I was thinking black people are really well hung so if i get a really good tan that might help but i dunnoo...

[VPSwow]

Haha that is the funniest theory iv had all year.
Lets all got on the sunbed.

If this is true which i really doubt by the rest of your threads, then she is not right. If a girl only wants you for a big penis then get a new girl.

[adidas™]

lmao just extend the 2m of foreskin u apparently have from your other thread.

[CrazyColaist]

lmao unlucky!

[Jamesy]

I'm sorry, but for lack of a better word. What the hell are you gaining from all this crap?

Stop posting the useless junk because you aren't impressing nobody.

[spot.]

damn im only 11" compared to top 1 :(

[Dentafrice,]

HxF is turning into a bunch of "My ***** too small", "blabla", "blabla" mess.

[Jamesy]

Well, according to Matt64 they loosened the rules on spam posting and spam threads lately. which is probably what's causing it

[Chadwick]

Well, according to Matt64 they loosened the rules on spam posting and spam threads lately. which is probably what's causing it
Thought you said you were leaving until new year 'cos your scared of infractions ?

[--ss--]

I ain't going to say what I really think of the girl as it is probably offensive but what kind of girl measure's all her boyfriends penis's? :rolleyes:

[Jamesy]

Thought you said you were leaving until new year 'cos your scared of infractions ?

Then matt said unless I tried cleaning up. Som I'm going to arguing with my brain and win instead of spouting off and losing :)

[spot.]

lolur scared of infractions??
sad..

[Chadwick]

Omg i well shouldn't of got infractioned for this.