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James!
27-10-2007, 08:32 PM
I was sitting on the toilet taking a dump last night having a cigarette and when I doubted it, I threw it infront of me (down the toilet) and my hand slipped and the nubbed on my balls. I was in serious pain.

Anybody else done something as stupid as this or similar to it? :(

myke
27-10-2007, 08:35 PM
No, I haven't done it as smoking's desigusting ;P

don't do it in the bathroom LMAO

Earthquake
27-10-2007, 08:38 PM
Oh my.. Why would you ask such a silly question.

James!
27-10-2007, 08:42 PM
Oh my.. Why would you ask such a silly question.I'm sure people have done some stupid things in there 'Teen Life' right, like you've managed to become hated globally over a forum with over 31,000 members - that's really silly.

Chadwick
27-10-2007, 08:42 PM
Once as a dare i ironed my penis with an iron.

Earthquake
27-10-2007, 08:43 PM
Once as a dare i ironed my penis with an iron.
OH MY GOD.

James!
27-10-2007, 08:43 PM
Once as a dare i ironed my penis with an iron.Christ, that would hurt.

myke
27-10-2007, 08:46 PM
Once as a dare i ironed my penis with an iron.

I thought you were leaving O_o

and if you did you wouldn't have one now and if you've got one it's seriously burnt and you need to go into a mental home ;/

Samishlol
27-10-2007, 08:47 PM
No i don't smoke but unlucky

Camy
27-10-2007, 08:48 PM
If it was real, that would be one of the most painful experiences a man could have i think

James!
27-10-2007, 08:49 PM
If it was real, that would be one of the most painful experiences a man could have i thinkMe? And trust me, it did happen. :(

Camy
27-10-2007, 08:59 PM
Both really, yours is more believable though.

I never want to go through anything like that.

GoldenMerc
27-10-2007, 09:01 PM
People say i dont want to kiss smokers cos its like a ash tray,Il let you finish the line,Anyways that would hurt ALOT

James!
27-10-2007, 09:02 PM
It didn't hurt that bad actually.. Just a a little sting and fallen ***** :(

Chadwick
27-10-2007, 09:06 PM
I thought you were leaving O_o

and if you did you wouldn't have one now and if you've got one it's seriously burnt and you need to go into a mental home ;/



The iron wasn't on obviously.

Technologic
27-10-2007, 09:09 PM
I once was about to roast a marshmallow over our fire 8-) Marshmallow in one hand, toasting fork in other. Aimed for marshmallow, went straight into the back of my hand. Two lovely parallel scars to prove it aswell ;l

Never my balls though..

Chadwick
27-10-2007, 09:14 PM
Once i was having sex with my mum and my dad caught me and tried to set me alight using a flamethrower :|

Neversoft
27-10-2007, 09:25 PM
ROFFFFLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loqo
27-10-2007, 09:58 PM
Once as a dare i ironed my penis with an iron.

Well arnt you clever. :)

bo$$
27-10-2007, 10:01 PM
I'm sure people have done some stupid things in there 'Teen Life' right, like you've managed to become hated globally over a forum with over 31,000 members - that's really silly.

But of the 31,000 members, only about 10 'hate' him and of that 10 that hate him, only about 3 really do.

Antony
27-10-2007, 11:55 PM
Once i was having sex with my mum and my dad caught me and tried to set me alight using a flamethrower :|

LOLLLLL

and for this post ouch!!! :X must have wrecked

5,5
27-10-2007, 11:57 PM
You should wear a cup next time. :P

JackHb
28-10-2007, 12:09 AM
I wouldn't smoke when I am on the toilet, I wait and go outside.
That way I do not end up burning any body parts.
Plus wouldn't smoke in my house.


But of the 31,000 members, only about 10 'hate' him and of that 10 that hate him, only about 3 really do.

I don't hate him, just dislike him, he just seems like one of those people who you want to punch in the face several times.

@xP
28-10-2007, 12:21 AM
sorry but LOL. made me laugh.
No i haven't done anything like that before

Alkaz
28-10-2007, 12:23 AM
Unlucky rofl

le harry
28-10-2007, 01:44 AM
I paper-cutted between my mouth as a dare.

Earthquake
28-10-2007, 01:53 AM
OUCH!

Now try between your toes.. EEEK!!

blah blah blah
28-10-2007, 01:58 AM
Ive actually done that. im a girl so i dont have balls but i did it to someone else. he deserved it :D i dont think he liked it much either,

Chadwick
28-10-2007, 08:23 AM
But of the 31,000 members, only about 10 'hate' him and of that 10 that hate him, only about 3 really do.Who are you talking about ?

Adam!
28-10-2007, 08:29 AM
LOL

Don't smoke on the toilet - Simple.

BowTies1
28-10-2007, 12:32 PM
unlucky worst thing ive done is shaved my balls never again so itchy

bo$$
28-10-2007, 03:12 PM
@ the person who -repped me

I'll support whoever the hell I want.
Not everyone hates Earthquake and as I said, of the people that do "hate" him, not everyone does.
They are mostly followers.
I could say "Please dont follow others n have ur own mind"
If you left your name rather then being a coward behind your computer, I wouldve PM'd you.
Oh well.

360
28-10-2007, 03:26 PM
ouch

I got my foreskin caught in my trouser zip once :x

&
28-10-2007, 04:30 PM
ouch

I got my foreskin caught in my trouser zip once :x
that hurts, i wouldnt want to burn my balls ty lol.
But smoking on the toilet? I thought a bathroom was meant to be hygenic lol

superc
28-10-2007, 04:42 PM
I know smoking's bad for you but this is ridiculous! :D:D

James!
28-10-2007, 06:05 PM
I've give up smoking now. For 2 days so far lol.

lAdmire
28-10-2007, 06:36 PM
Wow. That's intersting. & no, I don't smoke. & it'd be difficult to burn my vjayjay.

tart
28-10-2007, 06:38 PM
Wow. That's intersting. & no, I don't smoke. & it'd be difficult to burn my vjayjay.

vjayjay LOL that made me giggle

drama
28-10-2007, 06:44 PM
gutted

alex 1889
29-10-2007, 08:29 AM
dont smoke on the bog... YOULL BURN YOUR BALLS!

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