Holy .... TRASH

[Mattster]

Lmao, my mum and dad have got a toilet in their bedroom. My dad said about 10 mins ago dont go in our bedroom, so i didnt. But i was desprate for the toilet, couldnt be arsed to go in the other one (forgot what my dad said). Went in his toilet, sat on the toilet, day dreaming 5 secs, saw next to me a GIBSON GUITAR (AW WOW BEST GUITAR YOU CAN GET) AND A PRESENT IN ARGOS PLAST BAG. THESE ARE MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS, I DIDNT RELIZE BUT I SPOILT IT FOR MYSELF, WHAT DO I DO?

[mangle]

Lmao, my mum and dad have got a toilet in their bedroom. My dad said about 10 mins ago dont go in our bedroom, so i didnt. But i was desprate for the toilet, couldnt be arsed to go in the other one (forgot what my dad said). Went in his toilet, sat on the toilet, day dreaming 5 secs, saw next to me a GIBSON GUITAR (AW WOW BEST GUITAR YOU CAN GET) AND A PRESENT IN ARGOS PLAST BAG. THESE ARE MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS, I DIDNT RELIZE BUT I SPOILT IT FOR MYSELF, WHAT DO I DO?

Carry on as normal and pretend you didn't go in?

[,Jess,]

You made it sound like the toilet is right in the middle of the bedroom or something, lol. Is it? But I guess don't say anything?

[bo$$]

Destroy the evidence

[Mattster]

kk, cant wait till crimbo now.

[Stephen]

LOL you sat on the toilet = you went for a crap?

So I'd say you've been decorating for christmas already?

[Slash]

You lucky *******. :P
Just pretend you didn't see it.

[Jõnathan]

i did this last xmas, but with these CDs from hmv - they were on top of the wardrobe and i kept opening the box with the CDs in and i was like :O each time

[bo$$]

i did this last xmas, but with these CDs from hmv - they were on top of the wardrobe and i kept opening the box with the CDs in and i was like :O each time

LOLLLLL

-opens-
:O
-closes-

30 minutes passes....

-opens-
:O
-closes-

[Yoshimitsui]

Go find you're dad and say "Thanks, i love the guitar.
What else have you got me? "

[Jõnathan]

LOLLLLL

-opens-
:O
-closes-

30 minutes passes....

-opens-
:O
-closes-
It was exactly like that :P

[Charlie]

Is that the only toliet in the house or something?

But, just act like you didn't see them, and go on about your day as normal.

[J4M3S]

0NC3 MY P4R3NT5 H1D MY T0Y5 1N 4 5U1TC4S3 4ND 1 H4D TH15 WI3RD L1TTL3 1NKL1NG T0 L00K TH3R3 4ND WH3N 1 F0UND TH3M I W4S S0 UPS3T B3C4US3 I H4D RU1N3D TH3 SUPRIS3 F0R MYS3LF 4ND 1 C0ULDNT L1V3 W1TH TH3 GU1L7 S0 1 T0LD MY MUM 4ND SH3 CRI3D 4ND GR0UND3D M3

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[Roboevil]

How dissapointing, I expected the ending to be something more related to the toilet, like it hadn't been installed yet and you'd just soiled yourself over the carpet.

[Stephen]

She didn't cry, you did newb!

[GommeInc]

0NC3 MY P4R3NT5 H1D MY T0Y5 1N 4 5U1TC4S3 4ND 1 H4D TH15 WI3RD L1TTL3 1NKL1NG T0 L00K TH3R3 4ND WH3N 1 F0UND TH3M I W4S S0 UPS3T B3C4US3 I H4D RU1N3D TH3 SUPRIS3 F0R MYS3LF 4ND 1 C0ULDNT L1V3 W1TH TH3 GU1L7 S0 1 T0LD MY MUM 4ND SH3 CRI3D 4ND GR0UND3D M3

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Please don't type like that, people will make fun of you. Just a warning ;)

I've found presents before, and I don't know what I did but knowing what I am like I either pretended I didn;t see them, forgot about them or just waited for Christmas.

[Yoshimitsui]

0NC3 MY P4R3NT5 H1D MY T0Y5 1N 4 5U1TC4S3 4ND 1 H4D TH15 WI3RD L1TTL3 1NKL1NG T0 L00K TH3R3 4ND WH3N 1 F0UND TH3M I W4S S0 UPS3T B3C4US3 I H4D RU1N3D TH3 SUPRIS3 F0R MYS3LF 4ND 1 C0ULDNT L1V3 W1TH TH3 GU1L7 S0 1 T0LD MY MUM 4ND SH3 CRI3D 4ND GR0UND3D M3

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Do you know how annoying that is? :eusa_wall

[J4M3S]

She didn't cry, you did newb!
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MU5T 0F C0ST L1K3 £500+.
4ND TH3N S1LLY M3 W3NT 4ND RUIN3D CHRISTM4S B3C4US3 TH3N 0N CHR1STM4S D4Y 1 H4D T0 4CT SUPRIS3D INFR0NT 0F MY D4D WH3N 1 W4S OP3NING 4LL 0F MY PR3S4NT5.

[Hitman]

0NC3 MY P4R3NT5 H1D MY T0Y5 1N 4 5U1TC4S3 4ND 1 H4D TH15 WI3RD L1TTL3 1NKL1NG T0 L00K TH3R3 4ND WH3N 1 F0UND TH3M I W4S S0 UPS3T B3C4US3 I H4D RU1N3D TH3 SUPRIS3 F0R MYS3LF 4ND 1 C0ULDNT L1V3 W1TH TH3 GU1L7 S0 1 T0LD MY MUM 4ND SH3 CRI3D 4ND GR0UND3D M3

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He said

once my parents hid my toys in a suitcase and i had this wierd little inkling to look there and when i found them i was so upset because i had ruined the suprise for myself and i couldnt live with the guilt so i told my mum and she cried and grounded me

btw was only about 10 at the time lol


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MU5T 0F C0ST L1K3 £500+.
4ND TH3N S1LLY M3 W3NT 4ND RUIN3D CHRISTM4S B3C4US3 TH3N 0N CHR1STM4S D4Y 1 H4D T0 4CT SUPRIS3D INFR0NT 0F MY D4D WH3N 1 W4S OP3NING 4LL 0F MY PR3S4NT5.
says

she did you should of seen all off the he-man figures they had got me there was like every single figure out. must of cost like £500+. and then silly me went and ruined christmas because then on christmas day i had to act suprised infront of my dad when i was opening all of my presants.

(no I didn't type it all out, there are programs I used)

[Jõnathan]

He-Man?!
That was like, 80s.

[J4M3S]

He-Man?!
That was like, 80s.
N0 TH3Y S0RT 0F R3-R34L1S3D TH3 F1GUR3S Y0U KN0W L1K3 4 M0R3 UP T0 D4T3 V3RS10N ?
4NYW4Y B4R3 1N M1ND TH1S W4S N34RLY N1N3 Y34R5 4G0 :)

[Pirrom]

Pretend it never happened. Best idea. ;]

[Stephen]

N0 TH3Y S0RT 0F R3-R34L1S3D TH3 F1GUR3S Y0U KN0W L1K3 4 M0R3 UP T0 D4T3 V3RS10N ?
4NYW4Y B4R3 1N M1ND TH1S W4S N34RLY N1N3 Y34R5 4G0 :)

You wern't even born 9 years ago...

[Hitman]

N0 TH3Y S0RT 0F R3-R34L1S3D TH3 F1GUR3S Y0U KN0W L1K3 4 M0R3 UP T0 D4T3 V3RS10N ?
4NYW4Y B4R3 1N M1ND TH1S W4S N34RLY N1N3 Y34R5 4G0 :)Haha, as if you're 19 years old. I doubt you've started puberty!

[lAdmire]

Just pretend you didn't see it. Just like what everyone else said.

[J4M3S]

Haha, as if you're 19 years old. I doubt you've started puberty!
I'm 18

[Loqo]

Their isnt much you can do now, you have seen your presents. But you should of listened to your Dad. You said you was desperate, is the family toilet in your parents bedroom/en suite? Act you didnt see it and one Christmas day when you get it act like you didnt have a clue and shocked/surprised, lol. :D

[GommeInc]

I had He-Man toys when I was little. Although they may of been retro toys my older brother was given which were then given to me

[BowTies1]

i hate when you ifnd out what your getting you dont no how to react when you see it on christmas

[Describe]

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Dude - SHUTUP.


Please don't type like that, people will make fun of you. Just a warning ;)

Too Late! *Pokes fun at the kid who talks with numbers*

I've found presents before, and I don't know what I did but knowing what I am like I either pretended I didn;t see them, forgot about them or just waited for Christmas.

I think we all have.. rofl. Just pretend you didnt see them!


SH3 D1D Y0U SH0ULD 0F S33N 4LL 0FF TH3 H3-M4N F1GUR3S TH3Y H4D G0T M3 TH3R3 W4S L1K3 3V3RY S1NGL3 FIGUR3 0UT.
MU5T 0F C0ST L1K3 £500+.
4ND TH3N S1LLY M3 W3NT 4ND RUIN3D CHRISTM4S B3C4US3 TH3N 0N CHR1STM4S D4Y 1 H4D T0 4CT SUPRIS3D INFR0NT 0F MY D4D WH3N 1 W4S OP3NING 4LL 0F MY PR3S4NT5.

I bet you it took you like half an hour to write that, please SHUT UP.

[Neversoft]

LOLLLLL

-opens-
:O
-closes-

30 minutes passes....

-opens-
:O
-closes-

Haha, lmao! I can imagine that. :P Probably entertained him for weeks.

[Jõnathan]

Haha, lmao! I can imagine that. :P Probably entertained him for weeks.
The funny thing about it was, my mum and dad never knew about it, and when Christmas came, I was like "Thanks" despite looking at them and going :O for about 2 weeks before