When you...

[EwfrGomulee]

Hmm... you know all those deep little things people say like
''If a Tree falls in a Forest but no one is around to hear it so does it make a sound?''

I have my own version,
''If you're asleep and you fart... does THAT make a sound?''

Obviously when a Tree falls to the ground it generate sounds, does it not?

The sound may not be heard by human ears but it most definately IS there as any Animals around will hear it. HA!

[WarezKid]

There another one


How can you clap with one hand?

[Dopamine]

What came first, Chicken or the egg?

[WarezKid]

The egg, becasue at the start, how did the chicken become born ;)

[EwfrGomulee]

ah but, what did chickens evolve from? maybe the first ever chicken was hatched and then it started breeding more and more until it was like one of those really chubby trailer park people.

[Dopamine]

What made the egg?


The egg, becasue at the start, how did the chicken become born ;)

[WarezKid]

Some other animal, like a bird or something :)

[Dopamine]

Bird...AKA Chicken?

[WarezKid]

ye LOL :P

[Nemo]

What made the egg?a prevolution of a chicken.

[iTechnical]

Who made God.

[WarezKid]

Rofl, that harder then looking for god ;l

[-:Undertaker:-]

To the chicken and the egg one, eggs have been around before chickens were here and I find the tree in a forest one so stupid, of course it makes a sound.

[mat64]

To the chicken and the egg one, eggs have been around before chickens were here and I find the tree in a forest one so stupid, of course it makes a sound.

I think it's quite smart really. How can sound exist if no one is around to hear it?

[Boxiel]

I got a ******* amazing one..

"IF A MAN SAYS SOMTHING.. AND A WOMAN ISNT AROUND.. IS HE STILL WRONG?"

LOLZ

[WarezKid]

To the chicken and the egg one, eggs have been around before chickens were here and I find the tree in a forest one so stupid, of course it makes a sound.


What about, can you slap with one hand?


I got a ******* amazing one..

"IF A MAN SAYS SOMTHING.. AND A WOMAN ISNT AROUND.. IS HE STILL WRONG?"

LOLZ


LMAO

[Recursion]

No Animals about = no one to hear sound = not necessarily exist?

[cocaine]

I think it's quite smart really. How can sound exist if no one is around to hear it?

because when the tree falls it hits the ground.

even though no one was around to hear it, they could come into where the tree was the next day and see the evidence of the tree lying on the floor, thus concluding that it made a sound when it hit the floor (as all trees will naturally do)

THE END.

[Ramones]

why doesnt someone leave a tape recorder in a forest and find out

[-:Undertaker:-]

I think it's quite smart really. How can sound exist if no one is around to hear it?

Due to sound existing whether humans were here or not.


No Animals about = no one to hear sound = not necessarily exist?

As above.

[Virgin Mary]

Philosophers are the people who failed science.

[iTechnical]

It obviously does make a sound?
Even without present people life around it, the science would still exist.
It's not just turning on it's volume when someone/something is around.

Here's a new one:

If a man says everything he says is a lie,
is he lying?

I heard this the otherday and said well, yeah everything he's saying is a lie. (So if he's saying the sentence above) He's lying about him lying isn't he?

[lAdmire]

The egg, becasue at the start, how did the chicken become born ;)

But how did the chicken come along that produced the egg?

[Firehorse]

The original egg was a rock, <<< answer

[Shawnstra]

There another one


How can you clap with one hand?

Slap yourself :P

[flux]

I actually can't see how people can say that maybe the tree didn't make a sound, just because no living thing heard it. Call that narrow mindedness or whatever, but think about it illogically..

[FlyingJesus]

If a man says everything he says is a lie,
is he lying?

Yes, it's impossible for him to be telling the truth.


I actually can't see how people can say that maybe the tree didn't make a sound, just because no living thing heard it. Call that narrow mindedness or whatever, but think about it illogically..

It comes under the same theory that if you say, look at a chair then turn around and have no sensual evidence that the chair is still there, it may not be. It's not really a strand of philosophy that anyone believes, it's just put out there as something to compare with other existence theories.

[Ekalb]

Since the chicken vs egg thing doesn't necessarily say chicken egg then it's obviously the egg, other animals laid them way before chickens were around.
If it's specifically chicken egg.. I can't remember what form it is but genetic changes either can't occur in the egg stage or the chicken stage which would mean a slightly different form of a chicken laid an egg that came out as a chicken.

[Eamonn]

I think it's quite smart really. How can sound exist if no one is around to hear it?
physics.

[mangle]

physics.

LOL Exactly :]

And wouldn't the chicken have come first? If we all evolved from some cell surely the cell would've evolved many times and then the multi celluar organisms that came about would've adapted and one being the chicken adapted so its young came out in a protective layer?

Idk i fail bio.

[-:Undertaker:-]

It depends which egg your talking about and what stage of the birds evolution you define as the 'chicken', and to the moron who -repped me because of one of my replys saying 'your naive' get a life you sad spineless coward, scared of losing a little rep are we?

[mangle]

LOL
I;m not good with the theory of evolution!

[WarezKid]

Slap yourself :P


Ye

you just got it mate ;)