Oh ma god.

[Swearwolf]

WARNING!!!! this contains the word beginning with s and ending with ex
if you are a 12 year old mod, dnt ban me cos i warned you

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

[Energizer]

omg lmao.

[Nemo]

what the ;s that almost as weird as the guy who has sex with cars

[Swearwolf]

exactly
but HOW the hell do u do a bike

[Jamesy]

Saw this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGES ago

yes sucky did just do something ungramatical

[Ezzie.]

my mate showed me this a few hours back..

I lol'd.

Vigorously.

[Corporal]

The welsh **** sheeps
The scots **** bikes
The english **** 14 year olds and get them preggy:)

[WarezKid]

How he do the bike?

[lAdmire]

Lol. Maybe he has some issues. But still, how can you go to jail for that? It's not even a human. Wow. It's an object! The UK has some interesting laws, along with everywhere else but I've never heard of something like this happening anywhere else or laws as weird as this!

[Pat McGroin]

Well, that's the Scottish for you.

[Virgin Mary]

YOU CRUELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE CAN'T HELP IT!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S IN HIS GENES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BIKOPHOBICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jamesy]

I suppose the chain grease adding to the lubricant :rolleyes:

[Janet Snakehole]

Well, that's the Scottish for you.

Omg. Wth. Thats hilarious.
I'd read the whole thing but as Im in School, people will be like :S!
I think the headline said it all.

Btw, not all Scottish are like that. :]

[jesus]

why a bike tho :S

[sock]

exactly
but HOW the hell do u do a bike

wellz rytz, u burztz da tyre n put ur n0b in da 0le

[FlyingJesus]

Surely if it was in a room that he paid for it shouldn't be an issue. He obviously didn't leave the door open as they took the trouble of getting a master key to find him.

[beth]

why the hell has he been arrested?
he didn't open his door, henceforth he wasn't "exposing" they walked into his room through choice.

secondly, i don't particularily think the bike minded.
the police should go do better things, like deal with murder.

[Jamesy]

But if the bike can't speak it may have been rape :O

[Yoshimitsui]

Probation, is that it. I would have him reffered to a psychiatric ward.

[Ezzie.]

he's been put on the sex offenders list too.. ***?

[Pirrom]

LOL@HIM, no seriously, wth.

[Jamesy]

http://weightweenies.starbike.com/images/lightbike/bike.jpg

Just look at it you dirty animals ;)

[FlyingJesus]

Ugly bike, all out of proportion. The seat is higher than the handlebars, the pedals aren't parallel and the different spoke designs on front and back wheel are such a turn-off :(

[Ezzie.]

http://www.cruiserking.de/fp/archiv/homepage/images/cruiser01.JPG

UMMM

look at the frame on that ;)

i think we should start a bike porn thread tbh. xD

[FlyingJesus]

Done (http://www.habboxforum.com/showthread.php?p=4127816)

off now BYeeeeeeee

[Rs Rob]

The welsh **** sheeps
The scots **** bikes
The english **** 14 year olds and get them preggy:)

Lol atleast we stick to People

[-Xiangu-]

i laughed at this so much

[womanizer]

i dont understand why he's been arested..

[le harry]

Well, that's the Scottish for you.

Yeah lol.