How to cure stomach ache --> LOLLOLLOL

[Minstrels]

Well about ten minutes ago I had REALLY bad stomach ache, you know the ones which you get where you just curl up in a ball and wish to die? Well for a joke I looked on Google for cures for stomach aches and cramps thinking I was going to laugh my head off. However I found one where someone said 'Swallow one inch of toothpaste for a quick cure to stomach ache with no harm to the body... and it tastes nice!'. So I was like, lol at this person I might try this for a laugh and look like a plonker when it doesn't work. So I waddled into the bathroom in pain and plopped one inch of Colgate toothpaste on my finger and swallowed it. About two minutes later the pain had gone! I was like.... WTH LMAO! Urm yeah, theres how you fix stomach ache even if you do think I'm ramberling on about silly stuff but it works! :P:D

[buttons]

I have stomach ate atm.
but that's probably 'cause I had too much to drink & eat last night, i'ma try it. ^^

[Hitman]

OR take a renne pastel or whatever they're called - ALWAYS helps. :P

[Minstrels]

OR take a renne pastel or whatever they're called - ALWAYS helps. :P
I like to be adventurous! :P

[Hitman]

I like to be adventurous! :P
I suppose with toothpaste you're killing two birds with one stone; Feeling better and clean teeth!

[BobX]

lol how did someone even find that out?... :S

[Minstrels]

lol how did someone even find that out?... :S
The website said some guy in the RAF got stranded and couldn't get back because he had huge stomach pains and he only had the toothpaste left so he swallowed some thinking that he could distract himself by tasting all the mint... little did he know he found a cure for stomach pains he thought he was just distracting himself! Well thats what the site says. :P

[Jordy]

lol I always get that in Maths lessons? Would I be sad to take toothpaste to school? xD

[Jack.]

Wow, I love you :P

I've been quite ill and I've felt sick all day. I've just swallowed a bit of toothpaste and the sickness in my stomach has appeared to pretty much go away. :D

Thank you very much. :)

[Charlie]

I thought it says on toothpaste that you shouldn't swallow it? I'll try it anyway next time I have a stomach ache.

[reindeer.]

my stomach has appeared to pretty much go away.
omg fat people shud try this.

[Jack.]

omg fat people shud try this.

LOL. Yep

[Minstrels]

I thought it says on toothpaste that you shouldn't swallow it? I'll try it anyway next time I have a stomach ache.
As long as it works I don't care what the hell it says. :P

[Fart]

Im so going to try this! I get bad stomachs quiet alot dont know why though :S but ill give it ago and get back to you!

[stratosphere]

We have hydrochloric acid in our stomachs.
Toothpaste is an alkali.

Acid + Alkali = Neutral.

Therefore no pain. Still, wouldn't advise eating lots of it.

[Fart]

WELL, I waited to have a bad stomach to true this and this morning i did!, So I tried the 1 inch of toothpaste tasted RANK when it goes down your throat but water can fix that :P, but it worked 2 minutes later I came out the wiser, Great smelling breath and no stomach ache :D
This truely works

[le harry]

[quote=stratosphere;4206472]We have hydrochloric acid in our stomachs.
Toothpaste is an alkali.

Acid + Alkali = Neutral.

i'd think after doing a year of chemistry i would of remembered that rule lol

[5,5]

Lol, I gotta remember that xD

[Stephen]

Well about ten minutes ago I had REALLY bad stomach ache, you know the ones which you get where you just curl up in a ball and wish to die? Well for a joke I looked on Google for cures for stomach aches and cramps thinking I was going to laugh my head off. However I found one where someone said 'Swallow one inch of toothpaste for a quick cure to stomach ache with no harm to the body... and it tastes nice!'. So I was like, lol at this person I might try this for a laugh and look like a plonker when it doesn't work. So I waddled into the bathroom in pain and plopped one inch of Colgate toothpaste on my finger and swallowed it. About two minutes later the pain had gone! I was like.... WTH LMAO! Urm yeah, theres how you fix stomach ache even if you do think I'm ramberling on about silly stuff but it works! :P:D

Guess what guys.. He found out a week later that it wasn't toothpaste, it was
hemorrhoid cream