Sex with Dolphins.

[Jamesy]

Sucky is storming the animals forum. And with "Sex" in the thread title. Not what you think... Also, before I go any further I have contact a moderator and this is deemed acceptable :)

No spamming or rude posts

Basically, this is a very fascinating article. Yet it may be sickening to others. Or make others horny... I really do not wish to know.


QA) What is Zoophilia?

AA) Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children.

QB) Why Dolphins?

AB) Dolphins are very intelligent, highly emotional and expressive creatures. They enjoy the company of humans, and if a relationship develops between a human and a dolphin, as has happened with me, they will, on occasion, wish to express their trust and affection for you in the most direct way; through mating, or sex-play. You see, dolphins do not use sex purely for procreative reasons. They use it as a way of strengthening the bonds between pod mates (mothers and calves included), and also for fun. Dolphins and humans share this common trait with very few other animals, so sometimes it makes me wonder when people continue to ask me "How DO you mate with a dolphin?". Easy. Let the dolphin tell you!Is a smaller summary of the article. The rest I will let you read in

THIS LINK HERE (http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html)


if you are offended or find things strange don't blame me. I didn't force you to click the link.

I don't partake in this hobby, I just thought the article is interesting yet disturbing.

[cocaine]

that is absolutely disgusting

[WarezKid]

I lol'd when you gave that to me last time

[dirrty]

sounds fun.
:rolleyes:

[Technologic]

How's you breathe underwater?

[MrGazet]

How's you breathe underwater?
rofl :P

ew.i cant imagine :rolleyes:

[Charlie]

Wow, those people most be desperate, having sex with something they know can't say no.

[FlyingJesus]

Saw this a few years ago, or something similar if not the exact same thing. Raises an interesting point really, as dolphins are actually the closest thing to sentient creatures on earth other than humans - they have sex for pleasure, something which other animals do not. Still, I don't agree with it.

[GommeInc]

Is saying it's interesting, wrong?

[Roboevil]

Is saying it's interesting, wrong?

I was interested and intregued, I'm surprised as to how much detail it goes into; I wasn't at all disgusted by it though. The man who wrote this seems pretty sane, I wouldn't mind meeting him; I wouldn't once mistaken or judge him for a psychopath or a pervert.

[Janet Snakehole]

Wow, those people most be desperate, having sex with something they know can't say no.

LMAO.

Nice article.
(Y)

[Neversoft]

Whoops, double posted due to the lag. Sorry.

Look below \/

[Neversoft]

So, if it's possible to mate with a dolphin, is it possible to have a child/fish with it? :S

What would the offspring look like? Mermaid plz.

Didn't some woman give birth to a monkey before?

[.Nickie]

So, if it's possible to mate with a dolphin, is it possible to have a child/fish with it? :S

What would the offspring look like? Mermaid plz.

Didn't some woman give birth to a monkey before?
i LoL'd at that^^

but yeah that article is well wierd i had to read it twice to make sure what i reading was right ;l

[Moh]

OMG I have found my new hobby...

Jokes...

Isn't this like animal cruelty? Raping the poor Dolphin.

[FlyingJesus]

So, if it's possible to mate with a dolphin, is it possible to have a child/fish with it? :S

What would the offspring look like? Mermaid plz.

Didn't some woman give birth to a monkey before?

Nah you can't have kids with a dolphin, the DNA is too different. As for your end question, I can't answer that without being racist :(

[Jamesy]

I was interested and intregued, I'm surprised as to how much detail it goes into; I wasn't at all disgusted by it though. The man who wrote this seems pretty sane, I wouldn't mind meeting him; I wouldn't once mistaken or judge him for a psychopath or a pervert.

My thoughts exactly. I don't want to go out and do it with dolphin but this is just one of those strange insights into the odd behaviour of someone elses sexual preference. Albeit one that is generally frowned upon in society.

[Hitman]

OMG I have found my new hobby...

Jokes...

Isn't this like animal cruelty? Raping the poor Dolphin.Click the link and read more, he isn't raping it the dolphin wants to do it.

I agree with Roboevil.

[Camy]

Thats strange imo.
Dolphins must be the only animals who have 'consentual' sex.
Well I suppose if thats what your into...lol

[le harry]

The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater.

:eusa_thin

[&]

it also sais you may wish to lick, and suck upon the head, but do not deepthroat as a thrust may break your neck LOL

[Jamesy]

First sexual experience of a dolphin getting hot with his foot...

haha, "don't do it in an aquarium"

[Psychonaut]

That`s strange, but vaguely.. interesting.. in a.. gross.. way.

[Telescoped]

LOL, this is very weird..



it also sais you may wish to lick, and suck upon the head, but do not deepthroat as a thrust may break your neck LOL

[Mr.Sam]

It's not just dolphins, It's generally called bestiality.

[Jamesy]

He called it Zoophillia. Apparently the dolphins want him to... :rolleyes:

[Mr.Sam]

Lol, Btw it's not just men who do it you do get women also one woman died hours after having sex with her horse.


He called it Zoophillia. Apparently the dolphins want him to... :rolleyes:

[Camy]

Lol, Btw it's not just men who do it you do get women also one woman died hours after having sex with her horse.

Proof?

Lol
I really don't know what would possess someone to want to have sex with an animal, why not just have sex with one of your own kind :S

[&]

yeh there was a man who died when he got a horse to have some fun :rolleyes:

[WarezKid]

ye, becasue he tool was too big ^^

lmao!

[Roboevil]

yeh there was a man who died when he got a horse to have some fun :rolleyes:

yh hes called christopher reeves.

[cocaine]

yeh there was a man who died when he got a horse to have some fun :rolleyes:

mr hands?

[Mr.Sam]

That's what is one of the most annoying things on this forum, Everything you post requires proof, why not take their word for it?:rolleyes:



Proof?

[Decapitated!]

you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt **** sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....
***.

[-:Undertaker:-]

(Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.)

Wow, that's something I wanted to know.

[Jamesy]

Wow, that's something I wanted to know.

Must come in handy sometime though...

[Thrived]

that was actualy interesting :S
odd, but i wasnt like 'eww gross'
its up to him what he does and he seems to know alot about dolphins, not just sexually either.
i kinda agree with roboevil, but i wouldnt want to meet him...
and i hope this isnt like loads of peoples hobbys lmao :S

[Tristan]

yh. There's a video of the woman having sex with the horse. A lot of guys in my year at school have it on their phones... Lol.

&&

LOL Mit.

EDIT: LOL.
Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?

A3) Accept, if possible!

[Smits]

WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt **** sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....


LOLOLOLOL

This is actually quite interesting, you learn ssomething new everyday.


And if you think this is bad. Search the internet for bestiality

[Roboevil]

That's what is one of the most annoying things on this forum, Everything you post requires proof, why not take their word for it?:rolleyes:

Where's your proof?

[&]

lol roboevil.

and eww a bestiality search.
dont go on the site o_X

[.:Normal...]

Lmao, wth did I just read..

[Alkaz]

omg eww.

[Jamesy]

The reaction covers a wide spectrum on this forum. No:

"Omg that looks like fun" replies yet... :rolleyes:

[Roboevil]

The reaction covers a wide spectrum on this forum. No:

"Omg that looks like fun" replies yet... :rolleyes:

And for the love of god I can't figure out why not.

[Mr.Sam]

z0mg right there!?!?!?!?!?


Where's your proof?

[Telescoped]

LOL in the folder /family/ some of pages have some naughty images rofl.

I read the whole of Alfor dolphins article. This guy is extremely weird, and strange.
Who on earth would want to play with a dolphin?

[WarezKid]

they got nun sex ;/

[Elliott$]

poor dolphin

I aint even read first thread
but I think it's bout man doing it with dolphin so thts ew

[Jord]

How's you breathe underwater?


Gil's mate :D

[Frisky]

Some people are so weird :P

[Abzii]

Thats weird lol

[Alan_Carr]

Lmao, this is quite good :)

[Fart]

Oh my! Ewwww

[@xP]

Sucky is storming the animals forum. And with "Sex" in the thread title. Not what you think... Also, before I go any further I have contact a moderator and this is deemed acceptable :)

No spamming or rude posts

Basically, this is a very fascinating article. Yet it may be sickening to others. Or make others horny... I really do not wish to know.

Is a smaller summary of the article. The rest I will let you read in

THIS LINK HERE (http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html)


if you are offended or find things strange don't blame me. I didn't force you to click the link.

I don't partake in this hobby, I just thought the article is interesting yet disturbing.



I'm sure you'll get far in life. jks.

Thats disgusting, tbh why would you even think about posting this? :P

[ColyTom]

This is quite an interesting topic.

[5,5]

I've seen it done.

[Jamesy]

I'm sure you'll get far in life. jks.

Thats disgusting, tbh why would you even think about posting this? :P

I don't condone it, I just found it an interesting article. Quite a few people on here feel the same way which is a mild fascination.

[Herman]

interesting, although i don't agree with it.

[skins]

HaHa! Thats weird!
Can i ask how you came across this! lol

[Jamesy]

HaHa! Thats weird!
Can i ask how you came across this! lol

Facepunch

[Niall!]

Thats weird..

[Soy]

Hmm interesting

[Grimmauld]

holy ****, they can wrap their penis around things

[dunke]

thats just wrong

[Ichig0]

Anyone got a friend they can hook me up with? Preferrably of the correct age, sleek head, cute little pectoral fins, not to chunky on the back end. Willing to travel. :)

[le harry]

Unusual.