Saturday Night Live: Jeremy Lion - 12 Days...

[lolwut]

Well, this was originally on some random thing about 20 years ago.
But last Saturday on Saturday Night Live ...Again! Jeremy Lion did his rendidition of the 12 Days Of Christmas.
Argh, forget it. Just watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugv1Ug4U-zs
Appoligies 'cause this isn't the one that was actually on SNL but this one is the same.

I'm working on transcripting it now.

Enjoy. x

[Smiddy]

He came on the show just to get drunk n krunked lolol what a twit (imo)

Although he did make me laugh a bit.

Not as spectular/weird as the Human slinky though.

[lolwut]

True, but he's a comedian, which means his job is to get people to laugh at him.
Human Slinky was good but this is funnier.
Jimmy Carr as probably the funniest.

EDIT: I forgot to mention he does swear once towards the end, you have been warned, if a little late.
+ Can a mod merge the transcript into the first post?

Transcript:

12 DAYS OF XMAS (JEREMY LION):

on the 1st day of christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree

on the 2nd day of christmas my true love sent to me, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree

on the 3rd day of christmas my true love sent to me, three frech hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree

on the 4th day of christmas my true love sent to me, four calling birds, three french hens, two french hens, and a partridge in a pear tree

on the 5th day of christmas my true love sent to me, five gold rings, four calling birds, three french hens, two ?, and a partridge in a pear three...

on the 6th day of christmas my true love sent to me, six geese a-milking, five gold rings, four boiling cats, three bent hens, two turtles heads...

on the 7th day of christmas my true love sent to me, some birds and some roses, six milky geese, five gold rings, four boiling cats, three bent pens, two furry gloves, and a...

on the 8th day of christmas my true love sent to me, eight legs on a spider, seven legs on a wierdo, six legs on an insect, five gold rings, four legs on a table, three on a stool, two on a cat, and a partridge...

----9th day missed out in the version I have----

on the 10th day of christmas my true love sent to me, ten o'clock news, nine o'clock news, eight o'clock news, seven o'clock news, six o'clock news, five gold rings, four o'clock news, three o'clock news, two o'clock news, and some news about a partridge.

on the 11th day of christmas my true love sent to me, oceans 11, ten with baldderic, nine and a half weeks, police academy 8, seven with brad pitt, six degrees of seperation, five gold rings, four and a few dollors more, three musketeers, two-mb raider (tomb raider), and a part(ridge in a pear tree)

on the 12th day of christmas my true love sent to me, twelve angry men, eleven legs on a spider on a stool, ten angry men (two of them have just calmed down), nine years since she left, eight angry men (two of them found some prozak in a bin), seven legs on a buggered spider, six of your ****ing geese, five gold rings, (count me down!) four, three, two, and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Judge Judy]

I liked the 12 days of xmas one

the one with the narrator and two guys one dressed like a girl and had to eat grapes etc was funny but sick :P