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Cwmbran
08-12-2007, 08:33 PM
Anybody ever had a good one?
Where your family doesnt go "Urghhhhh" to?

If so post it please cos i've never had a decent one lol.
Albion
08-12-2007, 08:46 PM
Q. Why does santa cross the road?
A. To get to the other side
Cwmbran
08-12-2007, 09:52 PM
Thats a prime example of **** christmas jokes.
Roboevil
08-12-2007, 09:58 PM
o dyou mean those sht ones like "what do snowmen eat for breakfast--snowflakes" :/
Energizer
08-12-2007, 10:10 PM
i find a lot of em well funny because they're so bad.
tully4leanne.
08-12-2007, 10:15 PM
LOL joke shop in bristol... sells racist ones ..... pop a cracker & get ur racist white/black joke.... & gift....
Cwmbran
08-12-2007, 10:43 PM
o dyou mean those sht ones like "what do snowmen eat for breakfast--snowflakes" :/
Yep them ones.

i find a lot of em well funny because they're so bad.
They are all so bad, after 18 years of christmas about 15 of which i remember I have not had a single funny cracker joke.

LOL joke shop in bristol... sells racist ones ..... pop a cracker & get ur racist white/black joke.... & gift....
Lol thats strange, are they actually funny?
ColyTom
08-12-2007, 10:52 PM
Q: What do you call something that's big, black, hairy has lots of legs and sharp teeth?

A: Neither do I but it's crawling up your leg right now.
(Makes my mum squirm every year)
Neversoft
11-12-2007, 04:46 PM
Some crackers do actually have good jokes. :P Come on, they're not as bad as the jokes you get on penguin bars!
I'll post some when I get a few christmas crackers. :8
Cwmbran
13-12-2007, 12:33 AM
Some crackers do actually have good jokes. :P Come on, they're not as bad as the jokes you get on penguin bars!
I'll post some when I get a few christmas crackers. :8

While we are on the topic of bad jokes, my brothers calendar has some terrible jokes on it.

"Whats a Snowmans favorite breakfast?
Snow-flakes."

"What king do you see every christmas?
A stoc-king."

Terrible.
Abzii
14-12-2007, 04:39 PM
Lol, the classic 'why did the lobster blush? Because the sea-weed!'
Firehorse
17-12-2007, 11:07 PM
they're better if they're not the cheap ones, if they're the supermarket ones yuo'll get the same jokes every year.
Cwmbran
20-12-2007, 04:15 PM
I don't tend to buy crackers for the jokes, just to pull and the party hats. :P

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