Advent Calender Jokes/facts

[.Nickie]

Ok i been waiting for a thread like this
Do you have an advent calender?
If do post a few of the jokes u have had so far
and what type of calender you have

i have celebrations one
and funniest[most pathetic] jokes was

What king do you see at christmas?
a Stoc-King
What do the reinder sing to santa on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow

And a random fact is
Stars are used for christmas decorations to symbolize that first christmas star

Theres a few
So Post yours ;]

[Abzii]

Doctor who ^^.
And it doesn't have jokes, it has questions lol

[Fifteen]

Doctor who ^^.
And it doesn't have jokes, it has questions lol

Same, don't even like dr. who :(

[ColyTom]

Mine is High School Musical.
Mine said "Go Fight Win" today.

[Neversoft]

I just get little pictures of stockings and christmas trees (and chocolate of course) behind the windows of my advent calendar. :P

[Geraint]

1. What happens when you drop a snowball into a glass of water?
It gets wet
2. What is Santa's wife called?
Mary Christmas
3. The Tallest man is about 9 foot high. That is about 181 Maltesers stacked up
4. Not a fact or joke
5. Not a fact or joke
6. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas eve?
Because it soots him
7. No fact or joke
8. No fact or joke
9. Who hides in the bakers at Christmas?
A mince spy
10. Knock knock
Who's there?
Holly
Holly Who?
Holly-days are here again
11. What do penguins ride?
Ice-cycles

[Bethanie]

I got a Thorntons Advent Calender with Beth and a heart on it, my mum works in Thorntons hehe!

[WarezKid]

Mine is spiderman!!!!!

[Energizer]

1. What happens when you drop a snowball into a glass of water?
It gets wet

lmao!!!

and i don't have one.

[Andeeh]

I Make mine myself =]

My sis got my spiderman LOL

Its just choccie and u can make spiderman hat thing

[Smits]

MARS and no jokes or facts.