Mr.Sam
11-12-2007, 07:12 PM
might be interesting to a few people.
"Geneticists have established that every woman in the world shares a single female ancestor who lived a hundred and fifty thousand years ago. Scientists do actually call her "Eve". And every man shares a single male ancestor dubbed "Adam". It's also been established, however, that Adam was born eighty thousand years after Eve . . . so the world before him was one of heavy- to industrial-strength lesbianism, one assumes."
"What is the connection between the Archbishop of Canterbury's left ear and Adam's bellybutton"
http://faculty.eicc.edu/ckrumbein/images/rome98-creation-of-man.jpg
they're both purely decorative. Adam, of course, cannot have had a navel, because he was created--he wasn't born--so there wouldn't have been an umbilical cord. The archbishop didn't have hearing in the left ear so it is purely decorative.
"Geneticists have established that every woman in the world shares a single female ancestor who lived a hundred and fifty thousand years ago. Scientists do actually call her "Eve". And every man shares a single male ancestor dubbed "Adam". It's also been established, however, that Adam was born eighty thousand years after Eve . . . so the world before him was one of heavy- to industrial-strength lesbianism, one assumes."
"What is the connection between the Archbishop of Canterbury's left ear and Adam's bellybutton"
http://faculty.eicc.edu/ckrumbein/images/rome98-creation-of-man.jpg
they're both purely decorative. Adam, of course, cannot have had a navel, because he was created--he wasn't born--so there wouldn't have been an umbilical cord. The archbishop didn't have hearing in the left ear so it is purely decorative.