ur fake excuses to stay home/get out of class

[Bibliophobia]

da stomach ache one always works :D

[dannyisnotamazing]

"mum please can i have day of school.."

[jesus]

i dont need any

XX
Jamie

[Bibliophobia]

"mum please can i have day of school.."

dat sometimes work

if u combine it with pained expressions

[Moh]

da stomach ache one always works :D
Agreed :)

[360]

diarrhea is a classic

[Moh]

diarrhea is a classic
And how you gona pull that one off?

[ToiletPolice]

Um

Im gunna puke.
Diahorea
Kicked out lool.
Big bully.
dno dnt use em

[360]

If your in school at break go to the office and say you've got diarrhea

Then when you get home spend logn sessions in the toilet and when your comming out spray LOADS of air freshener

[tart]

period pains to get outta PE

[Alkaz]

Laying on the sofa with my quilt, and all cuddled up and speaking all low :P

[benjamin]

say u got the *****
they cant rly say u gotta go hahaha

[.L!nK.]

I just used to walk out..

[360]

or
The previous night just stay up for as long as you can, not blinking much

Then when you wake up walk all finched (is that a word? o.o You get what I mean hopefully) and your eyes will be red and bloodshot

[Zuar]

just spin rounds loads and loads, then when you get in class say "I'm gonna be sick!" and run out and don't come back for awhile..
works all the time..

[dannyisnotamazing]

just spin rounds loads and loads, then when you get in class say "I'm gonna be sick!" and run out and don't come back for awhile..
works all the time..
im sure your teacher doesnt see you stood up spinning around
gotta try that one 2morro

[The Hoosiers]

I pooed my pants ;o.

[Moh]

If your at school, ask if you can get some fresh air, then go get some water then say you still feel crap and just say your stomach hurts :p

[Cwmbran]

"Was my 18th last night and I got absaloutly wrecked, I can't concentrate so im gonna go home, toodles"

I used that one in college after my 18th worked a treat.

[Anarchy]

Just dont go?

[Anarchy]

Or just walk out?

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[Mario]

i got smiley cheese disease.
always works.

[Zuar]

im sure your teacher doesnt see you stood up spinning around
gotta try that one 2morro
no u spin round before u go into class :rolleyes:
lol

[Ramones]

i usually just wait until the register's been done then ask to go to toilet and just don't come back, i get marked present and don't have to stay :eusa_danc. I told my tutor i didn't come to class because i got hit by a car once aswell.

[,Rachyy,]

Ughh "Mom can I stay home" or the whole just sleep in don't wake up works :)

[Moh]

just sleep in don't wake up works :)
Im not the only one who did that :o
Yea, that works. My mum can't drag me out of bed like she used to do when I was in primary school.

lol just remembered im at college and were alowed to leave :p

[Minstrels]

If your at home go to bed at like 7PM with two duvets on and a jumper etc when your parents go to sleep, switch TV on mess around for a bit take the jumper and duvet off if you want. Wake up just before your parents and put the jumper and duvet back on then pretend to be asleep or go back to sleep and just say you feel ill, cold etc. Works for me ;>

[j]

My ex told me that if she says shes on her period she gets sent home.
So yeah :P

[lolwut]

Coming in at lunch and saying "Im not late, Im early for tommorow." -Only works if your teacher has a sence of humor.
Spend ages on the toilet and spray air freshner, mixed with some pained expressions (:
Say "My mum phoned the office" if you miss a day, teachers in my school don't check to see if they actually did.
sometimes, don't even bother with any excuse, "Learning about Japan will not help me in my future career, so I didn't see reason to come into Geography today." Expect an after school detention after use.
Girls in my class tend to use the period pains one to get out of boring lessons like History/Geography.

[Slowpoke]

I just used to walk out..

me too. then they put up 10ft green fences around my school and ALL the doors are controlled by magnets which staff have control of (sounds like a prison doesn't it).

The only way to get out now is to wait by reception until someone enters/exits the building and sneak out before the magnet timer runs out which is about 10seconds.

[Ugawa]

I pretended to fall down the stairs once lol.

XX
Nia

[Muniflex]

My fairy godmother died.

[JackHb]

Just get your friend to ring up pretending to be your mum

[Janet Snakehole]

Lmao.
I've used so many.
Only like last week I told my teacher:

"I had something in my eye and I couldn't see for like hours. Mum took me to the hospital and they made me wear this patch over it for the rest of the day, so basically there was no point in coming in."

& I got my friend to write me a fake letter. (:

[Soy]

I got out of class once by putting a ring tone on my phone and then pretending to answer it, and then i told my teacher that it was very important news concerning my nan and he let me go

[Blue]

Just don't eat anything for one night after school, tell parents your feeling sick and when your parents go out the next day, eat :)

[Juch]

say "school is closed for xmas holidays ;)"

[beth]

"hi, i've got aids."

[Gangster]

just say i feel sick. but when i'm late for school i say "there was alot of traffic"
or "the bus took long"

[beau03]

i dont need exuses

[Jinc]

There's a headlouse epidemic.

[Axel]

I just tell my Mum I'm ill and she trusts me because I'm not a skiving idiot.

[Cryptoo]

used to be sore stomach ache
dont work anymore

my mums being rly tough now cuz "ive had too many days of"
like i was rly sick nd she nvr let me took it off =(

skul sucks nyway

[Lubricant]

Could just easily walk out at college. Every wednesday was a 3 hour break in the middle and sometimes I just didn't go back.

Can't skive now though. I work.

[Recursion]

Coming in at lunch and saying "Im not late, Im early for tommorow." -Only works if your teacher has a sence of humor.
Spend ages on the toilet and spray air freshner, mixed with some pained expressions (:
Say "My mum phoned the office" if you miss a day, teachers in my school don't check to see if they actually did.
sometimes, don't even bother with any excuse, "Learning about Japan will not help me in my future career, so I didn't see reason to come into Geography today." Expect an after school detention after use.
Girls in my class tend to use the period pains one to get out of boring lessons like History/Geography.

Does for us :( Our school has a system that auto rings us and if we don't answer or it is someone under 18 (they can tell by voice or something LOL) it appears on the register on the computer and the tutor questions us LOL

[WarezKid]

Does for us :( Our school has a system that auto rings us and if we don't answer or it is someone under 18 (they can tell by voice or something LOL) it appears on the register on the computer and the tutor questions us LOL


omg..

That hell dude.

[Conorx0]

me mums dead gullable so i just lyk ooh cof cof am not well mummy n she's lyk oh u myt av 2 stay off n am lyk oh do i av to cof cof cof n shes lyk oh i don't want u gettin flu n am lyk oh if u fink it's for the best then ok cof cof cof cof


n i walked out once when i was gettin told off i just fort sod this n walked out n nothin even got done about it infact me dad took me 2 see blade 3 when i did that cos we was getting our alarm fitted that day so me dad came home like 9 oclock lol

[Orangeesh]

Does for us :( Our school has a system that auto rings us and if we don't answer or it is someone under 18 (they can tell by voice or something LOL) it appears on the register on the computer and the tutor questions us LOL

may as well put u in prison

[WarezKid]

meh


walk half way to schoo, then run away and sleep in a bin.

[Carbrini]

urr
on last days of term
I just say
All my mates arent going ill be the only one in the class
works :)

[BowTies1]

urr
on last days of term
I just say
All my mates arent going ill be the only one in the class
works :)


i use thatone aswell

[Archies]

All you have too do is.
When you get a sheet/paper what ever from your school sayings its teachers training day or somat.

Just scan it on your printer and change the date lmao.
Then print it out :D

[lew!]

i always used 2 b aloud to stay home (not like EVERY day, but like one day a week lol)
but im not aloud 1 more day off for the next 6 weeks otherwise
jail + fine for my mum lolll

[Mr.Sam]

I would prefer to be at sixth form than at home to be honest, Most of my friends will be in sixth form anyway.

Also I can just say I have a free lesson on I missed my bus to the other school.

we have this partnership thing where there are 6 schools in which we can go to for lessons, One of mine is at another school.

[french]

there's a three headed monkey at school waiting to
eat me up.

[buttons]

If i want to stay at home I'll just say I don't feel well the night before and stay in that night so I can pretend i still feel crap the next morning.

But yeah in school if i wanna get outta class then I'll say I have a sore head, sore throat, feel ill, or like if i say i've got really numb cold hands they always let you out. if i'm late for class just say i had a nosebleed!

Once for jokes she said why are you late? and i goes erm..constipation? and i got chucked out, fun.

[WarezKid]

Just say my ear not working ¬.¬!!!!!!!!!!

Best one you gotta say :D