View Full Version : Things you can get away with saying at Christmas
WarezKid
19-12-2007, 04:23 PM
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. it’s a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full; I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
lol...
Alkaz
19-12-2007, 04:25 PM
i lol'd at some of them.
Pat McGroin
19-12-2007, 04:25 PM
I can get away with them any time of the year.
WarezKid
19-12-2007, 04:26 PM
Soo sexual lol........
I be saying some of these at my frineds house soon (H)
Breakfloor
19-12-2007, 04:26 PM
some of them were funny.
Technologic
19-12-2007, 08:24 PM
Some were amusing
RedStratocas
19-12-2007, 08:27 PM
how come you can't say 7, 8, 9, or 20 during other times of the year? :/ they dont sound anything like innuendo.
how come you can't say 7, 8, 9, or 20 during other times of the year? :/ they dont sound anything like innuendo.Lol i guess u dont have a irty mind like mine then
lol at ALL of em.
im going to try and say as many as i can tbh.
:Liam
19-12-2007, 08:35 PM
this is taken from a christmas card.
Virgin Mary
19-12-2007, 08:51 PM
MmMmMMM santa can come down my chimney any day of the year
joshuar
19-12-2007, 08:54 PM
LOL.
Never thought of them like that before!
adidas™
19-12-2007, 09:50 PM
lmao at them
RedStratocas
19-12-2007, 10:03 PM
Lol i guess u dont have a irty mind like mine then
im sorry, but "Are you ready for seconds yet?" is a HUGE stretch for sexual innuendo.
Nightcrawler
19-12-2007, 10:08 PM
That was fun xD
The Undertaker
19-12-2007, 10:17 PM
lol, gon try slip those in somewhere this year >=)
WarezKid
19-12-2007, 10:41 PM
Your welcome (H)
Stephen
19-12-2007, 11:19 PM
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. it’s a little dry and hairy; do you still want to eat it and pick hair out of your teeth?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go but when I take it out again don't forget to swallow.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up to say hello.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full; I've been gobbling nobby's nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
lol...
Sorry lmao.. random post, didn't sound dirtier enough to me.
Just a few minor edits :)
Shawnstra
20-12-2007, 02:12 AM
LOL nice ones, you made them up?
Stephen
20-12-2007, 02:15 AM
Omggg I made a rhyme up...
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go but when I take it out again don't forget to swallow.
le harry
20-12-2007, 02:56 AM
I can get away with them any time of the year.
of course you can craig.
Teyauna.
20-12-2007, 09:29 PM
The dirty ones, I would never get away with no matter what time of year, the rude ones too.
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. it’s a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full; I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
lol...
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO loving your posts so far ;) , 21 made me laugh like hell
lScottl
21-12-2007, 12:58 PM
What about "That bird is shaved"
Mexam
21-12-2007, 01:25 PM
What about "That bird is shaved"
KILLED IT SOZ.
lScottl
21-12-2007, 02:10 PM
KILLED IT SOZ.
urm......?
PaulMacC
21-12-2007, 02:24 PM
KILLED IT SOZ.
I lold
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