Lol, stop searched.

[Earthquake]

OK, so their was around 8 of us all mucking around down at the end of my mates cousin house. We normally steal peoples flower pots for a laugh then sell them to people so yeah, I needed to make a few bob so I decided to steal this plant what looked easy to take so their I was picking it up, then BAM!

next door actually FILMED me taking it so I just picked it up in the air and threw it across the road and damn did it smash, now thinking nothing else will happen after that we go past this white van (btw its about 1:00am)

Now this white van is known to be dodgy and the doors are always unlocked, so yeah I start opening some of the doors and my mates little cousin gets inside for a joke we all holded the doors on her. because she started screaming the damn guy who filmed us called the police for us breaking into the vechile, so yeah now we are walking back unaware about 2 police cars, and 1 CID car pulls up and asks us a few questions, now they start to search us. so I take alcohol of my mates little cousin so she don't get done for it and now my other mate I have to feel sorry for him as his got 2 packets of weed on him.

But hey, it all ends well because the police officer never gave a ****. only one good thing come out of this and that was the women police officer putting her hands down my mates cousins bra hehehe.

[Rs Rob]

Then u woke up? Or u still asleep at this point?

[Dawsy]

i would liek proof

[Ajax.]

Lol, was funny. Don't need proof for me.

[Kardan]

I was involved in a random search that they did at a themepark as a security measure, and that's about it.

[-:Undertaker:-]

Ever had any respect for people property?

[alex 1889]

Wow why the hell are you telling us this, its not like its gunna makje you popular, carrying, weeds alchol and stealing property? Yeah aren't you great.
And then you woke up?

[Earthquake]

Wow why the hell are you telling us this, its not like its gunna makje you popular, carrying, weeds alchol and stealing property? Yeah aren't you great.
And then you woke up?
Its called blogging and bragging, I guess those who are jealous of those with a social life would moan..

[PappaLou]

then he woke up and smelt the bacon

[Earthquake]

then he woke up and smelt the bacon
God why are all of you using my line? I actually went back to the house and about 10 minutes later back to my mates and we slept the night their.

[PappaLou]

o soz if it is rly urs, im sure alot of people have used it b4 u!

+rep for the effort

[--ss--]

Why steal flowerpots , I don't see how people get 'laughs' out of things like this :S

[Earthquake]

Why steal flowerpots , I don't see how people get 'laughs' out of things like this :S
You make money.

[jackass]

Damien, why, oh why, do you post this stuff? The world doesn't like people who steal things, and think its hard to be involved in crime. So why do it, really? Honestly though, if you didn't do all this stuff, I might not snap at all your posts, and actually be friendly towards you.

But when you do all this, it just makes me feel disgusted.

[Earthquake]

Damien, why, oh why, do you post this stuff? The world doesn't like people who steal things, and think its hard to be involved in crime. So why do it, really? Honestly though, if you didn't do all this stuff, I might not snap at all your posts, and actually be friendly towards you.

But when you do all this, it just makes me feel disgusted.
Do you actually think I care how you feel towards me, maybe if you had a little more respect around here then I might.

[Nemo]

I thought you were ben, no surpise its you then damien.

Pfft.Grow up.

[Rs Rob]

EDIT: Lmao at above post

***** u sound like a right tramp..

How much u get per flower pot?

Bet its loadsssssssss init whats the best 1s to nick n sell? Noob..

[Earthquake]

EDIT: Lmao at above post

***** u sound like a right tramp..

How much u get per flower pot?

Bet its loadsssssssss init whats the best 1s to nick n sell? Noob..
I live in dagenham, so do you. Don't even bother disrespecting me because you already know the concequences, YOU WILL BE JUMPED BY RM8 CREW.

[Rs Rob]

I live in dagenham, so do you. Don't even bother disrespecting me because you already know the concequences, YOU WILL BE JUMPED BY RM8 CREW.

Lmao! Funny.. Even people who nick flower pots aint low enough for dagenham.. Lol haha noob id smash the **** out of u for fun

You live in dagenham? Where? and where da **** is rm8 u sopey mug

[Rs Rob]

Hang on what other accounts u got? millions init? ur the noob who reckons u know me and im in year 7 init? dnt go a school.. Rofl no wonder why more bullocks..

[Glen Coco]

Wow.
You really must be low on money , probably after spending it all on drugs , to have to steal peoples flower pots and sell them .
I feel sorry for you .

[Slash]

You make money.
Who the **** buys flower pots? Grannies on the street corner?

[jackass]

I live in dagenham, so do you. Don't even bother disrespecting me because you already know the concequences, YOU WILL BE JUMPED BY RM8 CREW.

Yeah, 'cause people that collect flower pots are well hard.


Do you actually think I care how you feel towards me, maybe if you had a little more respect around here then I might.


Respect for YOU? Your just some small boy who pervs on little girls according to your other threads.

[danny-dyer]

Wsb blud

[Rs Rob]

His gona open his own flower pot bootsale when his abit more mature an older 20p ea lol

Noob u aint from dagenham u wouldnt b nicking flower pots if u was.

Serious tho if u are meet me cause itd would b 3 hits mate

Me hitting you
You hitting da Floor
The Ambulance Hitting 90

[Kardan]

Flower pots are literally worthless anyway... And what do you do? Go from house to house forcing people to buy a flower pot for 25 pence or they'll get battered by your 'crew'.

And by posting it on the forum, it doesn't make you seem 'cooler', just makes you look like a fool.

[Rs Rob]

Flower pots are literally worthless anyway... And what do you do? Go from house to house forcing people to buy a flower pot for 25 pence or they'll get battered by your 'crew'.

And by posting it on the forum, it doesn't make you seem 'cooler', just makes you look like a fool.

Lol well i was close i said 20 :P

His a sopey idiot

[WarezKid]

You can make more money by selling some SIM cards by ordering them from the net -.-

[Steven.]

Well ain't you a hard nut. Wouldn't it be gutting for you to get an ASBO, then breaking it and getting locked up.

Well, not gutting for me because i wont see lame posts on here saying stuff like that.

Now stop acting like some 'gangsta' because your far from it.

[Wootzeh]

Stealing people's flowerpots means you have a social life?

[Earthquake]

You lot need to get out more seriously, stealing flower pots aint the only thing I do, I do that very rarely, they sell for £11/14

[joshuar]

I need to learn how to be as cool as some people on this forum. I mean the respect just leaps from me to them through the internet. I should start sending flowers to your house. Well I wouldn't cause you would sell them for money.

[Earthquake]

I need to learn how to be as cool as some people on this forum. I mean the respect just leaps from me to them through the internet. I should start sending flowers to your house. Well I wouldn't cause you would sell them for money.
You what son, make sence.

[Slash]

You lot need to get out more seriously, stealing flower pots aint the only thing I do, I do that very rarely, they sell for £11/14

Who in their right mind buys a flower pot for £14?

[joshuar]

Ah okay I'll lay this down gansta style:
iz wish i culd b az c00l as u. i giv u lots of respct ova da net. i respct u dat mch i wuld snd u flowas bt u wuld sell em.

[Earthquake]

It aint tiny, its like massive. hey I just make money from it I don't intend to do it forever, just a bit of fun

[Wootzeh]

You what son, make sence.
Why do you need money anyway, your dad's a millionaire init.

[Earthquake]

Ah okay I'll lay this down gansta style:
iz wish i culd b az c00l as u. i giv u lots of respct ova da net. i respct u dat mch i wuld snd u flowas bt u wuld sell em.
im not giving you my address you pervert

[joshuar]

im not giving you my address you pervert


–verb (used with object) 1.to affect with perversion. 2.to lead astray morally. 3.to turn away from the right course. 4.to lead into mental error or false judgment. 5.to turn to an improper use; misapply. 6.to misconstrue or misinterpret, esp. deliberately; distort: to pervert someone's statement. 7.to bring to a less excellent state; vitiate; debase. 8.Pathology. to change to what is unnatural or abnormal. 9.to convert or persuade to a religious belief regarded as false or wrong. –noun 10.a person who practices sexual perversion. 11.Pathology. a person affected with perversion.

Not me so much, I wouldn't want your address anyway, I'll find you when flowerpots go missing from my house.

[Glen Coco]

Least he don't sell flowerpots .

[Earthquake]

Lol you lot crack me up.