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GoldenMerc
28-12-2007, 07:02 PM
Is using a condom from 03 bad?
Like what happens if it goes past the out of date thing? and you use it
Ross

WarezKid
28-12-2007, 07:06 PM
I dunno why it got a date on it lol :S

I suppose it fine..

-:Undertaker:-
28-12-2007, 07:09 PM
Latex can 'rot' if you like, so it's best to wear 2 or get a new one.

Azul
28-12-2007, 07:12 PM
Just do the logical thing and buy a new one. There a pound for god sake.

Samtraff
28-12-2007, 07:16 PM
Ross you dirty boy. What you planning with that? And like other people said just buy a new one! :D

@xP
28-12-2007, 07:17 PM
Just do the logical thing and buy a new one. There a pound for god sake.

or free at your local chemist.

GommeInc
28-12-2007, 07:18 PM
Ross you dirty boy. What you planning with that? And like other people said just buy a new one! :D
Make balloons or do this:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/826934/condom_light_party/

Yoshimitsui
28-12-2007, 07:19 PM
It's more likely to break. And the water based stuff thats inside no longer keeps it useable.

L!nK..
28-12-2007, 07:21 PM
Ross tut tut

RedStratocas
28-12-2007, 07:22 PM
dude, you can get condoms for free.

MrGazet
28-12-2007, 07:25 PM
ross you sounds fishy ;)

Sammeth.
28-12-2007, 07:33 PM
ross you sounds fishy ;)

he smells fishy too.

If you didnt get chance to use it in '03 what makes you think your luck has changed? Dont be such a skank, get a new one.

EDIT: Also, its not just the latex that starts to wear thin, its also the fact that the lubricants start to go off.

Loqo
28-12-2007, 07:55 PM
Make balloons or do this:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/826934/condom_light_party/

Thats awesome! lol.

Krusty
28-12-2007, 07:59 PM
well would you eat food from 2003?

;)

DonkeyFetish
28-12-2007, 08:00 PM
Get a new 1 2 for 1 pound lol

benjamin
28-12-2007, 08:04 PM
you don't even have to pay
get them free from your local gum clinic
and even some schools run organisations that you can get them from (my school does soemthing called bodyzone)

Stephen
28-12-2007, 08:33 PM
I dunno why it got a date on it lol :S

I suppose it fine..

They have expiry dates on them.....

Roboevil
28-12-2007, 08:43 PM
well would you eat food from 2003?

;)

I doubt he's planning on eating the condom.

Yoshimitsui
28-12-2007, 08:58 PM
I think hes shy

Ivake
28-12-2007, 09:18 PM
Well, unless you want Ross Jnrs,
get a new one.

Antony
28-12-2007, 09:20 PM
I doubt he's planning on eating the condom.

lmao was just going to say that.

Virgin Mary
28-12-2007, 09:25 PM
Aren't you like 12?

L!nK..
28-12-2007, 09:27 PM
Just ask someone to get you condoms for you.

Sammeth.
28-12-2007, 09:34 PM
Aren't you like 12?

I would say its about 4.

Zak
28-12-2007, 09:52 PM
I used one that was expired like in 2006 .. snapped.. lol.

Should tell you on the back when to use by, on durex anyway.

Clowgon
28-12-2007, 10:05 PM
Go to the police station and ask for one. If they say what u want it for and how old are u tell them: "Why do u want to know"?

WarezKid
28-12-2007, 10:06 PM
They have expiry dates on them.....

Ye i didnt worked that one out when i was reading this thread :8

Sammeth.
28-12-2007, 10:08 PM
Go to the police station and ask for one. If they say what u want it for and how old are u tell them: "Why do u want to know"?

My local police station is often overstocked with condoms. Good advice.

GoldenMerc
28-12-2007, 10:21 PM
Right i baught 34 of this boy from spain for like £3.56 i thought wow thats a gd offer
and now i relised why they were so cheap :'(

WarezKid
28-12-2007, 10:24 PM
Ross..

There free links to get them you &^*"

GoldenMerc
28-12-2007, 10:26 PM
seriously?
Im so ******* stupid LOOOOOOOOL

Sammeth.
28-12-2007, 10:29 PM
I think the thread title should be changed to "Guess the due date".

Moh
28-12-2007, 10:33 PM
Right i baught 34 of this boy from spain for like £3.56 i thought wow thats a gd offer
and now i relised why they were so cheap :'(
Why did you want 34?
You'll be lucky to use 1 :)

GommeInc
28-12-2007, 10:34 PM
Blow them up and use them in the same way the person in the video did. Do you want sound sensitive condom lights? I would, would you?

GoldenMerc
28-12-2007, 10:40 PM
o.O
Sometimes this forum amuses me how fat ugly people offend me such as Jack 8-)

Moh
28-12-2007, 10:45 PM
o.O
Sometimes this forum amuses me how fat ugly people offend me such as Jack 8-)
You didn't say I was fat and ugly when you wanted to try out one of them comdoms with me!

Aflux
28-12-2007, 10:46 PM
well would you eat food from 2003?

;)
well is a condom food?

Moh
28-12-2007, 10:50 PM
well is a condom food?
Humm.. maybe thats why I keep becoming ill lately.

buttons
28-12-2007, 10:51 PM
Is using a condom from 03 bad?
Like what happens if it goes past the out of date thing? and you use it
Ross
^o).
you'll never know will you, considering you said you slept with a girl then you said it was only sleeping next to her, not even a GINGER [i'm not ginger ok?] will sleep with you. you clearly are showing off Ross or whatever cause the easiest simplest solution even a BLONDE [yes me] would know is just to get a new one. pft.

Aflux
28-12-2007, 10:53 PM
Humm.. maybe thats why I keep becoming ill lately.
In some cultures, a condom is a favoured sidedish to the famous national human breasts with morning-after-pill source.

kk.
28-12-2007, 10:54 PM
^o).
you'll never know will you, considering you said you slept with a girl then you said it was only sleeping next to her, not even a GINGER [i'm not ginger ok?] will sleep with you. you clearly are showing off Ross or whatever cause the easiest simplest solution even a BLONDE [yes me] would know is just to get a new one. pft.
thought you were ginger?!

just splash out a bit, treat yourself

:Liam
28-12-2007, 10:55 PM
I doubt he's planning on eating the condom.
You never know what some people get upto in the bedroom ;)

buttons
28-12-2007, 10:58 PM
thought you were ginger?!

just splash out a bit, treat yourself
I'm blonde?! :S what you talking about? hu r ya.

kk.
28-12-2007, 11:02 PM
You never know what some people get upto in the bedroom ;)
and in habbo ;)


I'm blonde?! :S what you talking about? hu r ya.
josh ;) i was only joking btw, i can read :P

EDIT: oops, thought it was in spam merge these posts

Merged by Agesilaus (Forum Moderator): Post merged, please be more careful next time. :)

Moh
28-12-2007, 11:07 PM
and in habbo ;)
cyber ftw

buttons
28-12-2007, 11:09 PM
josh ;) i was only joking btw, i can read :P

EDIT: oops, thought it was in spam merge these posts
are you kill clowns joshy?
WHY DONT U TALK TO ME ANYMORE??!!
i am blonde. :]

kk.
28-12-2007, 11:12 PM
are you kill clowns joshy?
WHY DONT U TALK TO ME ANYMORE??!!
i am blonde. :]
ay, kill clowns whos that?
and because i dont know you :)

bigdavecox90
28-12-2007, 11:12 PM
Does it just like lose the lubrication? :S

benjamin
28-12-2007, 11:13 PM
and if ur rly that embarrased about buying them you could just get them from a machine in pub toilets lol

Clowgon
28-12-2007, 11:17 PM
Right i baught 34 of this boy from spain for like £3.56 i thought wow thats a gd offer
and now i relised why they were so cheap :'(

Lmao, they what happend to them are they ok? I hope so :@

tdi
28-12-2007, 11:18 PM
Is using a condom from 03 bad?
Like what happens if it goes past the out of date thing? and you use it
Ross
I doubt you'd be using it.

kk.
28-12-2007, 11:20 PM
and if ur rly that embarrased about buying them you could just get them from a machine in pub toilets lol
thats the way to go

Lmao, they what happend to them are they ok? I hope so :@
lol they were out of date

Moh
28-12-2007, 11:22 PM
and if ur rly that embarrased about buying them you could just get them from a machine in pub toilets lol
Or steal un used ones from your older brother or sister or... your parents?

benjamin
28-12-2007, 11:23 PM
Or steal un used ones from your older brother or sister or... your parents?
ahahaha i remember when i used to steal condoms off my older brother :D

Sammeth.
29-12-2007, 12:38 AM
ahahaha i remember when i used to steal condoms off my older brother :D

what a waste :(

kk.
29-12-2007, 12:42 AM
ahahaha i remember when i used to steal condoms off my older brother :D
lol same
you got new ones yet ross lol

Earthquake
29-12-2007, 12:46 AM
Coming on Habbox just before sex? Lol

Shawnstra
29-12-2007, 01:28 AM
Make balloons or do this:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/826934/condom_light_party/

lol those are gdd

beth
29-12-2007, 01:30 AM
this thread actually makes me feel a little ill.

&
29-12-2007, 01:33 AM
woww at the lights. lol

RedStratocas
29-12-2007, 02:00 AM
I doubt he's planning on eating the condom.

i lol'd

Virgin Mary
29-12-2007, 04:31 AM
http://file038a.bebo.com/15/large/2007/11/15/19/2913105983a6120271449l.jpg
it's my boyfriend okay

WarezKid
29-12-2007, 04:35 AM
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bo$$
29-12-2007, 04:40 AM
Coming on Habbox just before sex? Lol

LOLLLLL

j
29-12-2007, 04:43 AM
are you kill clowns joshy?
WHY DONT U TALK TO ME ANYMORE??!!
i am blonde. :]

That's moi and you should talk to me :(.

We had such fun convos ;).

beau03
29-12-2007, 04:44 AM
if u do, ull be a new father ;)

Metric.
29-12-2007, 07:21 AM
i dunno.. pull out before u ejaculate?~~~~

Recursion
29-12-2007, 08:29 AM
i dunno.. pull out before u ejaculate?~~~~

Best bit missing much... ? :|

le harry
29-12-2007, 09:44 AM
Ross you dirty boy. What you planning with that?

Isn't it obvious..

MrGazet
29-12-2007, 10:24 AM
lol those are gdd

yeah it was gd.nice invention lol :D

shizzle
29-12-2007, 10:45 AM
Make balloons or do this:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/826934/condom_light_party/
LOL AT THE END :D

Anyways get a new one if it has a scent then it will stank like dung.

drama
29-12-2007, 10:59 AM
from 03?
lol, get a new one, for free from the chemist, or for like a quid in tescos toilets.

Joord
29-12-2007, 11:12 AM
http://file038a.bebo.com/15/large/2007/11/15/19/2913105983a6120271449l.jpg
it's my boyfriend okaypmsl i seen that pic somewhere on the forum... or am i being stupid and thats goldenmerc LOL....

Paulio
29-12-2007, 11:16 AM
when there outa date all the lube wears off n they go all hard which gives them a better chance of splitting.

just sign up for a connexions card and ur allowed 8 free every week.

benjamin
29-12-2007, 11:52 AM
pmsl i seen that pic somewhere on the forum... or am i being stupid and thats goldenmerc LOL....
yer it's ross (goldenmerc)

zeJosh
29-12-2007, 11:59 AM
LOL AT THE END :D

Anyways get a new one if it has a scent then it will stank like dung.

Minty *REMOVED* , leaves your breath nice and minty after good oral pleasure!

Eddited by Cheekykarl (Forum Moderator): Please do not avoid the forum filter.

benjamin
29-12-2007, 11:59 AM
when there outa date all the lube wears off n they go all hard which gives them a better chance of splitting.

just sign up for a connexions card and ur allowed 8 free every week.
oh yer u cnt get connexions cards anymore lol

Paulio
29-12-2007, 12:05 PM
oh yer u cnt get connexions cards anymore lol

well its a c card lol :P

http://www.ccard.org.uk/

u sign up for them at connexions lol

Gillon
29-12-2007, 12:11 PM
Condom machines hardly work ;[[[ Who'd go into a shop and ask for condoms (Well unless ur desperate)

Sammeth.
29-12-2007, 12:14 PM
Condom machines hardly work ;[[[ Who'd go into a shop and ask for condoms (Well unless ur desperate)
Most people buy condoms from shops/chemists rather than condom machines to be fair.

Lubricant
29-12-2007, 02:59 PM
Why do you have a condom from 2003? Did you find it on the street and thought, "I can use that!"?

Metric.
29-12-2007, 05:10 PM
Best bit missing much... ? :|

yeah, but it's not as bad as knocking her up.

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