How to be a Manly Man.

[Mrak-Face]

I wrote this short guide to help you all understand the lengths you must go to to be a manly man such as myself.


There are two kinds of people in this world. Manly Men and Unimen. The difference between these are astronomical. Manly Men shape this world, build it to be a better place, while the Unimen leech off the work of the manly men and get raped for it.

Being such a Manly Man myself, I will teach you how to calculate if you're a Manly Man... or a Uniman.

All manliness is calculated by a score. The score can be infinite, depending on how much of a Manly Man you are. Here's some ways to improve your Manly Man score:

From birth, everyone is given a manly score of 0. But can be later added onto due to your penis size. You receive 20 Manly Man points for every inch your penis is in length, meaning I had a manly score of 200 at birth.

Here is a list of some manly things you can do to increase your Manly Man score:

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These are some of few hundred ways to increase your Manly Man score. But like most things, you can lose points for being more of a UniMan than a Manly Man.

Here is a list of some UniManish things you can do to decrease your Manly Man score:

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/7763/unmanlymenco7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Now here's my top five tips for being a Manly Man, coming from me, Manly Man Mark:

1. Be a man.

2. Seriously, be a man.

3. Buy atleast 1 gallon of semen.

4. ???

5. PROFIT!

With this information you can now become a Manly Man, just like me. Let no UniMan hold you back and take crap from nobody.


- Mark.

Edited by Immenseman (Forum Moderator): Please don't avoid the filter
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[FlyingJesus]

Good guide +rep

[Test:Tube:Baby]

Thats just odd...

+rep :D

[jesus]

thank you so much, this is just what ive been looking for, +rep

[Jordy]

Oh dear, after calculating my score, I managed to end up on -126

I'm not a very manly man after all

brb gonna cry and eat a vegetarian burger which I will shortly throw up on a girl :(

[Fart]

lmao thats good +rep

[Mitch4?]

lol'd,
my score was -60 *+*
woop.

[Hitman]

I ended up with 70 lol!

[Breakfloor]

i am already a manly man. i dont know what your talking about. :D

[Lubricant]

I have the Will and Grace complete boxset so I'm in the -1k somewhere. Don't care. Manly men are full of themselves.

[Breakfloor]

I have the Will and Grace complete boxset so I'm in the -1k somewhere. Don't care. Manly men are full of themselves.

BULLY HIM!

[WarezKid]

Nahh, dont need to read this.

I know what i am xD

[FlyingJesus]

I have the Will and Grace complete boxset so I'm in the -1k somewhere. Don't care. Manly men are full of themselves.

Unimen are full of other unimen if you get my drift

[Conorx0]

My score was 40 lol

[Jord]

Mark starts off with 10 poins I start with 200.

[Ashley 12344]

I like the 'Ever referred to a woman with a name other than woman'. Any man that calls 'em something different (unless hes driving for something) is a uniman.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be open when she brings it.

[Grimmauld]

will and grace is funny

[GommeInc]

72, oh well. What was the image that was removed? I'm sure it's harmless to anyone normal with a sense of humour, which the image clearly would of been in context.

[Hitman]

72, oh well. What was the image that was removed? I'm sure it's harmless to anyone normal with a sense of humour, which the image clearly would of been in context.
Some people didn't do the penis size one xD GAIN DA POINTZ! :P :D

They were just tables with 'manly points' and things that make you lose em. :P

[Ashley 12344]

72, oh well. What was the image that was removed? I'm sure it's harmless to anyone normal with a sense of humour, which the image clearly would of been in context.

Just the over-sensitive, edit happy mods that seem to be evermore hired by the superb management.


Hard to get a decent score with the main +points removed =\