the text speaker thing

[Mario]

i find this funny
http://free-translator.imtranslator.net/speech.asp
type your text in the box and select the accent from the drop down menu then click the loudspeaker thing to hear it said.
post your funny ones (the text you have to type and the accent)

[Prick]

I am a batty and I have no willy but I have a **** (end word ryhmes with hunt)
In english & portuguese

[jesus]

lol gd find

[lew!]

Put
poo poo poo poo touch my tib in russian

[Scuzzy]

Lol nice find.

Put 'how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?'

in german