Random but serious question.

[Technologic]

Why do guys always wake up with a boner? -.- WHY GOD DAMN IT?

My mum comes in and is like GET OUT OF BEd but i cant cus she'll see :l

Who else has this problem and who has the answer to the first Q?

[benjamin]

i don't get it all the time, only now and again..

[lAscend]

I used to get it all the time but i think it as worn off and only get it now and then i think its just a natural thing tbh. And yes it can be embarassing if your parents walk in on you.

[Jordy]

Yeah happens to me constantly but the good news is I live on a bed that's very high (Not a bunk bed but similar) so I don't have to worry.

[Krusty]

saucy dreams maybe?

[jesus]

i only do when my girlfriend is with me :O

not usually

maybe you should do something to stop it before you go to sleep :rolleyes:

[Muniflex]

Lol morning glory.. All part of being a man..


Dont roll over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:P

[PriceTags]

It just happens - aparrently we all get them up to 7 times a night. There's only one thing you can do to it really. If you get me.

[Muniflex]

It just happens - aparrently we all get them up to 7 times a night. There's only one thing you can do to it really. If you get me.

Cut it offf?

Seems a bit over the top?!

[PaulParker]

It just happens - aparrently we all get them up to 7 times a night. There's only one thing you can do to it really. If you get me.
If we're thinking the same thing then can you really do that first thing in the morning?

[Technologic]

i only do when my girlfriend is with me :O

not usually

maybe you should do something to stop it before you go to sleep :rolleyes:
I do do things. That's what my psp is for

[jesus]

I do do things. That's what my psp is forthen you are one randy child!

[alexxxxx]

I do do things. That's what my psp is for

that made me lol.

:P

haha, i don't ALWAYS wake up with one.

[Markness.]

Just grab some clothes and run like hell into the bathroom :)

[PaulParker]

Just grab some clothes and run like hell into the bathroom :)
For a cold shower?

[Shrlurp]

Sometimes, weekends yes don't know why, I usually just have a tug makes it all good.

[efq]

I get it sometimes.
I just get changed when knowones in the room lol.

[Buax]

Yeah. I've also noticed this, it's not every morning, it happended this morning. It's quite random to be honest.

[PaulParker]

What's the best way to hide the fact that you've got one? Not necessarily in the morning when you wake up but generally.

[today]

i don't get it all the time, only now and again..

That makes a bloody change you randy bugger.

And why does your mum come into your room every morning? :eusa_shif

[Duck Hunt]

Lol ^

Erm It Happens Every Now And Again .. Not Much u Can Do. Lie Into Bed And When Shes Out, Run To The Shower? Or Like Wear Baggy Jeans Or Something When u Go To Sleep >_>

[PaulParker]

Or Like Wear Baggy Jeans Or Something When u Go To Sleep >_>
You would probably get too hot though.

[Niall!]

What's the best way to hide the fact that you've got one? Not necessarily in the morning when you wake up but generally.

tuck it into your belt ^^

[<3]

Best way to hide it is tuck it up and wear a long tshirt lol

[Hecktix1]

In all honesty, I'm sure your mother has seen someone with an erection before, afterall, it's not exactly a deformity. I know it's embarassing but she won't say anything.

Morning Glory mateee,
wikipedia definition


Nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT) is the spontaneous occurrence of a penile (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis) erection (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erection) during sleep (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep). All men without erectile dysfunction (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erectile_dysfunction) experience this phenomenon, usually several times a night[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_penile_tumescence#_note-0). It typically happens during REM sleep (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/REM_sleep) and it is not uncommon for an erection to be present when a man wakes up — such an erection is colloquially referred to as morning wood (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/morning_wood) in North America, and as morning glory (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/morning_glory) in the United Kingdom (though in some areas of the U.K. the adjective piss-proud (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/piss_proud) is often used instead).

there is no reason to explain why it happens, but obviously a man thinks of sex quite a lot, and most of the time it is subconsciously, so I imagine we do get erections at night because obv when we are asleep our minds do go a bit wild as they have nothing to concentrate on unless we are dreaming, we don't necessarily have to know what we are thinking remember!

[Leuven]

You can't really help it.

It's a natural occurence.
The best thing you can do is just to ask for a few more minutes in bed.

[stratosphere]

If we're thinking the same thing then can you really do that first thing in the morning?

I can >=D

[Moh]

Whats your mum doing in your room when you wake up anyways?

[PriceTags]

If we're thinking the same thing then can you really do that first thing in the morning?

It's possible to do it! Like a certain Liam off BB ^_^!

[brandon]

Whats your mum doing in your room when you wake up anyways?


That makes a bloody change you randy bugger.

And why does your mum come into your room every morning? :eusa_shif
Probably because his mum wakes him up in the morning for school? It's not that abnormal lol.


I do do things. That's what my psp is for
Yes, I to, admit to "doing it" over my video games.

[Beaustique]

You need to the toilet thats why...

[PaulParker]

tuck it into your belt ^^
That only works if you're wearing jeans. Anything else and there isn't really a way to hide it, I don't think.


I can >=D
Fair enough!

[spot2]

well if ya mums in the room y waste a perfectly good boner?

[PaulParker]

So what are you suggesting?

[bo$$]

Probably because his mum wakes him up in the morning for school? It's not that abnormal lol.


Yes, I to, admit to "doing it" over my video games.
I'm sure (well I hope at least) that he was talking about using the PSP for videos.. not video games...


You need to the toilet thats why...
That's true also. a lot of the times when you wake up you gotta pee really bad.

other then that just tuck it into your waist band lol.
it takes less then a few seconds while you're getting up and its all done with.
no need to hide anything, no need to run anywhere.

[Recursion]

I wake up about 70% of the time with them >_<

[fweggy]

Tis called a morning glory - when ur dreaming of teh ladiez

[PaulParker]

Sometimes they last longer than a few minutes. To sum up though it's natural and nothing really to be ashamed about, it's just awkward when you get one and don't necessarily want one.

[FlyingJesus]

Apparently if you get a cold metal spoon and sharply tap your ******* it makes you lose your boner in an instant lol, haven't tried it myself

[Technologic]

I'm sure (well I hope at least) that he was talking about using the PSP for videos.. not video games...


That's true also. a lot of the times when you wake up you gotta pee really bad.

other then that just tuck it into your waist band lol.
it takes less then a few seconds while you're getting up and its all done with.
no need to hide anything, no need to run anywhere.
Actually i use the internet on the psp :]


And i'm not willing to start wacking my goolies with a spoon.... yet

[PaulParker]

Apparently if you get a cold metal spoon and sharply tap your ******* it makes you lose your boner in an instant lol, haven't tried it myself
I can see that working simply because it doesn't sound nice. The thought of it would be enough!

[Neversoft]

It's just waking up with you.