What Are You?

[tdi]

"Adam is a WAP device that improves upper-body muscle and dispenses tea or coffee."

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi

Enter your name in the box. :)

[Niall!]

Niall

Niall is a rubber fish! It recharges itself at night!

[Judge Judy]

Gareth

Gareth is a Christmas tree that tells you when people are lying, is fully recycleable and is bigger on the inside than the outside.

[Swearwolf]

George

George is a pair of sunglasses that makes amusing belching noises and can speak twelve languages.

[L!nK..]

Alkin is a web page that sorts your mail! It squirts clouds of black ink.


L!nK

L!nK is like a normal umbrella, but it moulds vegetables.

[Crazy Bartender]

pow69 is a sheet of paper that's made from recycled cardboard!

I am not :'(.

[Krusty]

Rachel
Rachel is a stereo system that shreds documents and cannot be removed from your house.

[Herman]

Herman

Herman is a toilet seat! It can be used by the whole family!

[Unpredictible.1]

Unpredictible

Unpredictible is a walking stick that can cook small meals, produces pure oxygen and hovers.

[dannyisnotamazing]

Danny is a suppository that's designed by Terence Conran! It hums incessantly.

That makes sense?

[Hitman]

Tom is a baseball cap that fits into the boot of a car!

[Slash]

Liam

Liam is an armchair that can only be operated by a trained professional!

[LoveHateHero]

Jake is like a normal chocolate bar, but it plays a selection of current chart hits.

[jesus]

jamie is a retinal implant that comes in seven different colours, follows you around and is slightly hallucinogenic.

[cocaine]

Matt is a skateboard that lasts for up to a week! It speaks randomly-generated sentences and can communicate with your wireless network device.

people ride me

[Mr.Sam]

sam is a video recorder that jams mobile phone frequencies, crushes ice and never gets tired.

[Fifteen]

Danielle

Danielle is a robotic dog! It is fully recycleable!


hah excellent!