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Hazza
03-03-2008, 09:38 PM
The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital's staff canteen.


A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its "nose".


According to the Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article868092.ece), the contractor was supposed to be locking up the building site near the Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital where his firm is refurbishing administration offices.
The security guard, suitably horrified, told the man to "clean himself and the hoover" before asking him to leave and informing his bosses.
When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland". He has since been fired.
The man's employers, HG Construction, told The Sun: "That behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh".
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Henry Hoover is described on a cleaning website as (http://www.showerright.co.uk/henry_hoover.htm) "famous for its looks, but under its fascia lies a powerful, reliable vacuum cleaner ready to go time and time again."
The man is not the first person to be caught in the act with an inanimate object.
Last year, Robert Stewart was placed on probation for three years after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/14/nbikesex114.xml).
The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down when two cleaners walked in on him at the the Aberley House Hostel in south west Scotland.
He paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex". The court was told that alcohol was the cause of his problems.
And in 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs.


dirt..

Technologic
03-03-2008, 09:44 PM
Hoover i can unserstand... bicycle is a little odd but PAVEMENTS?!

Jamesy
03-03-2008, 09:46 PM
That must suck http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/images/smilies/emot-v.png

Hazza
03-03-2008, 09:48 PM
Lmao.
Can you imagine it!

Smiddy
03-03-2008, 09:48 PM
We caught up with Henry and here's what he had to say:
"Obviously I'm distraught, I wasn't expecting anything like this when I signed up to the job, it really opens up my eyes and shows me how far the human has come on with it's relation to technology, I'm a victim of what can only be described as a heinous attack, I hope none of my companions ever have to go through the same experience."

We thank Henry for his time during this traumatic time for him.

cocaine
03-03-2008, 09:49 PM
PAVEMENTS LMAOOOO

Hazza
03-03-2008, 09:51 PM
Uhhhh ohhh pavements.
LOLLLLLLL

Dan2nd
03-03-2008, 09:53 PM
We caught up with Henry and here's what he had to say:
"Obviously I'm distraught, I wasn't expecting anything like this when I signed up to the job, it really opens up my eyes and shows me how far the human has come on with it's relation to technology, I'm a victim of what can only be described as a heinous attack, I hope none of my companions ever have to go through the same experience."

We thank Henry for his time during this traumatic time for him.

My thoughts are with Henry in this painful time :(

Unpredictible.1
03-03-2008, 09:54 PM
VIDEO PLEASE

or it didnt happen

Smiddy
03-03-2008, 09:56 PM
My thoughts are with Henry in this painful time :(
I'll pass on your concerns.

He said he fears most for James, Charles, Hetty and George at the moment, he feels they could be next on the radar of this perverse man.

Technologic
03-03-2008, 09:57 PM
VIDEO PLEASE

or it didnt happen
mmmm hoover porn.

Lol

GommeInc
03-03-2008, 10:09 PM
I have a Henry and George Hoover (his older, bigger brother). Great threesomes I must say :D

jesus
03-03-2008, 10:21 PM
'Cleaning his underpants' is the best excuse ever! :D

Metric.
03-03-2008, 11:03 PM
did he have his **** inside the hoover?

Pyroka
03-03-2008, 11:07 PM
this is a joke, right? AND YES METRIC, HE DID. damn i used to have a henry hoover... they were cute, but i wouldnt stick my wood in there.

Moh
03-03-2008, 11:09 PM
If your going to try have sex with a hoover, dont do it at work.

Pyroka
03-03-2008, 11:10 PM
i guess he missed the concept of being 'on the job' then.

Slowpoke
03-03-2008, 11:10 PM
Henry the Hoover is legend, gutted for him. My dad has/has had most of the colours released of Henry and he even got a limited edition colour that was released a few years back (a little bit of family history) :).

Scouse
03-03-2008, 11:13 PM
its the sun.. probably lies. scum

benjamin
03-03-2008, 11:13 PM
lol this boy i know did it for a dare at a sleepover.. he was well popular after :x

Pyroka
03-03-2008, 11:14 PM
I bet that boy was you ben. dirty munt.

Slowpoke
03-03-2008, 11:14 PM
lol this boy i know did it for a dare at a sleepover.. he was well popular after :x

as if he actually did it, arww :x

benjamin
03-03-2008, 11:15 PM
I bet that boy was you ben. dirty munt.
shut up before i donkey punch u AGAIN :S

Pyroka
03-03-2008, 11:15 PM
LOL what if i enjoy it this time... I bet he did do it, because he's polish. it's 1+1 mate.

Muniflex
03-03-2008, 11:35 PM
We caught up with Henry and here's what he had to say:
"Obviously I'm distraught, I wasn't expecting anything like this when I signed up to the job, it really opens up my eyes and shows me how far the human has come on with it's relation to technology, I'm a victim of what can only be described as a heinous attack, I hope none of my companions ever have to go through the same experience."

We thank Henry for his time during this traumatic time for him.

Lol at that.

And some peopel are just wrong, lol

Ashley
04-03-2008, 12:04 AM
Having sex with pavements?!
LOL Now that is weird.

Adam$
04-03-2008, 12:36 AM
but Henry is so innocent! :(

GhostFace-
04-03-2008, 12:43 AM
wot a weirdo.

he got UL

Slowpoke
04-03-2008, 12:46 AM
but Henry is so innocent! :(

he's the inspiration for my temporary avatar :).

Metric.
04-03-2008, 03:34 AM
I read the article and I guess he was moaning louder than the Hoover!

-Soph-
04-03-2008, 05:26 AM
LMAOOO, thanks for the laugh!

Janet Snakehole
04-03-2008, 10:35 AM
LOL.
Omg, thats just.. rofl.
Nice find.
Made me laugh this morning, (y).

Hazza
04-03-2008, 03:50 PM
Well, I suppose the good ol' saying goes...
"Whatever floats your boat" ;)
LOL

Fart
04-03-2008, 03:56 PM
For the pavements i bet he said
"Im filling in the cracks" xD LMAO

Buax
04-03-2008, 03:59 PM
All I have to say is
Roll On The Floor Laughing

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